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07-20-2003, 04:36 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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They call me Mr Loverman they call me.
Hear this all the man, mek sure you know how fi undestand
You women, straight up, to the max ,alright,come now Woman if a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right man Loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one Woman a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right man Loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one Dem call me Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover Dem call me Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover Because a woman tek a trip she coming from England To satisfy her soul you know seh she want a man But is Shabba Ranking she buck upon, A gwain mek she explode just like a bomb Every hour , every minute ,and every second Repeat Cause, He hol' her pon her finger and overstand one look in a she eye mi know seh she want a man talking to her and she respond she tell me seh she handle man like a bomerang me tell me seh me a de hooligan fi all tyrant yuh buck upon Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover Yuh buck upon Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover The love nah contract yuh know it a expand and from it a expand it just a galang,galang a gwain givelove to a woman me seh all night long woman if a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one Search nuh more yuh buck upon the right one If a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one Search nuh more yuh buck upon the right one Yuh have it in a yuh mine fi come thrill me wid it A gwane lay down and mek yuh kill me wid it because thrilling that is Shabba favorite habit and when me lay dung yuh know me nah run from it Repeat Cause if a loving yuh wan' a loving yuh a get yuh never experience dis ya love yet cause dis a love a mek yuh wok up a sweat and in a dis ya love a mek yuh nah go live and fret because me love yuh from yuh toe straight to yuh neck loving yuh hunting for yuh buck upon de right one If a loving yuh looking yuh buck upon de right one Repeat A gwa'ne tell yuh why dem call me Mr.Loverman cause fi mi love is Jackly depending Carolyn it so Shabba she belong whether sh gone to next Island Dem call me Mr.Lover dem call mi Mr.Lover cause yuh have it in a yuh heart fi thrill me wid it A gwane lay down and mek yuh kill me wid it yuh know that thrilling is my favorite habit Shabba Ranking naw run from it Yuh buck upon Mr.Loverman Yuh buck upon Mr.Lover Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Loverman To the love that yuh get it explode like a bomb every hour , every minute , every second to the one Jacqulyn Shabba love strong She buck upon Mr.Loverman She buck upon Mr.Loverman Mr.Loverman she buck upon Mr.Loverman To the pan coot dem I don't care a --- Mr.Loverman she buck upon Mr.Loverman To the Hooligan dem I don't care a --- Mr.Loverman she buck upon Mr.Loverman Woman a loving yuh searching for , yuh buck upon the right one Come search nuh more , you buck upon the right one If a loving yuh looking yuh buck upon the right one Searching for yuh buck upon the right one Yuh buck upon Mr.Loverman from in a jam one Mr.Loverman,Mr.Loverman,Mr.Loverman Dem call Mr.Loverman Dis yah loving yuh get a from yuh belly bottom from the ground to yuh head top  |
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07-20-2003, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: CZ, EU
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07-20-2003, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bostonnnn
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We've learnt to kick a ball, but we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay And Janet's friends with John and she says that we're all scum He just gets his homework done and won't play not today What will we grow up to be What will we grow up to see Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen, sixteen Martin grew out of his A - team vest And nicked the pedals off my BMX And he says that he's had sex with a girl, for effect I lost my virginity, the year above us had discovered E And I said it weren't for me, twelve pounds, fifty What will we grow up to be What will we grow up to see Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark Rain's never cold when you're young We were devoted to us from the start I know too much how to feel... young We've learnt to kick a ball, and we're not quite cynical And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay What will we grow up to be What will we grow up to see Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen What will we grow up to be What will we grow up to see Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen... young |
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07-20-2003, 04:40 PM
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
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Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover Shaggy Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say I'm ro... Smooth just like silk Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth With my sexual physique Jah know me well built Oh me oh my well well can't you tell I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell You are the only young girl that can ring my bell And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr Ro...mantic I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom boom boom I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr Ro...mantic I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom boom boom Gee wheeze baby please Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze You don't fell like drive baby hand me the keys And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze Well you a the bun and me a the cheese And if me a the rice well you a the peas [CHORUS] Give me your loving gal your loving well good I want your loving gal give it like you should Give me your loving gal your loving well good I want your loving gal you remember the woo Would like to kiss and carress Rub down every strand of hair on my chest I'm Boombastic rated as the best The best you should get nothing more nothing less Give me your digits jot down your address I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test That I'm [CHORUS] Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk Naw go laba laba and a chat pure phart I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath Only sound you will here is the beating of my heart And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk I'm [CHORUS]
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07-20-2003, 04:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: CZ, EU
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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like a donkey actin' funky gave her L now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like 'em easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Kline? Kind of South Carolina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina
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07-20-2003, 04:52 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
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"Like Glue"
[Intro:] Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, feel dat trend now, yeah yeah Sean-A-Paul, so mi go so then [Chorus:] Well I don't really care what people say I don't really watch what dem waan do Still I got to stick to my girls like glue And I mon nah play number two All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!! [Verse 1:] Well enough likkle girl dem bought they own dem got di goody goody One ting mi haffi tell dem Dutty got di woody woody Frontway backway Dutty K man have di shooby shooby Virgin dem waan gimme and mi have to tooky tooky Hot girls outta road dat seh dem see mi see mi And a tell mi seh dem have somethin fi gimme gimme How much a one night dem all a dream bout di jimmy jimmy Dem a promise and a tell mi seh a fi mi fi mi But a promise is a comfort to a fool, so cool Well yuh dun know seh dat man haffi rule, di school We nuh pet dem just wet dem up just like a pool And a dignitary we haffi use up mi tool [Chorus:] Well I don't really care what people say I don't really watch what dem waan do Still I got to stick to my girls like glue And I mon nah play number two All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!! [Verse 2:] So how can they waan big up dem chest But they dun know Dutty Cup we deyah rated as di best A wouldn't they love diss this is Sean-A-Paul this We nuh cater fi nuh guy and only girls we a request So gimme di gal dem, yo and every minute I'm wid it Fi get di gal dem exquisite and get dem regular visit Just gimme di gal dem, now dem all a pressure mi cellular Seh a mi a di dappa dem waan fi be dem big poppa Gimme di gal dem, after di chronic we tek a drag And I don't mean to brag everyday I got to shag Gimme di gal dem, everytime I look inna my mind It's only girls dat weh mi find and true mi love dem design [Chorus:] Well I don't really care what people say I don't really watch what dem waan do Still I got to stick to my girls like glue And I mon nah play number two All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head Got a little of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!! [Verse 3:] Some guy a live dem life and dem nuh really waan check it Dem have nuh girl nuh wife nuh woman dem nah select it Sometime mi haffi wonder if dem headset dem wreck it Jah know dem ago bun well if dem don't waan correct it So please, dem nuh wannabees Dem hangout wid too much dogs and catch fleas Dem nuh waan nuh honey, dem only waan di money Dat's how mi know seh dem bwoy deh all a move funny Look like dem lost, livin in di past One ting mi haffi tell dem (?) Dem better move fast, before we get crossed Badman nuh cater fi dem just because, mi go so then [Chorus:] Well I don't really care what people say I don't really watch what dem waan do Still I got to stick to my girls like glue And I mon nah play number two All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!
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07-20-2003, 04:56 PM
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