New niche I think?

[jimmyf]

I just got this email from a friend.

I just saw this on Craigslist

I'm looking for big tall men with big hairy asses who enjoy farting loudly while fucking their woman. This really turns
me on. My ex used to do this and I would always cum so hard and now I miss it. I am a blond with big tits and long
legs. Your pic gets mine (if you send one of your hairy ass, I'll send one of my tits or pussy).

Just to give you an idea of what I'm looking for. The first time he did this, we were just getting started when he let a
huge one blast. He chuckled and said "Oops". I don't know why but I got so turned on that I started cum like crazy!
That, in turn got him real horny and he kissed me softly and in my
ear he whispered, "Hmmm, she likes it." Then he came inside
me real hard. The second time we were having a real good
fuck session and right when he started to shoot a huge load
inside me, he ripped a tremendous one right while he was
cumming. I had both hands on each of his large, hairy ass cheeks and the feeling of his cum shooting inside me and the
felling of the vibration of his huge fart set me off again. We were in his bedroom at his parents house (we were visiting
for a holiday) and he had to clamp his hand tightly over my mouth to stifle my screams! Although he didn't do it every time, I'd say that once out of every three times we fuck he farts during it.
He told me that he was phyched that I like it because he
can't help it and his past girlfiends really gave him a
hard time about it. Last night were were going at it and he
let one loose that went on forever. His farts are always
dry and have a deep loud baritone sound that really drives
me crazy. Anyway, this last time after he let loose that marathon fart, he held me in a vice grip against his chest and I
literally saw stars I came so hard. Whenever he farted while we're getting it on, I would cum big time-- each and every time. One time we were waiting for a taxi late at night and there weren't any coming so we started to walk. We stopped at one
point and started to make out. We were really kissing hard
and I had my hand on his big hard ass and he ripped another
monster fart. He broke the kiss by laughing and when he
laughs it even turns me on more!! I wanted to fuck him
right then and there and it was a race to get back to his
bedroom.

I'm looking for guys like my ex!!

[Jamdin]

And his last words before the divorce were "Honey, I'm so sick of those damn beans at every meal."

[alan-l]

[gothweb]

Originally posted by jimmyf
I am a blond with big tits and long
legs.

Yep. Sure.

[thatdykeliz]

Maybe I should send her a pic of my husband...

[sexyavs]

This sounds like the letter I sent to Penthouse Forum!

[liquidmoe]

flatulence is sexy

[Rorschach]

Originally posted by jimmyf
His farts are always dry and have a deep loud baritone sound that really drives me crazy.