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beavis · 07-21-2003, 07:55 AM

Bad Boyz 2!!! (like it or not?)

I took my girlfriend to see it on Saterday night, and we both thought it was great!!!

Did you see it?

Did you like it or not?

Lykos · 07-21-2003, 08:07 AM

I adore it!!!

Yeah it way too cool movie

KRL · 07-21-2003, 08:10 AM

We already discussed it: FROM MY PRIOR POST >

I still have a headache from sitting through 2 1/2 hours of nothing but the most unrealistically staged car chases with the audience enduring the perspective of view from the radiator grill.

That was the worst movie I've seen this year. The cinematography was horrendous, with all roller coaster style topsy turvy this way that way upside down neverending movement shots. It was like a nightmare LSD trip on your eyes.

Stupid ass story. Shitty casting. Even Will and Martin who I liked in the first one, looked like they were struggling with their lines to try and make this film funny.

Save your money and go see something else. It sucked royally.

Ah come on, every other word was the N word or the F word. The script sucked. The minute I saw the Ku Klux Klan opening scene that went on and on I knew it was going to be a loser. The story was the typical lets catch the big bad Miami drug dealer and his crew of idiots.

The chase scene was ridiculous with the guy rolling cars off the car hauler and Will and Martin driving that Ferrari untouched the whole time despite debris everywhere, explosions, machine guns.

The actress that played Martin's sister as an undercover DEA agent was terrible.

Even the drug shit wasn't believable. $150 Million of Ecstasy in 3 coffins sent to the bottom of the ocean with James Bond style gear on it for retrieval?? No one moves Ecstasy in like that.

Exactly my point - Envelope was pushed too far. I love car chases when they're done well. But this movie pushed the edge of believability too far and filmed it in such an eye numbing perspective.

And then when the long one is over the Ferrari looks like it still came off the showroom floor and Will and Martin don't even have an ounce of sweat on them.

It was a lamer filmer.

I guess what really pissed me off is the time. 2 1/2 hours is a long time for a movie even when its good. When its bad its an eternity.

"An empty-headed bubble of testosterone that explodes in the viewer?s face, potentially scarring them for the duration of the film."
-- Joshua Tyler, FILM HOBBIT

"[H]aving Smith play the brash playboy who waves guns around and Lawrence as the responsible family man now feels like a deliberately perverse joke."
-- Luke Y. Thompson, NEW TIMES

"Seemingly endless."
-- Bob Strauss, LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS

"This is a film that is so bad that it forces me to consider whether I might have been a bit hasty when I recently claimed that "Charlie?s Angels: Full Throttle" was one of the worst things ever produced by man."
-- Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR

"Just think: for a nominal fee of $7.50, you too can watch corpses ricocheting off Miami highways and crunching under tires."
-- Audrey Rock-Richardson, TOOELE TRANSCRIPT-BULLETIN (UTAH)

"You won't find chemistry better than this if you searched Tommy Lee's entire underwear drawer."
-- Mark Ramsey, MOVIEJUICE!

"Despite a brisk comic chemistry between Smith and Lawrence and enough vehicular destruction to send an insurance-claims adjuster to therapy, the film starts to seem even longer than its whopping 147 minutes."
-- Donald Munro, FRESNO BEE

"For the most part, it's 'close-up, close-up, explosion, bullet, crash, crash, close-up.'"
-- Eugene Novikov, FILM BLATHER

"Every last bone in its body is hateful, offensive, and sickening."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

"Film's bombastic bad-boy Michael Bay mixes idiocy and pretension in a grotesque wreck of epic proportions."
-- James Rocchi, NETFLIX

"The latest collaboration between director Michael Bay and producer Jerry Bruckheimer, two filmmakers who bring out the worst in each other, is just as bloated and fatuous as their previous efforts."
-- Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD

"If you stay home from only one movie this summer, make it 'Bad Boys II.'"
-- James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE

"A highly questionable 2 1/2 hours."
-- Jane Stevenson, JAM! MOVIES

"'Bad Boys II,' which is nothing more than tired formula, pure and simple, feels longer than 'Pearl Harbor.' And it's got a lot more explosions and violence than that World War II picture, too."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION

"It would just be way too easy to hate Bad Boys 2. It would be too easy to say the excessive humor involving human cadavers is nauseating. It would be too easy to say that jokes at the expense of dead women are offensive."
-- Fred Topel, ABOUT.COM

"If Bad Boys II had a secondary title, it would be Hurl Harbor; it's that sickening."
-- Jeff Vice, DESERET NEWS, SALT LAKE CITY

"What's most enlightening about Bad Boys 2 is this: you'll never see a better example of filmmakers' contempt for their audience."
-- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM

"No movie has pursued its own wretchedness with such ferocity."
-- Jeffrey Westhoff, NORTHWEST HERALD (CRYSTAL LAKE, IL)

"Bad Boys II is enough to make a young person feel old, and an old person stop going to the movies."
-- Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

"The cinematic equivalent of toxic waste."
-- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

Take away its endless trail of bodies, and Bad Boys II is a stale, tedious, woefully acted movie that wastes the talents of Smith and proves once and for all that Lawrence has precious little talent at all."
-- Bill Muller, ARIZONA REPUBLIC

"A simple cop buddy movie extended to unconscionable length in order to accommodate redundant action scenes, endless banter between stars Martin Lawrence and Will Smith and several potential endings, this production suffers from serious overkill."
-- Todd McCarthy, VARIETY

"Basically the longest, the most expensive, most vulgar and by far the stupidest episode of Miami Vice ever"
-- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

"Black Hawk Down on laughing gas."
-- Glenn Lovell, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS

"A reptilian collage of seething that stands as possibly the most misanthropic, nihilistic, exploitative, hopeless film ever released as a mainstream blockbuster."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL

"Routinely blatantly nonsensical, the action is so plentiful, you'll feel like you've been grabbed by the back of the neck and dragged through the picture."
-- Ross Anthony, HOLLYWOOD REPORT CARD

"After viewing Bad Boys II I think the II in the title stands for II long, II loud, II dumb and II bad."
-- Bob Bloom, JOURNAL AND COURIER (LAFAYETTE, IN)

And I'll end with Roger Ebert's comments

"Everybody involved in this project needs to do some community service."
-- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

beavis · 07-21-2003, 08:13 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by KRL
[B]We already discussed it: FROM MY PRIOR POST >

I missed that thread KRL.....................

lol

Fletch XXX · 07-21-2003, 08:14 AM

will smith movies make me want to leave the room.

should've stuck to that bel air show hahah

07-21-2003, 07:55 AM	#1
beavis Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S. Fla. Posts: 1,111	Bad Boyz 2!!! (like it or not?) Bad Boyz 2!!! (like it or not?) I took my girlfriend to see it on Saterday night, and we both thought it was great!!! Did you see it? Did you like it or not? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-21-2003, 08:07 AM	#2
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	I adore it!!! Yeah it way too cool movie __________________

07-21-2003, 08:10 AM	#3
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	We already discussed it: FROM MY PRIOR POST > I still have a headache from sitting through 2 1/2 hours of nothing but the most unrealistically staged car chases with the audience enduring the perspective of view from the radiator grill. That was the worst movie I've seen this year. The cinematography was horrendous, with all roller coaster style topsy turvy this way that way upside down neverending movement shots. It was like a nightmare LSD trip on your eyes. Stupid ass story. Shitty casting. Even Will and Martin who I liked in the first one, looked like they were struggling with their lines to try and make this film funny. Save your money and go see something else. It sucked royally. Ah come on, every other word was the N word or the F word. The script sucked. The minute I saw the Ku Klux Klan opening scene that went on and on I knew it was going to be a loser. The story was the typical lets catch the big bad Miami drug dealer and his crew of idiots. The chase scene was ridiculous with the guy rolling cars off the car hauler and Will and Martin driving that Ferrari untouched the whole time despite debris everywhere, explosions, machine guns. The actress that played Martin's sister as an undercover DEA agent was terrible. Even the drug shit wasn't believable. $150 Million of Ecstasy in 3 coffins sent to the bottom of the ocean with James Bond style gear on it for retrieval?? No one moves Ecstasy in like that. Exactly my point - Envelope was pushed too far. I love car chases when they're done well. But this movie pushed the edge of believability too far and filmed it in such an eye numbing perspective. And then when the long one is over the Ferrari looks like it still came off the showroom floor and Will and Martin don't even have an ounce of sweat on them. It was a lamer filmer. I guess what really pissed me off is the time. 2 1/2 hours is a long time for a movie even when its good. When its bad its an eternity. "An empty-headed bubble of testosterone that explodes in the viewer?s face, potentially scarring them for the duration of the film." -- Joshua Tyler, FILM HOBBIT "[H]aving Smith play the brash playboy who waves guns around and Lawrence as the responsible family man now feels like a deliberately perverse joke." -- Luke Y. Thompson, NEW TIMES "Seemingly endless." -- Bob Strauss, LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS "This is a film that is so bad that it forces me to consider whether I might have been a bit hasty when I recently claimed that "Charlie?s Angels: Full Throttle" was one of the worst things ever produced by man." -- Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR "Just think: for a nominal fee of $7.50, you too can watch corpses ricocheting off Miami highways and crunching under tires." -- Audrey Rock-Richardson, TOOELE TRANSCRIPT-BULLETIN (UTAH) "You won't find chemistry better than this if you searched Tommy Lee's entire underwear drawer." -- Mark Ramsey, MOVIEJUICE! "Despite a brisk comic chemistry between Smith and Lawrence and enough vehicular destruction to send an insurance-claims adjuster to therapy, the film starts to seem even longer than its whopping 147 minutes." -- Donald Munro, FRESNO BEE "For the most part, it's 'close-up, close-up, explosion, bullet, crash, crash, close-up.'" -- Eugene Novikov, FILM BLATHER "Every last bone in its body is hateful, offensive, and sickening." -- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM "Film's bombastic bad-boy Michael Bay mixes idiocy and pretension in a grotesque wreck of epic proportions." -- James Rocchi, NETFLIX "The latest collaboration between director Michael Bay and producer Jerry Bruckheimer, two filmmakers who bring out the worst in each other, is just as bloated and fatuous as their previous efforts." -- Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD "If you stay home from only one movie this summer, make it 'Bad Boys II.'" -- James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE "A highly questionable 2 1/2 hours." -- Jane Stevenson, JAM! MOVIES "'Bad Boys II,' which is nothing more than tired formula, pure and simple, feels longer than 'Pearl Harbor.' And it's got a lot more explosions and violence than that World War II picture, too." -- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION "It would just be way too easy to hate Bad Boys 2. It would be too easy to say the excessive humor involving human cadavers is nauseating. It would be too easy to say that jokes at the expense of dead women are offensive." -- Fred Topel, ABOUT.COM "If Bad Boys II had a secondary title, it would be Hurl Harbor; it's that sickening." -- Jeff Vice, DESERET NEWS, SALT LAKE CITY "What's most enlightening about Bad Boys 2 is this: you'll never see a better example of filmmakers' contempt for their audience." -- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM "No movie has pursued its own wretchedness with such ferocity." -- Jeffrey Westhoff, NORTHWEST HERALD (CRYSTAL LAKE, IL) "Bad Boys II is enough to make a young person feel old, and an old person stop going to the movies." -- Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS "The cinematic equivalent of toxic waste." -- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE Take away its endless trail of bodies, and Bad Boys II is a stale, tedious, woefully acted movie that wastes the talents of Smith and proves once and for all that Lawrence has precious little talent at all." -- Bill Muller, ARIZONA REPUBLIC "A simple cop buddy movie extended to unconscionable length in order to accommodate redundant action scenes, endless banter between stars Martin Lawrence and Will Smith and several potential endings, this production suffers from serious overkill." -- Todd McCarthy, VARIETY "Basically the longest, the most expensive, most vulgar and by far the stupidest episode of Miami Vice ever" -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST "Black Hawk Down on laughing gas." -- Glenn Lovell, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS "A reptilian collage of seething that stands as possibly the most misanthropic, nihilistic, exploitative, hopeless film ever released as a mainstream blockbuster." -- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL "Routinely blatantly nonsensical, the action is so plentiful, you'll feel like you've been grabbed by the back of the neck and dragged through the picture." -- Ross Anthony, HOLLYWOOD REPORT CARD "After viewing Bad Boys II I think the II in the title stands for II long, II loud, II dumb and II bad." -- Bob Bloom, JOURNAL AND COURIER (LAFAYETTE, IN) And I'll end with Roger Ebert's comments "Everybody involved in this project needs to do some community service." -- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

07-21-2003, 08:13 AM	#4
beavis Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S. Fla. Posts: 1,111	[QUOTE]Originally posted by KRL [B]We already discussed it: FROM MY PRIOR POST > I missed that thread KRL..................... lol __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-21-2003, 08:14 AM	#5
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