What is a "Hindu Massage" Or "Russian?" - GoFuckYourself.com

neewwman · 07-20-2003, 09:54 PM

There's a thread here about Venezuelan girls and there was a link to an escort site. I'm checking it out, and the girls' profiles say stuff like:

"I love Greek, Russian, French, Hindu, Thai and Golden Shower massages."

I can figure out "Greek," "French" and "Golden Shower."

What is Russian, Hindu and Thai?

Not that I'm gonna go to Venezuela and get laid, but if I'm going to be in the porn business I should probably know whore lingo.

bugout · 07-20-2003, 09:59 PM

Not sure about hindu.. but russian is a titty fuck...

detoxed · 07-20-2003, 10:00 PM

it means a russian or hindu guy is gonna cum on your back and rub it in.

Digipimp · 07-20-2003, 10:43 PM

I don't know what any of them are at all, can someone clarify all of them for me.

bugout · 07-20-2003, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman

"I love Greek, Russian, French, Hindu, Thai and Golden Shower massages."

Greek - Anal
Russian - titty fuck
French - oral
Hindu - ??
Thai - ?

Golden shower.. come on, everyone knows this one..

fiveyes · 07-20-2003, 11:42 PM

I always thought a russian massage was when they sent a robot in to hit you about 100 times a minute. And then it leaves with all of your credit cards.

neewwman · 07-21-2003, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes
I always thought a russian massage was when they sent a robot in to hit you about 100 times a minute. And then it leaves with all of your credit cards.

eiht_98 · 07-21-2003, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
it means a russian or hindu guy is gonna cum on your back and rub it in.

ahahahahahaha

Kristinka · 07-21-2003, 09:08 AM

russian massage could be penetration with a russian vodka bottle, but who knows!

Kapitan Ivanov · 07-21-2003, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes
I always thought a russian massage was when they sent a robot in to hit you about 100 times a minute. And then it leaves with all of your credit cards.

Giorgio_Xo · 07-21-2003, 10:00 AM

You must have been surfing sexycaracas.com.

Hindu = Hand Job
Thai = Rim Job

For other escort-speak, http://www.myredbook.net/dcforum2/DCForumID15/2.html

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