Fucking Birds Wake Me Up At Like 7 Am Everday - GoFuckYourself.com

Fletch XXX · 07-20-2003, 08:40 AM

Anyone else have a flock of fucking birds that comes by every morning?

These fucking birds come out and chill all over in the trees and I keep ALL MY WINDOWS OPEN all day and night.

These fucking loud things wake me up every day at about 7 am, toss til close to 8 then get up hahaha

beats an alarm clock i guess.

TDF · 07-20-2003, 08:41 AM

natures alarm clock..in the summertime I have a flock of 'cheechee' birds who always seem to fly at my window and perch and converse...hasnt failed me yet

Mojo Rizin · 07-20-2003, 08:42 AM

Get yourself a crow gun.....

Set it up outside and let it do its thing.. Your bird problem will be gone in a day or two

Fletch XXX · 07-20-2003, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
natures alarm clock..in the summertime I have a flock of 'cheechee' birds who always seem to fly at my window and perch and converse...hasnt failed me yet

same shit here man.

it aint so bad.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-20-2003, 08:45 AM

wanna borrow my cat.. he is a the bird death machine... he even chirps like a bird when he is on the hunt..

Fletch XXX · 07-20-2003, 08:46 AM

i have a cat, shes laying in the middle of the floor listening to the birds

hahaha im about to join her

she's trying to get my attention to feed her, so she lays in the way

;)

BVF · 07-20-2003, 08:47 AM

poor man....you get to chill at home all day while others get up at the crack of dawn to go to work, and some little birdies irritate you in the morning.....

Life is HARD I tell ya!

Mojo Rizin · 07-20-2003, 08:49 AM

Man I only wish I could leave the windows open all night..

My 2 cats are pissed that I have to keep the windows shut.

KRL · 07-20-2003, 08:49 AM

Sexzity · 07-20-2003, 08:49 AM

I have a idea i know can help you:
cut the trees

Free_your_mind · 07-20-2003, 08:53 AM

don´t have these problems, at 7 am i´m still in the clubs..

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-20-2003, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
<embed src=http://www.internetprayers.com/include/audio/natmussongbirdsrain.mp3 autostart=false>

I want to play this in hubbys ear every morning..yeah just to piss him off

BradShaw · 07-20-2003, 08:57 AM

Hang a few plastic owls in your trees, it will keep them away. For real.

Peaches · 07-20-2003, 08:59 AM

We had some Canadian geese that came every morning at around 6AM for 2 weeks this spring, plopped themselves in the lake and made the BIGGEST racket I've ever heard.

They either finally kept flying to Canada, or someone had a nice goose dinner one night, cuz they stopped.

lock · 07-20-2003, 09:10 AM

You ever head the squark of a White Cookatoo or a Galah (big ass parots) if you were fortunate enough to sleep thru the Kookaburahs that started at 5am their is no hope at 6 when they start screaching. Not just 1 either were talking 50 parots at a time We live right on the Bush and they can drive ya nuts.

07-20-2003, 11:24 AM

your fucking lucky bro
I got the loudest alarm in the world and I dont wake untill 2pm

detoxed · 07-20-2003, 11:25 AM

heh.. i try to fucking go to sleep at 4am and all I hear are the crickets and shit in the bushes out side my window which is right at the head of my bed. I almost went crazy last night.

xxxdesign-net · 07-20-2003, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

These fucking loud things wake me up every day at about 7 am, toss til close to 8 then get up hahaha

beats an alarm clock i guess.

7am? You're lucky... here its 4am... And always on time!

CDSmith · 07-20-2003, 11:56 AM

Nothing a shotgun and a box of rock salt won't cure.

It'd be like..... *chirp chirp chirp chirp*

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Mike AI · 07-20-2003, 11:57 AM

1 word....

SHOTGUN

eiht_98 · 07-20-2003, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
poor man....you get to chill at home all day while others get up at the crack of dawn to go to work, and some little birdies irritate you in the morning.....

Life is HARD I tell ya!

lol

Mr Pheer · 07-20-2003, 01:13 PM

I can sleep thru artillery fire. Done it many times

I have a Hahn's Macaw. My wife says she doesnt see how he doesnt wake me up when he starts screeching and saying "HELLO!" over & over every monring. I wasnt even aware that he did that every day.

But if she walks in the room and says my name, I'm awake instantly.

Weird

MagicksAntics · 07-20-2003, 03:20 PM

http://www.birdbgone.com/

Is it worth $325 to you? ;)

ondaside · 07-20-2003, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicksAntics
http://www.birdbgone.com/

Is it worth $325 to you? ;)

Seriously I was going to post on this as the birds are STILL squaking in my back yard and I'm about to go postal - do any of these suggestions really work?

HEARTBREAKER · 07-20-2003, 05:19 PM

those birds are the nature's sent alarm clock!!!

bogo · 07-20-2003, 05:58 PM

i wake up every morning at 8,cursing the fuckn constructon workers,who are banging up a house,right across the street.

almost feels like i have a job

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