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EscortBiz · 07-21-2003, 11:01 PM

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

CDSmith · 07-21-2003, 11:04 PM

When will people learn that shaving ain't the answer.

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so did they all end up having a big orgy?

Sean · 07-21-2003, 11:38 PM

EscortBiz · 07-21-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
so did they all end up having a big orgy?

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FlyingIguana · 07-21-2003, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz

Well you will need to join to find out, Just $1 to join for 30 minutes then its just $39.92 a month recurring plus you will be signed up automatically to another 3 sites for a low rate of $33.98 a month recurring.

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EscortBiz · 07-21-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

fuck that, i'll just wait till the gallery is listed on world sex

LOL

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Lykos · 07-22-2003, 06:03 AM

CDSmith · 07-22-2003, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
plus you will be signed up automatically to another 3 sites for a low rate of $33.98 a month recurring.

.... each. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

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