Hi steve.

EDIT: fiddy

thats not cool

quiet down

howdy

hi

Fucking ICQ bots...no I do NOT want to check our your piece of shit redirecting lame-ass excuse for a smut site, you pathetic excuse for a trailer-trash wannabe ho on crack.

i was talking to Tala. :321GFY

How are you, darlin?

no hi for me?

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should i open the door and shout "HI"?

What he said.

good, except for all these damn TPS report cover sheets i need to fill out.

no I have headphones on

YEAH i'm gonna have to go ahead and have you come in on Sunday mmmkay

Koolaid! OH YEAH!

NOW WAIT JUST A COCKSMOKIN MINUTE!

NOW the fuckin bots have the ability to add themselves to my contact list?!

sorry but i didn't get that memo.

Suckage.

yup

There was a memo?

MPA2 starts this weekend which means we are workin

Ignore function works very well.

.....start posting people or I'm going to have to start flashing naughty pictures of manboobs.

one way or a nother I will get my t-shirt!!!!

:thumbsup

298006235 (5:00 PM) :
hello
boban (5:01 PM) :
yo
boban (5:01 PM) :
are you steve leno?
Stevecore (5:02 PM) :
yes i am steve leno, the famous satan worshipper
Stevecore (5:02 PM) :
is this the goat dealer?
boban (5:03 PM) :
im wondering , if you are him your my cousin , i have searched for you for years!
Did you know we are releted to jay leno!
Stevecore (5:05 PM) :
thats not good news... i just had sex with him last weekend in the bathroom of a west hollywood bar.
boban (5:05 PM) :
hmm funny , im serious!
Stevecore (5:06 PM) :
i am too! gawd, i feel dirty...
Stevecore (5:06 PM) :
i need to pray to satan about this and get his advice... BRB
boban (5:06 PM) :
mm , asshole hows the weather in LA?
Stevecore (5:08 PM) :
my nipples are hard, what does that tell you?
boban (5:08 PM) :
that you are not a normal person
boban (5:08 PM) :
may god kill you

Pssst...It's "Mary Kate and Ashley"

Nevermind.

woooo woooo!

:1orglaugh

Who gives a fuck if anyone is related to Jay Leno....

just thinking about jay leno gets my nipples hard.

Where is everybody?

who cares? you and i are here....

ick.

True, dat. So this has become our own personal whoring thread?

don't say that in front of steve leno!

yup, just don't ask me to cyber. i don't get down like that.

You have absolutely nothing to worry about.

fuck youre four ahead of me

three now.

two....

one...

Hey! You can count backward! Congratulations!

ladies and gentleman... tala has left the building!

spoke too soon

Besides, unless we get some more people posting in here, there's not going to be the x-box & $50 prize.

Which blows goats.

You're delusional.

What has the party goat been telling you about me?!?

Indeed.

rick your contest rules... :)