I didn't say video poker numbnuts. POKER. Craps is less than 2% and you can put blackjack in your favor. Anyhow, Poker isn't considered a regular casino game in that equation.

:1orglaugh :glugglug

bling bling

I've played on Paradise Poker regularly for almost two years. My username is Jeager. If you ever get on there, watch for me.

I don't mean any disrespect... but since you are fairly new to online poker, you have to be careful. Online poker is about knowing odds, not reading people. For example, you have an inside straight draw with 4 people in the pot, do you call after the flop or not? Odds are about 7 - 1, you are getting 4 -1.

In real life poker, raise raise raise (depending on the players). Online, fold -- since you are almost assured to be in the pot with someone at the end.

Again, no disrespect, but I've played profitable online poker for a long time.

I know the odds, etc and yes they are very important. Reading doesn't help anything on a full table. The only time I play that way is on a table with 2 to 5 people and I know how they play ahead of time.

Edit: Didn't you read all the retard posts? There's no way you can be profitable at poker.

Edit 2: I'll look for you on there. I downloaded it but haven't played yet. You online all the time?

How much money are you willing to put up with your sarcastic attitude? I have a total of $160 in this casino and a balance of 3k.

so whats your strategy for winning? I play at UB. Just starting but I haven't lost money yet.

turn the sig off then :321GFY

and wow fucking woopi doo weeeee u made according to you 3k in like 3 weeks...

many of us make that in an hour.

Am i supposed to be thrilled? Your itemized LOSSES far outweigh your profit. Almost certainly. And noone said you cant make money online at poker. The reply threads are just stating your a spamming mo-fo with your "Awesome" casinos every 3 weeks. Thats all. No need for the anger to justify your big wins:1orglaugh

Anyone up for a real game at InterNext? I'm sure Stock will accept. How about everyone here who think they can box?

Show me the itemized loss. What do you want to see oh wise one? Can you not comprehend $100 in. $160 counting the money I spent on stud. $3000 balance now. Find a fucking loss in that jackass. :321GFY

Drop an ICQ or email here.

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Typical gambler syndrome: "Im way ahead":1orglaugh

I'm still waiting. :glugglug

Live Poker Games Are Here - Lots of easy to beat players too. :)

:thumbsup

I give it a 10 for relevance. Party poker rocks too btw. :winkwink:

this thread is gay

:1orglaugh word is born brotha

gambling never pays

unless you are a card counter ;)

I see your spam and raise you my sig. :1orglaugh

or own the casino :winkwink:

poker is cool i should start playing perhaps

LOL

I see your spam and raise you

Make More Money Playing Poker Than You Make In Porn!!!!

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I won $500 off Pacific Poker from a contest they had when they launched.

You wouldn't believe how stupid some of the people who play there are.

when u say stupid do u mean they bluff like morons
u cant see these guys faces or anything so do u just have to go on their betting trends?

Are there any multiplayer poker rooms with webcams so you can see who you're playing with?

If not, that'd be a cool enhancement I'd bet.

:Graucho

Seriously? Do you have any tips for a noobie?

You cannot "put blackjack in your favor" unless you are a professional card counter...and 99% of players do not have the patience to be a card counter...and in a real casino they will escort you to the door...if they even suspect that you are a card counter.

I would seriously advise against it Sly.

stocktrader, i notice my c/c has been debited but i still haven't received my bridge. please follow this up asap.
thanks.

First of all counting cards is simple. Second, of course they escort you to the door if they catch you but people count cards all the time. Third, during certain times of a blackjack game they odds are in your favor regardless of whether or not you know it. I've won consistent on blackjack too. It isn't rocket science.

Yea, I just make all this up. I really don't win at poker I just like looking macho to all the newbs on GFY.

man dope is more interesting

Learning the mechanics of the count is not that difficult...but having the patience to apply the mechanics is beyond the overwhelming majority of people. While it is true that one may have the odds in your favor at various times...unless you are a counter this is not helpful to you at all...as you will be unaware.

The very worse thing that can happen to a gambler is to win.

That's just something losers say. :1orglaugh

I did some serious gambling for ten or more years and have won and lost large sums of money...and ultimately came out in the red...but to win is the worse thing that a novice gambler can do as it makes him/her think that they can consistently win over the long haul and it just is not true...even for the best of the best players.

By the way Low Ball was my forte.

I agree with you that it's bad for a casual gambler to win money. However, I won't do something that costs me money. I seriously won at blackjack on a regular basis and now I win at poker consistently. I happen to like poker more and it's much easier to make a profit on a regular basis. Even if I lost every penny in my account today I would still be well ahead. I'm too big of a tightwad to play something I was losing money on.

$650? Nice.

Let's talk about money: 173633744

This is an old thread. I haven't had time to play much lately. Still win consistent though.