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07-19-2003, 09:41 PM

ok listen ppl, this is about a problem Im having with a girl...
dont read it if you dont want to! I just know that this shit ruined my day...

ok so I promissed this chick we were going to see Tomb Raider together the day it came out.

the first movie starts @ 1pm, but I wanted to see it @ 9pm because I usually wake up at around 1pm and I didnt wanna see it so early.

keep in mind that this girl is a tomb raider freak and she has the minutes timed to the tomb raider opening

so after a long conversation she says that we can see it @ 9pm, I was just playing for her and I was gonna tell her afterwards that we could go see it @ 1pm, heck, she would prolly suck my dick

so on our new conversation today where I tell her that we can go see it @ 1pm, she starts bitching @ me on why I changed my mind, etc etc... she tells me that I broke her spirit by telling her I wanted to see it @ 9pm and that shes really depressed now (WHAT THE FUCK)

im trying to make the girl happy here by going @ the time that SHE wants and shes still arguying with me, and making me feel horrible by telling me I "broke her spirit"? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?!

I am pissed now, I will never understand these creatures called "girls"

Za Ha · 07-19-2003, 09:43 PM

the blowjob later will make up for it

07-19-2003, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
the blowjob later will make up for it

hell, right now, I rather pay a prostitute

Mutt · 07-19-2003, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
ok listen ppl, this is about a problem Im having with a girl...
dont read it if you dont want to! I just know that this shit ruined my day...

ok so I promissed this chick we were going to see Tomb Raider together the day it came out.

the first movie starts @ 1pm, but I wanted to see it @ 9pm because I usually wake up at around 1pm and I didnt wanna see it so early.

keep in mind that this girl is a tomb raider freak and she has the minutes timed to the tomb raider opening

so after a long conversation she says that we can see it @ 9pm, I was just playing for her and I was gonna tell her afterwards that we could go see it @ 1pm, heck, she would prolly suck my dick

so on our new conversation today where I tell her that we can go see it @ 1pm, she starts bitching @ me on why I changed my mind, etc etc... she tells me that I broke her spirit by telling her I wanted to see it @ 9pm and that shes really depressed now (WHAT THE FUCK)

im trying to make the girl happy here by going @ the time that SHE wants and shes still arguying with me, and making me feel horrible by telling me I "broke her spirit"? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?!

I am pissed now, I will never understand these creatures called "girls"

congratulations, you've just been nominated for GFY's Sadsack of the Week Award.

07-19-2003, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt

congratulations, you've just been nominated for GFY's Sadsack of the Week Award.

YESS!! THANX DUDE
now I Feel much better

Honeyslut · 07-19-2003, 09:52 PM

and the only thing that I ever bitched to my old man about was never getting laid

MassAppeal · 07-19-2003, 10:01 PM

your girl is just a psycho.
tell her to get a life and its just a fucking movie.

Ironhorse · 07-19-2003, 10:02 PM

Dude, this one is actually pretty easy:

Apologize nicely and tell her you understand how she was looking so forward to this opening. Buy her some cheap TombRaider related gadget and tell her that you wouldn't see the premiere with anyone but her.

Tell her you are not sure how you could be so selfish but you will do anything to make it up.

Then take her out to dinner and you'll be getting your blowjob coupons for at least a week.

Edit: Sound sincere, don't giggle or it's no soup for you for a week

Edit2: Women are actually easy to understand, the hard part is playing along with the insanity

07-19-2003, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Dude, this one is actually pretty easy:

Apologize nicely and tell her you understand how she was looking so forward to this opening. Buy her some cheap TombRaider related gadget and tell her that you wouldn't see the premiere with anyone but her.

Tell her you are not sure how you could be so selfish but you will do anything to make it up.

Then take her out to dinner and you'll be getting your blowjob coupons for at least a week.

I like your way of thinking
in fact ive tried some of what you said
but shes giving me the ugly face and telling me that there is nothing that would make her happy anymore...

Ironhorse · 07-19-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf

I like your way of thinking
in fact ive tried some of what you said
but shes giving me the ugly face and telling me that there is nothing that would make her happy anymore...

Well she sounds abit psycho, so it's your call..how long have you been together and how old is she?

Sausage · 07-19-2003, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Dude, this one is actually pretty easy:

Apologize nicely and tell her you understand how she was looking so forward to this opening. Buy her some cheap TombRaider related gadget and tell her that you wouldn't see the premiere with anyone but her.

Tell her you are not sure how you could be so selfish but you will do anything to make it up.

Then take her out to dinner and you'll be getting your blowjob coupons for at least a week.

Edit: Sound sincere, don't giggle or it's no soup for you for a week

Edit2: Women are actually easy to understand, the hard part is playing along with the insanity

..... whilst encouraging her to continue with that sort of behaviour to get her own way.

Be nice to girls, treat em well and do the right thing, dont be a self centered prick to them and consider their point of view...... but the day you put up with their game playing and emotional crap is the start of the end.

MassAppeal · 07-19-2003, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse

Well she sounds abit psycho, so it's your call..how long have you been together and how old is she?

if shes over 17 im going to be amazed

xxxdesign-net · 07-19-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf

I like your way of thinking
in fact ive tried some of what you said
but shes giving me the ugly face and telling me that there is nothing that would make her happy anymore...

is she fat?

07-19-2003, 10:09 PM

shes 18
we've been seeing eachother a week

teenjump · 07-19-2003, 10:11 PM

Dump the hoe. Sounds psycho to me. Not worth the headaches.

Tell her emo punk was cool 10 years ago.

Ironhorse · 07-19-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sausage

..... whilst encouraging her to continue with that sort of behaviour to get her own way.

Be nice to girls, treat em well and do the right thing, dont be a self centered prick to them and consider their point of view...... but the day you put up with their game playing and emotional crap is the start of the end.

It's too late my friend, Pandora's box is open, this behaviour is ingrained in the female DNA as part of the How To Drive Men Crazy alpha proteins. Short of genetic alteration nothing will work to change this.

07-19-2003, 10:17 PM

shes really fit (not FAT, FIT)
she works out
got the ass of an angel

07-19-2003, 10:18 PM

oh yeah and shes still a virgin

machineg · 07-19-2003, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
ok listen ppl, this is about a problem Im having with a girl...
dont read it if you dont want to! I just know that this shit ruined my day...

BLAH BLAH

I am pissed now, I will never understand these creatures called "girls"

YOU NEVER WILL .. get used to it .

xxxdesign-net · 07-19-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
shes really fit (not FAT, FIT)
she works out
got the ass of an angel

Dude man, hook me up! In which chatroom did you meet her!?

btw, have you consummated your love yet?

Sausage · 07-19-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse

It's too late my friend, Pandora's box is open, this behaviour is ingrained in the female DNA as part of the How To Drive Men Crazy alpha proteins. Short of genetic alteration nothing will work to change this.

haha. Yeah I know what ur saying. Its a little easier here in Aus, the girls are fantastic, and still haven't learnt to be whiney self obsessed little brats.

07-19-2003, 10:24 PM

no chatroom

friend of a friend
I took her out 2 times so far,
we saw Pirates of the Caribbean together but the movie was too good and the theater was too packed to do anything then...

shes craving my dick, I know it

MassAppeal · 07-19-2003, 10:25 PM

a week?
you caught it while she was new, kick her to the curb before it gets worse

Sausage · 07-19-2003, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
oh yeah and shes still a virgin

Man you gotta just pop the cork, get her screaming, and then if u play ur cards right she's yours till you screw up.

Then again by the sounds of her I would get the fuck in and out before she wakes up and smells commitment.

07-19-2003, 10:27 PM

yes yes, Im already getting sick of her
I just wanna get her in bed and close the deal

she just complains too much, and I am having a very hard time making conversation with her

nxventures · 07-19-2003, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf

hell, right now, I rather pay a prostitute

Isn't dating just extended prostitution?

saltricter · 07-19-2003, 10:31 PM

my only advice would be:
throw her to the gutter, and go find another.
and
don't chase 'em, replace 'em.

07-19-2003, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nxventures

Isn't dating just extended prostitution?

wow, Ive never thought of it that way

TheFLY · 07-19-2003, 10:32 PM

It's simple dude.

#1 girls like guys who don't change their mind. if you are "indecisive" you're now a "flake" -- something that 95% of ignorant woman are afraid of -- but in actuality men are more capable of being flexible, making adjustments along the way -- women can't deal with this and they see it as weakness. I've found that it's best to just make a rash and quick decision and stick with it -- even if it makes no sense to... that's just what most women want -- deal with it.

#2 women like to cause trouble with you -- they want you to get angry -- they want to piss you off -- they want to cry -- they want you to yell at them... most girls are all about emotions and drama... so just feel her out and give her what she wants... chances are she just wants a shouting match -- you put the bitch in her place and then you can fuck her brains out later... if you just let her walk all over you with this stupid bullshit then you lose. from my experience -- the smarter the girl is -- the more manipulative she is and the better she is able to conceal it... remember chicks' brains are wired TOTALLY different... trust me they are like aliens -- they do not have left-right brain separation like we do so they are less capable of higher order thinking but they have the edge on us in other areas... I've seen genius level guys get played hard by chicks -- have respect for yourself man at all costs -- don't put up with shit even if you are afraid to lose her -- it's just not worth it if she does not respect you... if she's not sucking your dick like icecream, something is wrong.

puresexnow · 07-19-2003, 10:32 PM

Once you told her you weren't gonna do the 1pm session, she rang one of her "dicks in a glass case" (break open in case of emergency) numbers and is going to see it at 1pm with him and then again at 9pm with you.

So now she's whining because she is in a tight spot. Tell her you'll see it at 9pm then go bust her lying ass at 1pm with the other dude and tell her if YOU don't get in a tight spot, you'll tell her momma she sucks dick like a trooper.

07-19-2003, 10:33 PM

Ive never seen somebody use so many "--" in 1 post

nah just kidding, thanx for the advice TheFly, it actually makes sense

oldnewbie · 07-19-2003, 10:34 PM

Maybe she is the kind of person who mentally schedules things in advance, and doesn't like changes.

She originally planned her day around going to the movie at 1:00, so when you told her you were changing it to 9:00, she was irritated because she had to rearrange her mental schedule. Then after rearranging things in her mind, you changed it yet again, and it pushed her buttons. Some people don't like those kinds of surprises.

Just a guess.

Ironhorse · 07-19-2003, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
oh yeah and shes still a virgin

Dude you're barking at the wrong tree maybe? 18 year old virgins come with all kinds of baggage and most certainly will not appreciate you interest in porn.

07-19-2003, 10:35 PM

its just funny how NONE of us have an answer
we all have to "guess"

AdultKing · 07-19-2003, 10:37 PM

If I had to sit through Tomb Raider with a chick, I'd want alot more than a fucking blowjob

oldnewbie · 07-19-2003, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
its just funny how NONE of us have an answer
we all have to "guess"

Who can ever say for certain what's going on in another person's mind.

69pornlinks · 07-19-2003, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf

im trying to make the girl happy here by going @ the time that SHE wants and shes still arguying with me,

that's the problem right there,cowboy.

maybe,just maybe she wants you to take charge instead of you being pansy boy......but then again i can be wrong

07-19-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks

that's the problem right there,cowboy.

maybe,just maybe she wants you to take charge instead of you being pansy boy......but then again i can be wrong

doubt it, the girl was REALLY pissed the night I told her I Wanted to go @ 9pm...

FlyingIguana · 07-19-2003, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
and the only thing that I ever bitched to my old man about was never getting laid

wish that was all every girl only bitched about

TheFLY · 07-19-2003, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by puresexnow
Ao now she's whining because she is in a tight spot. Tell her you'll see it at 9pm then go bust her lying ass at 1pm with the other dude and tell her if YOU don't get in a tight spot, you'll tell her momma she sucks dick like a trooper.

See this guy is smart. All you have to do is turn the shit around and play her little game. Even if there is no game, make it into one... but don't tell yourself that it is a game. ALL interaction with women IS a game, but you must always keep it original because women can detect rehearsal... and you NEVER admit that you are playing games -- always claim that you fucking hate games even when you are playing a game on her... Accuse her of wanting to see it with somebody else at another time or come up with something good like that -- say "this wierd behavior by you has got me wondering if you are not being completely honest with me" -- if you're vague about shit -- even better because that gets their head all fucking screwed and their imagination runs wild. You could be talking about one thing and they will be thinking about something else -- but who fucking cares you're giving her a hypnotic mind fuck. Get real angry at her for it. Even if she gets all upset and starts crying and tells you to go to hell -- chances are she will call u back and want you even worse... Cause remember that she is "THINKING" about you now because of this drama every time she's upset with you... they will make themselves upset with you -- they want to FEEL shit with you -- if everything is A-OK then blah you are a boring guy... girls are always "thinking" about the guy that makes them the most upset -- but girls don't know how to think very well -- they are mostly feelers -- they mostly just FEEL so now you have generated this feeling inside of her... make lots of feelings in her for her to remember

probably the best thing to do is to change this upset feeling into a better feeling, but you'll just need to feel her out -- some girls like to fight -- others like to cry -- yadda yadda it's like pulling teeth but you can figure them out if you ask the right questions and be forceful about getting concise answers -- if you don't get a good answer then make em feel guilty, etc. Bottom line is girls are 100% games but u can never consciously be aware of it

because they will know you are full of shit. See now u have to forget everything that I told u and invent a REASON for all of your future behavior that does not include GFY... because she will say "why are you acting this way now -- what's going on with you?" -- then you just invent some bullshit that will make her pussy wet... like how you had these deep insights about your life -- what you want -- blah blah blah. talk about the future a lot and all your big plans and the perfect life u want with your woman haha

07-19-2003, 10:57 PM

this popcorn is goooood

thanx fly

Digipimp · 07-19-2003, 10:57 PM

Well get ready to dump her but before you do you need to tell her a couple of things.

First let her know since she's so pissed off about the movie that you aren't going to take her now.

Second tell her that you are going to take her to get something to eat instead and you want her to blow you in the car.

It's a win win situation, either she agrees and blows you in the car and you dont' have to watch that shitty movie, or you get rid of her like you were going to do anyway. However on the chance she ever comes back, she knows what you want and you'll get what you want from her.

TheFLY · 07-19-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Well get ready to dump her but before you do you need to tell her a couple of things.

First let her know since she's so pissed off about the movie that you aren't going to take her now.

Second tell her that you are going to take her to get something to eat instead and you want her to blow you in the car.

It's a win win situation, either she agrees and blows you in the car and you dont' have to watch that shitty movie, or you get rid of her like you were going to do anyway. However on the chance she ever comes back, she knows what you want and you'll get what you want from her.

I'll use this trick tomorrow

07-19-2003, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
Well get ready to dump her but before you do you need to tell her a couple of things.

First let her know since she's so pissed off about the movie that you aren't going to take her now.

Second tell her that you are going to take her to get something to eat instead and you want her to blow you in the car.

It's a win win situation, either she agrees and blows you in the car and you dont' have to watch that shitty movie, or you get rid of her like you were going to do anyway. However on the chance she ever comes back, she knows what you want and you'll get what you want from her.

fantastic,
your the man

Digipimp · 07-19-2003, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

I'll use this trick tomorrow

Post your results please.

07-19-2003, 11:06 PM

thefly, how will you celebrate your 10 000th post?

Paul Markham · 07-19-2003, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse

It's too late my friend, Pandora's box is open, this behaviour is ingrained in the female DNA as part of the How To Drive Men Crazy alpha proteins. Short of genetic alteration nothing will work to change this.

Please visit Czech and find out how it should be.

bdjuf
She's playing you. Tell her to grow up or move on. In fact tell her to move on.

Matt_WildCash · 07-19-2003, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
It's simple dude.

#1 girls like guys who don't change their mind. if you are "indecisive" you're now a "flake" -- something that 95% of ignorant woman are afraid of -- but in actuality men are more capable of being flexible, making adjustments along the way -- women can't deal with this and they see it as weakness. I've found that it's best to just make a rash and quick decision and stick with it -- even if it makes no sense to... that's just what most women want -- deal with it.

#2 women like to cause trouble with you -- they want you to get angry -- they want to piss you off -- they want to cry -- they want you to yell at them... most girls are all about emotions and drama... so just feel her out and give her what she wants... chances are she just wants a shouting match -- you put the bitch in her place and then you can fuck her brains out later... if you just let her walk all over you with this stupid bullshit then you lose. from my experience -- the smarter the girl is -- the more manipulative she is and the better she is able to conceal it... remember chicks' brains are wired TOTALLY different... trust me they are like aliens -- they do not have left-right brain separation like we do so they are less capable of higher order thinking but they have the edge on us in other areas... I've seen genius level guys get played hard by chicks -- have respect for yourself man at all costs -- don't put up with shit even if you are afraid to lose her -- it's just not worth it if she does not respect you... if she's not sucking your dick like icecream, something is wrong.

Good post very true. I myself finally found a girl that doesn't play these bullshit games and if she did I wouldn't put up with it. Funny was she did one day and game me this big bullshit SMS message saying I was a prick wanting to control her. I sent her a message "WHATEVER!" And just got into work and ignored her. Since I wasn't all applogizing and shit and acted like I didn't care she wanted me more and we are now a happy couple. with no game playing.

She's probably just testing you.

Ironhorse · 07-19-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by charly
Please visit Czech and find out how it should be.

Prague is on my top5 cities I'd like to visit soon

What city are you in?

infectd · 07-20-2003, 12:36 AM

lol she sounds like a sweetheart compared to mine.

07-19-2003, 09:52 PM	#6
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07-19-2003, 10:01 PM	#7
MassAppeal Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 537	your girl is just a psycho. tell her to get a life and its just a fucking movie. __________________ <a href="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094a35492ee5bbfaae3/1"><img src="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094aab68e286ae87b30/1" border="0" width="120" height="60"></img></a>

07-19-2003, 10:02 PM	#8
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Dude, this one is actually pretty easy: Apologize nicely and tell her you understand how she was looking so forward to this opening. Buy her some cheap TombRaider related gadget and tell her that you wouldn't see the premiere with anyone but her. Tell her you are not sure how you could be so selfish but you will do anything to make it up. Then take her out to dinner and you'll be getting your blowjob coupons for at least a week. Edit: Sound sincere, don't giggle or it's no soup for you for a week Edit2: Women are actually easy to understand, the hard part is playing along with the insanity __________________ [email protected]

07-19-2003, 10:25 PM	#23
MassAppeal Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 537	a week? you caught it while she was new, kick her to the curb before it gets worse __________________ <a href="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094a35492ee5bbfaae3/1"><img src="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094aab68e286ae87b30/1" border="0" width="120" height="60"></img></a>

07-19-2003, 10:31 PM	#27
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07-19-2003, 09:41 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	oh my fucking god, I will never understand girls!!! ok listen ppl, this is about a problem Im having with a girl... dont read it if you dont want to! I just know that this shit ruined my day... ok so I promissed this chick we were going to see Tomb Raider together the day it came out. the first movie starts @ 1pm, but I wanted to see it @ 9pm because I usually wake up at around 1pm and I didnt wanna see it so early. keep in mind that this girl is a tomb raider freak and she has the minutes timed to the tomb raider opening so after a long conversation she says that we can see it @ 9pm, I was just playing for her and I was gonna tell her afterwards that we could go see it @ 1pm, heck, she would prolly suck my dick so on our new conversation today where I tell her that we can go see it @ 1pm, she starts bitching @ me on why I changed my mind, etc etc... she tells me that I broke her spirit by telling her I wanted to see it @ 9pm and that shes really depressed now (WHAT THE FUCK) im trying to make the girl happy here by going @ the time that SHE wants and shes still arguying with me, and making me feel horrible by telling me I "broke her spirit"? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?! I am pissed now, I will never understand these creatures called "girls"

07-19-2003, 09:43 PM	#2
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	the blowjob later will make up for it

07-19-2003, 10:09 PM	#14
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	shes 18 we've been seeing eachother a week

07-19-2003, 10:11 PM	#15
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Dump the hoe. Sounds psycho to me. Not worth the headaches. Tell her emo punk was cool 10 years ago.

07-19-2003, 10:17 PM	#17
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	shes really fit (not FAT, FIT) she works out got the ass of an angel

07-19-2003, 10:18 PM	#18
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	oh yeah and shes still a virgin

07-19-2003, 10:24 PM	#22
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	no chatroom friend of a friend I took her out 2 times so far, we saw Pirates of the Caribbean together but the movie was too good and the theater was too packed to do anything then... shes craving my dick, I know it

07-19-2003, 10:27 PM	#25
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	yes yes, Im already getting sick of her I just wanna get her in bed and close the deal she just complains too much, and I am having a very hard time making conversation with her

07-19-2003, 10:32 PM	#29
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	It's simple dude. #1 girls like guys who don't change their mind. if you are "indecisive" you're now a "flake" -- something that 95% of ignorant woman are afraid of -- but in actuality men are more capable of being flexible, making adjustments along the way -- women can't deal with this and they see it as weakness. I've found that it's best to just make a rash and quick decision and stick with it -- even if it makes no sense to... that's just what most women want -- deal with it. #2 women like to cause trouble with you -- they want you to get angry -- they want to piss you off -- they want to cry -- they want you to yell at them... most girls are all about emotions and drama... so just feel her out and give her what she wants... chances are she just wants a shouting match -- you put the bitch in her place and then you can fuck her brains out later... if you just let her walk all over you with this stupid bullshit then you lose. from my experience -- the smarter the girl is -- the more manipulative she is and the better she is able to conceal it... remember chicks' brains are wired TOTALLY different... trust me they are like aliens -- they do not have left-right brain separation like we do so they are less capable of higher order thinking but they have the edge on us in other areas... I've seen genius level guys get played hard by chicks -- have respect for yourself man at all costs -- don't put up with shit even if you are afraid to lose her -- it's just not worth it if she does not respect you... if she's not sucking your dick like icecream, something is wrong.

07-19-2003, 10:32 PM	#30
puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	Once you told her you weren't gonna do the 1pm session, she rang one of her "dicks in a glass case" (break open in case of emergency) numbers and is going to see it at 1pm with him and then again at 9pm with you. So now she's whining because she is in a tight spot. Tell her you'll see it at 9pm then go bust her lying ass at 1pm with the other dude and tell her if YOU don't get in a tight spot, you'll tell her momma she sucks dick like a trooper.

07-19-2003, 10:33 PM	#31
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Ive never seen somebody use so many "--" in 1 post nah just kidding, thanx for the advice TheFly, it actually makes sense

07-19-2003, 10:34 PM	#32
oldnewbie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The End Times Posts: 394	Maybe she is the kind of person who mentally schedules things in advance, and doesn't like changes. She originally planned her day around going to the movie at 1:00, so when you told her you were changing it to 9:00, she was irritated because she had to rearrange her mental schedule. Then after rearranging things in her mind, you changed it yet again, and it pushed her buttons. Some people don't like those kinds of surprises. Just a guess.

07-19-2003, 10:35 PM	#34
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	its just funny how NONE of us have an answer we all have to "guess"

07-19-2003, 10:37 PM	#35
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	If I had to sit through Tomb Raider with a chick, I'd want alot more than a fucking blowjob

07-19-2003, 10:57 PM	#41
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	this popcorn is goooood thanx fly

07-19-2003, 10:57 PM	#42
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	Well get ready to dump her but before you do you need to tell her a couple of things. First let her know since she's so pissed off about the movie that you aren't going to take her now. Second tell her that you are going to take her to get something to eat instead and you want her to blow you in the car. It's a win win situation, either she agrees and blows you in the car and you dont' have to watch that shitty movie, or you get rid of her like you were going to do anyway. However on the chance she ever comes back, she knows what you want and you'll get what you want from her. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

07-19-2003, 11:06 PM	#46
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	thefly, how will you celebrate your 10 000th post?

07-20-2003, 12:36 AM	#50
infectd Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canerda Posts: 1,122	lol she sounds like a sweetheart compared to mine.