Jesus Christ Celine Dion is such a dumbass - GoFuckYourself.com

SL|M! · 07-10-2003, 12:22 AM

Im watching the news right now and she is just such a fucking dummy. Shes giving a press conference for some show she did in Gatineau and its amazing how stupid that whore is. Even the way she dances bothers me.

And has anyone seen her new look?! WTF is up with that?! She looks like a crackwhore tranny

stevecore · 07-10-2003, 12:23 AM

tastes like BURNING!

SL|M! · 07-10-2003, 12:25 AM

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tastes like BURNING!

Her brain is fried from all that coke she snorted!

BigFrog · 07-10-2003, 12:25 AM

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tastes like BURNING!

stevecore · 07-10-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by SL|M!

Her brain is fried from all that coke she snorted!

she looks like a pasty mannequin...

a fuck-ugly pasty mannequin.

Lensman · 07-10-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by SL|M!
Im watching the news right now and she is just such a fucking dummy. Shes giving a press conference for some show she did in Gatineau and its amazing how stupid that whore is. Even the way she dances bothers me.

And has anyone seen her new look?! WTF is up with that?! She looks like a crackwhore tranny

Vegas has gone to her head, just like Elvis and Liberace.

God Dammit · 07-10-2003, 12:41 AM

are you sure she is stupid?

Cesar's paid her $130million for a three year contract, plus she gets half of the ticket sales.

She may be ugly, but not stupid.

stevecore · 07-10-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by God Dammit
are you sure she is stupid?

Cesar's paid her $130million for a three year contract, plus she gets half of the ticket sales.

She may be ugly, but not stupid.

correction: caeser's is stupid.

God Dammit · 07-10-2003, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore

correction: caeser's is stupid.

Her show is continously sold out

Ceasar's is not stupid either.

SleazyDream · 07-10-2003, 12:45 AM

i saw her intro show on TV - she actually looked hot on that.

this is why you have to leave vegas after 3-4 days.

stevecore · 07-10-2003, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by God Dammit

Her show is continously sold out

Ceasar's is not stupid either.

correction: caesers and concert go'ers are stupid.

God Dammit · 07-10-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore

correction: caesers and concert go'ers are stupid.

look how much her tickets sell for on ebay

http://search.ebay.com/search/search...e+dion+tickets

that bitch is a goldmine

LiveDose · 07-10-2003, 12:54 AM

I've never understood her fame...

stevecore · 07-10-2003, 12:57 AM

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look how much her tickets sell for on ebay

http://search.ebay.com/search/search...e+dion+tickets

that bitch is a goldmine

i'd rather spend my time looking for "O" tickets. I have no interest Celine Dion.

eiht_98 · 07-10-2003, 01:09 AM

she "can" sing

genomega · 07-10-2003, 04:15 AM

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she "can" sing

Jakke PNG · 07-10-2003, 04:20 AM

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she "can" sing

My GF listens to her, it drives me nuts. Fucking horrible shit.

Seb From Holland · 07-10-2003, 04:39 AM

She's French, what the fuck did you expect?

Paul Markham · 07-10-2003, 04:43 AM

One mans meat is another mans poison.

Different strokes for different folks.

What a boring world it would be if we all liked the same thing.

thetrog · 07-10-2003, 05:45 AM

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Originally posted by God Dammit

Her show is continously sold out

Ceasar's is not stupid either.

I just got back from Vegas and, from what I understand, her show brings in a lot of high rollers, which is where Caesar's makes their real money.

Apparently Caesar's comps the high rollers with free tickets to her show, and then they blow tons of money in the casino afterward.

Or so I heard ...

AEBN Michael · 07-10-2003, 06:41 AM

Her contract was for 110 Mil or so for like 3 years. Two shows a day. The shows only last 45 mins. This is from what I have read and heard of course.

Ian · 07-10-2003, 06:44 AM

Great voice. Dances and moves around strangely.

thetrog · 07-10-2003, 06:47 AM

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Her contract was for 110 Mil or so for like 3 years. Two shows a day. The shows only last 45 mins.

I love it when people call multi-millionaires dumb asses.

Like her or hate her, she's got a lot more money than everyone here.

So she must be doing something right.

NoCarrier · 07-10-2003, 06:55 AM

I just can't fucking stand her anymore. Here in Quebec we have some fanatics about her (like grandpas and grandmas) "OH CELINE HAS SUCH A GREAT VOICE SHE IS SO NICE". (Read that with a fucking old voice).

You just can't critique her or you'll be like a complete asshole who do not understand her music and style.

It's been like that for 15 years. I was so happy when she took 2 years off..

Seb From Holland · 07-10-2003, 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by thetrog

I love it when people call multi-millionaires dumb asses.

Like her or hate her, she's got a lot more money than everyone here.

So she must be doing something right.

BULLSHIT. You can still be a dumbass even though you have alot of money.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-10-2003, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by eiht_98
she "can" sing

So can alot of "pop" singers, but i still think their music is sappy ass bullshit with no substance...I cant even tell you the name of one of her songs..not one..cause It never struck me as good listening.

jimmyf · 07-10-2003, 07:10 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
I've never understood her fame...

It's her hubby. Younger woman OLDER man. Wake up women get yourself an OLDER man.

Danny_C · 07-10-2003, 07:23 AM

I really can't stand Celine Dion... or her music.

BradShaw · 07-10-2003, 07:27 AM

Her husband started banging her at like 12, maybe he did some damage.

thetrog · 07-10-2003, 07:58 AM

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BULLSHIT. You can still be a dumbass even though you have alot of money.

Well, I'll take a rich dumbass over a poor dumbass any day.

netstarz · 07-10-2003, 08:36 AM

I spend half of pretty much every day "tuning" vocal tracks for studios around here. I can tell you all this.......on the live performances I have heard her do on TV and such she quite possible has the most perfect pitch of anyone alive today. At least from what I have heard.

Dumb, ugly, can't dance or whatever aside.

If I were to dump a live vocal of hers into my computer there wouldn't be much to do to it.

flashfreak · 07-10-2003, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Her husband started banging her at like 12, maybe he did some damage.

if you were there why you didn't take pics?

Seb From Holland · 07-10-2003, 09:01 AM

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Well, I'll take a rich dumbass over a poor dumbass any day.

AH, So true!! But they are still both dumbasses..! But I get your point.

scorpy · 07-10-2003, 09:06 AM

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She's French, what the fuck did you expect?

She's Canadian you fucking moron

xxxdesign-net · 07-10-2003, 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by SL|M!
Even the way she dances bothers me.

Disturbing to say the least...

NoCarrier · 07-10-2003, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by scorpy

She's Canadian you fucking moron

The fag didn't know the difference between french canadians and french from France.

thetrog · 07-10-2003, 09:18 AM

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if you were there why you didn't take pics?

I always thought that was kinda weird. Of course, they claimed nothing happened until she was "of age."

Can't say Rene has done a bad job though. Took her straight to the top.

But I do think he fucked that asian chick in Vegas.

MassAppeal · 07-10-2003, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by scorpy

She's Canadian you fucking moron

Exactly, She's Canadian, what the fuck do you expect.

Seb From Holland · 07-10-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by MassAppeal

Exactly, She's Canadian, what the fuck do you expect.

What he said!

SL|M! · 07-10-2003, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by thetrog

I always thought that was kinda weird. Of course, they claimed nothing happened until she was "of age."

Can't say Rene has done a bad job though. Took her straight to the top.

But I do think he fucked that asian chick in Vegas.

Theres a rumour saying that their marriage is a hoax. Supposedly she is a hardcore lesbian and Rene likes to watch his wife fuck other girls.

Thank God Rene fell into this chicks life or else she'd be cleaning toilets at the bus station. Great voice, but she is soooo fucking dumb

Jon · 07-10-2003, 09:31 AM

her ear looks like part of her hair. i guess this is what happens when you do too many minivan commercials pretending to be a good happy mom. her next trip will be to asia to pick up some fine opium.

Indeed · 07-10-2003, 09:32 AM

thanks to the free publicity...I bet she's going to sell a few extra tickets because of this thread

SL|M! · 07-10-2003, 09:33 AM

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her ear looks like part of her hair. i guess this is what happens when you do too many minivan commercials pretending to be a good happy mom. her next trip will be to asia to pick up some fine opium.

She can bring Rene and let him sexually assault some asian women to make the trip memorable

EZRhino · 07-10-2003, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by God Dammit

Her show is continously sold out

Ceasar's is not stupid either.

Just lots of stupid like her music. Besides dont we all make money off of stupid people.
god bless those who cant seem to find the cancel button.

loverboy · 07-10-2003, 09:48 AM

it reminds me of the James Bond Movie "GoldFinger"

ldinternet · 07-10-2003, 09:50 AM

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What the fuck is that!

Lee · 07-10-2003, 10:25 AM

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it reminds me of the James Bond Movie "GoldFinger"

You know I was sitting there scratching my head thinking that it remended me of something & you got it. Nice one geezer

Monique Niccole · 07-10-2003, 10:31 AM

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What the fuck is that!

a robot

SL|M! · 07-10-2003, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Lensman

Vegas has gone to her head, just like Elvis and Liberace.

I heard Liberace used to stick poker chips up his dirt box...any truth to that?

Spunky · 07-10-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by MassAppeal

Exactly, She's Canadian, what the fuck do you expect.

And you are a Swoit whore that makes 20 cents a day.

07-10-2003, 12:22 AM	#1
SL\|M! Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The BP4L Bunker Posts: 1,480	Jesus Christ Celine Dion is such a dumbass Im watching the news right now and she is just such a fucking dummy. Shes giving a press conference for some show she did in Gatineau and its amazing how stupid that whore is. Even the way she dances bothers me. And has anyone seen her new look?! WTF is up with that?! She looks like a crackwhore tranny

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Ian Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,259	Great voice. Dances and moves around strangely.

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I just can't fucking stand her anymore. Here in Quebec we have some fanatics about her (like grandpas and grandmas) "OH CELINE HAS SUCH A GREAT VOICE SHE IS SO NICE". (Read that with a fucking old voice). You just can't critique her or you'll be like a complete asshole who do not understand her music and style. It's been like that for 15 years. I was so happy when she took 2 years off.. __________________

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	I really can't stand Celine Dion... or her music.

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netstarz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MI Posts: 367	I spend half of pretty much every day "tuning" vocal tracks for studios around here. I can tell you all this.......on the live performances I have heard her do on TV and such she quite possible has the most perfect pitch of anyone alive today. At least from what I have heard. Dumb, ugly, can't dance or whatever aside. If I were to dump a live vocal of hers into my computer there wouldn't be much to do to it. __________________ Kiss a piano player today

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	her ear looks like part of her hair. i guess this is what happens when you do too many minivan commercials pretending to be a good happy mom. her next trip will be to asia to pick up some fine opium. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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