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MrPopup · 07-14-2003, 02:29 PM

Schwarzenegger wants to be a US governor

As an inarticulate sex-pest and ex-druggie, he's perfectly qualified

John Sutherland
Monday July 14, 2003
The Guardian

I suspect that "Schwarzeneggerism" is not in even the trendiest of dictionaries. Next year it will be, if history's most expensive Tin Man succeeds Gray Davis as governor of California. The Gray Man's chances of making it into the dictionaries of quotations are poor. So, frankly, are his prospects of holding on to his job.
His latest wheeze, trebling the car-licensing tax in a state where even the parking valets have parking valets, has sealed his fate. This week Davis will probably be "recalled" (ie, voted out mid-term) allowing Schwarzenegger to run as the Republican candidate without having to wait until 2006 and fight his way, expensively, through the primaries.

The brand is strong. He is the Terminator, an outsider who'll keep on coming until he has completed his mission: saving the human race from the Democrats. He has already, cynics say, wrapped up the Hispanic vote with his movie catchphrases "hasta la vista, baby" and "no problemo".

It is true that Schwarzenegger speaks English little better than his five words of Spanish, and that the longest word he knows is probably his own surname. If things go his way, he will be the first governor to need subtitles for his inaugural speech ("Ich bin ein Kaliforner"). Even Jesse "the Body" Ventura, WWF wrestler turned governor of Minnesota, can mangle a sentence or two.

rest is found at:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists...997640,00.html

Spunky · 07-14-2003, 02:30 PM

More money than brains..He won't get elected

MrPopup · 07-14-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
More money than brains..He won't get elected

all depends on how you define "elected"

freeadultcontent · 07-14-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
More money than brains..He won't get elected

Amercian public, less brains that believe what more money tells them too.

jasonir · 07-14-2003, 02:32 PM

People and their politics games.

CDSmith · 07-14-2003, 02:34 PM

Arnie - dissers like this Sutherland chap need a visit payed to them and a Schwarzenegger fist be put through their empty heads.

Big time.

cherrylula · 07-14-2003, 02:35 PM

I can't wait to see all the dirt they dig up on him.

I hope they find some gay porn!

detoxed · 07-14-2003, 02:35 PM

haters

MrPopup · 07-14-2003, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Big time.

Has any one ever qualified what this phrase actually means?

SykkBoy · 07-14-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup

As an inarticulate sex-pest and ex-druggie....

whoa! I didn't know Arnie was an adult webmaster......

EZRhino · 07-14-2003, 02:39 PM

Could we do worst? I dont even trust those democratic nut balls running for president in 2004. What choice do we have? At least with Arnold, if he fucks up, he wont get a very big box office return for his next movie release in California. Who knows maybe there is somebaody else out there that can bring California back when Davis get booted out. Fuck Davis

freeadultcontent · 07-14-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
I can't wait to see all the dirt they dig up on him.

I hope they find some gay porn!

Dirt does not matter, they could find out he fucked a dead horse in the ass with the American flag wrapped around his cock while being recorded. People will hype then ignore it.

I can see it now, you all have seen me shot, blown up, have my face ripped off, do you not think someone could not have made this themselves. I have posed for many computer effect companies, all of them have my body on file.

Or maybe ummm he is a big ass office draw, big money for Hollywood. Select firms with very big interests in box offices control the media outlets. So certain events go un-covered, but nah that would never happen in the land of the free.

CDSmith · 07-14-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup
Has any one ever qualified what this phrase actually means?

It goes hand in hand with the phrase
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Rich · 07-14-2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
More money than brains..He won't get elected

...you do know who the President is right?

CDSmith · 07-14-2003, 02:44 PM

Anyone who thinks Arnie lacks intelligence, lacks intelligence.

freeadultcontent · 07-14-2003, 02:44 PM

While we are at it, the recall if fucking BS. I normally do not talk politics, but fuck people.

He was elected fairly. He was screwed by energy companies, which the Feds would not get envolved with (enron, cough). Let his term ride out then let the Republicans run against him, why should they be allowed to buy someone out of office?

Pornwolf · 07-14-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
More money than brains..He won't get elected

Won't be elected? Dude, we are talking about a huge box office actor running in California! He's a shoo in!

JimmyReject · 07-14-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Anyone who thinks Arnie lacks intelligence, lacks intelligence.

I've never understood why people say he is dumb. He managed to come from a town no one could name in Austria to being one of the biggest and richest movies stars in the world ever without much actual acting talent.

He knew what he wanted, played the game better then anyone else and is still a box office draw when all his previous rivals have faded.

I guess he just got lucky

I'd wager money he gets elected.

That piece from The Guardian is stupid. I mean "he will be the first governor to need subtitles for his inaugural speech". He has an thick accent but is easy to understand.

cherrylula · 07-14-2003, 03:02 PM

media co-branding seems to be the thing nowdays too.

the Terminator as Governor of California, in a twisted way he's perfect hahahaha

his campaign goodies will be worth big bucks on Ebay hahahaha

hey did you guys catch the part about his dad being a nazi?

scoreman · 07-14-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by JimmyReject

I've never understood why people say he is dumb. He managed to come from a town no one could name in Austria to being one of the biggest and richest movies stars in the world ever without much actual acting talent.

He knew what he wanted, played the game better then anyone else and is still a box office draw when all his previous rivals have faded.

I guess he just got lucky

I'd wager money he gets elected.

Gotta agree 110% with this. What Ahnold lacks in book smarts he makes up for 10x in being street smart and being able to deliver what people want. People are always smarting off and saying he's dumb or he owes his success to steroids, but at the end of the day there are dozens of body builders who were better looking, spoke better english, knew better math etc, but are now working as personal trainers or in construction instead of getting paid $30 million for their last gig alone. He will be elected and do not be surprised if he manages to actually run a decent govenor's office. Anyone who doubts him can get in line with the thousands of people in his past who thought he was on the quick path back to Austria as just another dead broke, juiced up muscle head.

loverboy · 07-14-2003, 03:15 PM

no brainer for a Governor

Robocop · 07-14-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by scoreman
What Ahnold lacks in book smarts he makes up for 10x in being street smart.

Why is this an admirable quality in a politician?

scoreman · 07-14-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Robocop

Why is this an admirable quality in a politician?

Because politics is more about understanding people instead of understanding economic theories.

Matt M · 07-14-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf

Won't be elected? Dude, we are talking about a huge box office actor running in California! He's a shoo in!

Yup, he will be President someday !!!!!! ......

Robocop · 07-14-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by scoreman

Because politics is more about understanding people instead of understanding economic theories.

So by that reasoning, shouldn't Dr. Phil be President?

scoreman · 07-14-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Robocop

So by that reasoning, shouldn't Dr. Phil be President?

Dr Phil lacks in other areas like credibility with most males. Sorry but Oprah fans alone cannot elect a Govenor or president.

Robocop · 07-14-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by scoreman

Dr Phil lacks in other areas like credibility with most males.

Arnold lacks credibility with anyone having an IQ higher than yours...

Robocop · 07-14-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by scoreman
Sorry but Oprah fans alone cannot elect a Govenor or president.

And I suppose fans of lowbrow hollywood shit are a better judge of political character.

scoreman · 07-14-2003, 03:29 PM

ayupp I'm just a simple man, with my simple pleasures. A can of Miller Lite and The Running Man or Conan The Barbarian usually do me just right until the Late night Hee Haw reruns. ayupp thanks for letting me know where i stand there good buddy!

scoreman · 07-14-2003, 03:31 PM

Oh and by the way, I like lowbrow and aint ashamed to admit it. Hows that copy of the Unbearable Lightness of Being treating you these days?

pornguy · 07-14-2003, 03:31 PM

The closest that Arnold will ever come to being president is vice pres..

He can not be the pres. He was not born in the US!

Robocop · 07-14-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by scoreman
ayupp I'm just a simple man, with my simple pleasures. A can of Miller Lite and The Running Man or Conan The Barbarian usually do me just right

dont forget Salisbury Steak

Jakke PNG · 07-14-2003, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Robocop

Arnold lacks credibility with anyone having an IQ higher than yours...

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Awwww... is the puny Robocop jealous because Terminator will become governor of California?

scoreman · 07-14-2003, 03:33 PM

Salisbury steak? You must make me for the kind that parties all the time. Surely you know that Salibury Steak is only on special occasions. And you call me one who lacks intelligence.

CDSmith · 07-14-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Robocop
Arnold lacks credibility with anyone having an IQ higher than yours...

I would hazard a guess that Mr. Schwarzenegger could debate circles around you on any major political issue involving California.

But by all means, go try your luck.

Mr Pheer · 07-14-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Matt M

Yup, he will be President someday !!!!!! ......

Wow, somebody needs to go back to Government class.

Let me guess, you went to public schools, right?

freeadultcontent · 07-14-2003, 04:31 PM

Wondered when someone would catch that.

Must be born in the US and a citizen to be pres.

CDSmith · 07-14-2003, 04:37 PM

Arnie will be running for Governor of California... not for President.

But if he ever does get in a position to shoot for it, I'm sure the powers that be will find a way to run him, no matter where he was born. I wouldn't be surprised at all if that happened.

Honeyslut · 07-14-2003, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Anyone who thinks Arnie lacks intelligence, lacks intelligence.

let them rabble.. It is kinda funny

http://www.joinarnold.com/

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	media co-branding seems to be the thing nowdays too. the Terminator as Governor of California, in a twisted way he's perfect hahahaha his campaign goodies will be worth big bucks on Ebay hahahaha hey did you guys catch the part about his dad being a nazi?

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