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Odie · 07-22-2003, 12:00 PM

Yeah that's right! I was scheduled to leave for Miami on Sunday morning and of course I was bombarded with questions and detained for hours and then told to go home we don't want u in the U.S. for SIX MONTHS!!!!! Stupid bitch!!!

So, for all of u that I was looking forward to meeting and seeing again, have a cold one for me while you're there!!!!

As, for alternatives to crossing, I've been through everything that is possible....although, there is one option left and I'm crossing my fingers in hopes that it'll work...

K_MAC77 · 07-22-2003, 12:06 PM

I know what you mean I just got back from Miami and when I crossed in windsor I was stop for over an hour and all they asked was DO YOU HAVE ANY BEEF!!! what the hell....and why can't you stay in Canada for your Vaction. All I have to say to them is up yours fat ass bitch....plus I had a burger in the car and the assholes tossed it out on me........but it was funny as hell when I told them what I do for a living the looks I got...Let's just I wish I took my Camera in with me...............

SpaceAce · 07-22-2003, 12:09 PM

What are you guys talking about? One or more of you is not telling the whole story because I just crossed over from Windsor a few days ago with two gigantic steaks left over from a meal at the Lumberjack. They threw out your hamburger? Were you acting like an asshole?

Edit: I an American citizen, though.

SpaceAce

dropped9 · 07-22-2003, 12:09 PM

Your kidding right?

Bash us, hate us, give us the finger, then you get pissed when you want to come into the country?>

K_MAC77 · 07-22-2003, 12:16 PM

No I am not kidding and Know I was not acting like an asshole!!!! it was about 2:30 am It was me and my roommate two young guys 25 years of age, so I guess they were thinking we had a wack of pot or somthing. It is a good thing we chickened out at the last min....... and left it in Canada. P.S. I hope everyone has a great time next week I wish I could go back.

Odie · 07-22-2003, 12:50 PM

Mine wasn't that dramatic...but they didn't like the length of stay and thought I was going there to work without a visa...

I'm not bashing americans, I'm just stating that they spend so much time on simple innocent people, like myself who was just going on vacation and yet I'm sure tons of crazy dealers or criminals get thru without flinching...

kmanrox · 07-22-2003, 12:54 PM

im going to havea blast with my thai girlfriend, with Mister in front of her name on her passport, with stopover minivacations in singapore and hong kong lolol.... i'm a smart one, eh?

swedguy · 07-22-2003, 12:54 PM

My sister and I went through customs together some years ago, at the time she was 18.
The customs guy started off with a pretty bad attitude and asked all kinds of weird questions.
Then he asked why we chose to go to the US on our honeymoon.
Both me and my sisters started laughing our ass off, and he looked all pissy.
"That's my sister" and the guy turned bright red and stamped our passports faster than hell

swedguy · 07-22-2003, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
im going to havea blast with my thai girlfriend, with Mister in front of her name on her passport, with stopover minivacations in singapore and hong kong lolol.... i'm a smart one, eh?

Good luck, you definitely need it

pornguy · 07-22-2003, 01:01 PM

Hey guys,
I am an american citizen by birth, and wanted to say that I am sorry that you were treated that way...

This same type of shit is happening to people that are residents here. My wife can not go to see her mother until she gets her citizenship. But now they are telling us she should get it in the next 10 years...

If you need a written invitation, just let some of us US webmasters know.

Dax · 07-22-2003, 01:05 PM

Damn.... they give that much hassle to canadians?

LiveDose · 07-22-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Your kidding right?

Bash us, hate us, give us the finger, then you get pissed when you want to come into the country?>

Odie · 07-22-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dax
Damn.... they give that much hassle to canadians?

well, with 9/11 things are insane at the borders, especially in the airports...if it sounds fishy you're nailed and then everytime that u try to cross u'll get flagged and burned...they really give it to u good

JFK · 07-22-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
Mine wasn't that dramatic...but they didn't like the length of stay and thought I was going there to work without a visa...

I'm not bashing americans, I'm just stating that they spend so much time on simple innocent people, like myself who was just going on vacation and yet I'm sure tons of crazy dealers or criminals get thru without flinching...

You shouldnt have told them the length of stay !Live and learn !

Odie · 07-22-2003, 01:21 PM

couldn't help it...she asked to see my itinerary...and then came the questions who are u staying with why how do u know him blabla bla

Nanda · 07-22-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Your kidding right?

Bash us, hate us, give us the finger, then you get pissed when you want to come into the country?>

So true

pauliewalnutz · 07-22-2003, 01:26 PM

I hope thye never let your asses back in.

Our country sucks as far as USA haters are concerned anyway. Stay the fuck out and dont worry eventually our troops will come and visit your country

SNIPER · 07-22-2003, 01:29 PM

You know my bad experience was before 9/11. I cross the boarder regularly because I am visiting my boyfriend in the states.
No problems until I get the 8 month pregnant US customs lady with nails 2 inches long and a nasty attitude.
She first starts off with the regular questions and then asks me who paid for the ticket...which I am glad to say my boyfriend did...becaue he is a sweetheart.
She gives me this look, and says something to the fact of why would he spend that much money for a weekend trip...DUHHHH....
Well I think my comment back was laughing said because I am worth it.
She then directs me to the US immigration office, they take alook at my carry on and give me the whole qustioning again.
You know...those US immgiration officier I understand have a job to do, but please if you don't get any or your BABY's Daddy won't talk to you or even think you are worth a dinner a IHOP don't take it out on the rest of us.

GrimShawn · 07-22-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
couldn't help it...she asked to see my itinerary...and then came the questions who are u staying with why how do u know him blabla bla

Lie Cheat whatever you gotta do, shit I always get into Canada and I should not be

K_MAC77 · 07-22-2003, 01:42 PM

hey pauliewalnutz
it's people like you who make other people hate USA. I myself have no probelms with the states just that small percent of people like you.

Odie · 07-22-2003, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by K_MAC77
hey pauliewalnutz
it's people like you who make other people hate USA. I myself have no probelms with the states just that small percent of people like you.

exactly, I am usually the first to support the U.S and I am also the first to embrace americans when they are here visiting....no need for the unnecessary comments...besides u should be glad that we want to come over and spend our $$$ seeing as how your US dollar has been falling...we are neighbours and should be on good terms I don't see why it has to be so hostile...i understand the strictness at the borders but do they really have to be so nasty???? especially when it comes to black balling people for life..

my b/f is as innocent looking as u can get and he gets nailed every time that he tries to cross the border...I remember when it used to be so easy to cross and they were strict but not rude

VirtuMike · 07-22-2003, 03:56 PM

I remember hearing something about NAFTA. The US did sign that right?

Sid70 · 07-22-2003, 04:12 PM

all you spoke up here is just a pop music in comparison of what US will want from me if i'm gonna to extend my biz visa

they would even want finger prints or eye retina scanned

Dis is really pisses of...

ThunderBalls · 07-22-2003, 04:15 PM

Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iran,
Or spread some fuckin' disease
They talk so many goddamn ways
It's all Greek to me

Kimmykim · 07-22-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
I remember hearing something about NAFTA. The US did sign that right?

Oh please, just like Kyoto and those missile treaties, Bush doesnt care ;)

Sid70 · 07-22-2003, 04:24 PM

where Colorado is? kind of stoney piece of land, i think :\

VirtuMike · 07-22-2003, 04:25 PM

I got a call from the Republican Party the other day asking me to pledge some money - but they didn't tell me what it was for. I asked the guy if he was hiring. He said no. I asked him how I was going to feed my wife and kids, I hadn't worked in 2 years, and I was about to get evicted. I told him it was the Republican's fault and I needed help, not a handout but a job.

He hung up on me.

Fucking republicans.

ThunderBalls · 07-22-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by kievdesign
where Colorado is? kind of stoney piece of land, i think :\

Apparently that $20 a month salary of yours buys a lot of vodka.

Webby · 07-22-2003, 04:39 PM

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I remember hearing something about NAFTA. The US did sign that right?

All that falls into oblivion - same as all the other treaties and the economy when there is an idiot supposedly "leading". The US is no longer a country that is trusted - it has the ranking of a rogue state.

Other countries, at least yet, have not reached the level of paranoia which exisits in the States, - else we would be giving US citizens a DNA test as well.

There are two sides to this, one is *genuine* defence which is reasonable, - the other is a persistance in "control" which was already over the top. Genuine defence has become the "excuse" for control.

I used to visit the US regularly, both for biz and to see friends. Now I have no wish to land on *any* US territory,- I don't need the crap. Friends "escape" the US and visit us instead. Hell, that even applies to others non "US citizens" visiting, who flew with a dropdown in the US - they avoid any contact and fly direct now.

The comments from Thunderball are where much of the world gets it's "perceptions" of the US - popcorn culture populated by dumbos - sad shit!

Kimmykim · 07-22-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
I got a call from the Republican Party the other day asking me to pledge some money - but they didn't tell me what it was for. I asked the guy if he was hiring. He said no. I asked him how I was going to feed my wife and kids, I hadn't worked in 2 years, and I was about to get evicted. I told him it was the Republican's fault and I needed help, not a handout but a job.

He hung up on me.

Fucking republicans.

You telling anyone you have a wife and kids scares me more than the thought of you giving money to the Republicans ;)

GTS Mark · 07-22-2003, 04:59 PM

I had a similar incident about 2 year ago just after 911. I was flying down to visit family and drive my Dad's SUV back that was up for it's lease.

When I got to immigration, they lambasted me with questions for an hour and finally said no go. Basically for the same reasons they told you. I lost my ticket too as the flight operator said it was out of their control and no refund could be issued.

Ever since then I have never had a problem, but it really sucks when it happens to you.

DH

pornJester · 07-22-2003, 06:37 PM

Wow Odie, that really sucks. Was looking forward to seeing your at the show.

07-22-2003, 12:00 PM	#1
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	U.S Immigration sucks!!! Yeah that's right! I was scheduled to leave for Miami on Sunday morning and of course I was bombarded with questions and detained for hours and then told to go home we don't want u in the U.S. for SIX MONTHS!!!!! Stupid bitch!!! So, for all of u that I was looking forward to meeting and seeing again, have a cold one for me while you're there!!!! As, for alternatives to crossing, I've been through everything that is possible....although, there is one option left and I'm crossing my fingers in hopes that it'll work... __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

07-22-2003, 12:50 PM	#6
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	Mine wasn't that dramatic...but they didn't like the length of stay and thought I was going there to work without a visa... I'm not bashing americans, I'm just stating that they spend so much time on simple innocent people, like myself who was just going on vacation and yet I'm sure tons of crazy dealers or criminals get thru without flinching... __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

07-22-2003, 12:54 PM	#7
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	im going to havea blast with my thai girlfriend, with Mister in front of her name on her passport, with stopover minivacations in singapore and hong kong lolol.... i'm a smart one, eh? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

07-22-2003, 01:01 PM	#10
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Hey guys, I am an american citizen by birth, and wanted to say that I am sorry that you were treated that way... This same type of shit is happening to people that are residents here. My wife can not go to see her mother until she gets her citizenship. But now they are telling us she should get it in the next 10 years... If you need a written invitation, just let some of us US webmasters know. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

07-22-2003, 01:21 PM	#15
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	couldn't help it...she asked to see my itinerary...and then came the questions who are u staying with why how do u know him blabla bla __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

07-22-2003, 12:06 PM	#2
K_MAC77 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: ONT Canada Posts: 104	I know what you mean I just got back from Miami and when I crossed in windsor I was stop for over an hour and all they asked was DO YOU HAVE ANY BEEF!!! what the hell....and why can't you stay in Canada for your Vaction. All I have to say to them is up yours fat ass bitch....plus I had a burger in the car and the assholes tossed it out on me........but it was funny as hell when I told them what I do for a living the looks I got...Let's just I wish I took my Camera in with me...............

07-22-2003, 12:09 PM	#3
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	What are you guys talking about? One or more of you is not telling the whole story because I just crossed over from Windsor a few days ago with two gigantic steaks left over from a meal at the Lumberjack. They threw out your hamburger? Were you acting like an asshole? Edit: I an American citizen, though. SpaceAce

07-22-2003, 12:09 PM	#4
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Your kidding right? Bash us, hate us, give us the finger, then you get pissed when you want to come into the country?>

07-22-2003, 12:16 PM	#5
K_MAC77 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: ONT Canada Posts: 104	No I am not kidding and Know I was not acting like an asshole!!!! it was about 2:30 am It was me and my roommate two young guys 25 years of age, so I guess they were thinking we had a wack of pot or somthing. It is a good thing we chickened out at the last min....... and left it in Canada. P.S. I hope everyone has a great time next week I wish I could go back.

07-22-2003, 12:54 PM	#8
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	My sister and I went through customs together some years ago, at the time she was 18. The customs guy started off with a pretty bad attitude and asked all kinds of weird questions. Then he asked why we chose to go to the US on our honeymoon. Both me and my sisters started laughing our ass off, and he looked all pissy. "That's my sister" and the guy turned bright red and stamped our passports faster than hell

07-22-2003, 01:05 PM	#11
Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	Damn.... they give that much hassle to canadians?

07-22-2003, 01:26 PM	#17
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07-22-2003, 01:29 PM	#18
SNIPER Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Wherever my laptop is. Posts: 410	You know my bad experience was before 9/11. I cross the boarder regularly because I am visiting my boyfriend in the states. No problems until I get the 8 month pregnant US customs lady with nails 2 inches long and a nasty attitude. She first starts off with the regular questions and then asks me who paid for the ticket...which I am glad to say my boyfriend did...becaue he is a sweetheart. She gives me this look, and says something to the fact of why would he spend that much money for a weekend trip...DUHHHH.... Well I think my comment back was laughing said because I am worth it. She then directs me to the US immigration office, they take alook at my carry on and give me the whole qustioning again. You know...those US immgiration officier I understand have a job to do, but please if you don't get any or your BABY's Daddy won't talk to you or even think you are worth a dinner a IHOP don't take it out on the rest of us. __________________ Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

07-22-2003, 01:42 PM	#20
K_MAC77 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: ONT Canada Posts: 104	hey pauliewalnutz it's people like you who make other people hate USA. I myself have no probelms with the states just that small percent of people like you.

07-22-2003, 03:56 PM	#22
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	I remember hearing something about NAFTA. The US did sign that right? __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

07-22-2003, 04:12 PM	#23
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	all you spoke up here is just a pop music in comparison of what US will want from me if i'm gonna to extend my biz visa they would even want finger prints or eye retina scanned Dis is really pisses of... __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!

07-22-2003, 04:15 PM	#24
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Immigrants and faggots They make no sense to me They come to our country And think they'll do as they please Like start some mini Iran, Or spread some fuckin' disease They talk so many goddamn ways It's all Greek to me

07-22-2003, 04:24 PM	#26
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	where Colorado is? kind of stoney piece of land, i think :\ __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!

07-22-2003, 04:25 PM	#27
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	I got a call from the Republican Party the other day asking me to pledge some money - but they didn't tell me what it was for. I asked the guy if he was hiring. He said no. I asked him how I was going to feed my wife and kids, I hadn't worked in 2 years, and I was about to get evicted. I told him it was the Republican's fault and I needed help, not a handout but a job. He hung up on me. Fucking republicans. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

07-22-2003, 04:59 PM	#31
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I had a similar incident about 2 year ago just after 911. I was flying down to visit family and drive my Dad's SUV back that was up for it's lease. When I got to immigration, they lambasted me with questions for an hour and finally said no go. Basically for the same reasons they told you. I lost my ticket too as the flight operator said it was out of their control and no refund could be issued. Ever since then I have never had a problem, but it really sucks when it happens to you. DH

07-22-2003, 06:37 PM	#32
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	Wow Odie, that really sucks. Was looking forward to seeing your at the show. __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698