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PornoDoggy · 07-08-2003, 07:12 AM

is fucking going fucking fullscreen everyfucking time I fucking click on a link. I fucking looked in my fucking Internet Options and couldn't fucking find anything I fucking thought would fucking fix it? Anybody got any fucking suggestions?

TheViper · 07-08-2003, 07:13 AM

You have been hijacked sir.

cezam · 07-08-2003, 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy
is fucking going fucking fullscreen everyfucking time I fucking click on a link. I fucking looked in my fucking Internet Options and couldn't fucking find anything I fucking thought would fucking fix it? Anybody got any fucking suggestions?

Yes I fucking do have fucking one. Uninstall fucking Internet Explorer and install fucking Mozilla from fucking www.mozilla.org, you will fucking love it! I fucking do! Tabs just fuckin rule!

Orga · 07-08-2003, 07:35 AM

Uninstall fucking IE , and mazafucking Windows too

And install not-fucking-yet Opera , and forget about fuckin popups, fucking exploids and other fucking and mazafucking tricks

Basher · 07-08-2003, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy
is fucking going fucking fullscreen everyfucking time I fucking click on a link. I fucking looked in my fucking Internet Options and couldn't fucking find anything I fucking thought would fucking fix it? Anybody got any fucking suggestions?

Fackin Hell

eiht_98 · 07-08-2003, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy
is fucking going fucking fullscreen everyfucking time I fucking click on a link. I fucking looked in my fucking Internet Options and couldn't fucking find anything I fucking thought would fucking fix it? Anybody got any fucking suggestions?

fucking posessed

crockett · 07-08-2003, 07:47 AM

just go through you're internet options under tools and just reset everything back to defult.. btw Mozilla is crap.. and Oprea well Oprea can't even view layers correctly.. IE is the best option to see all pages correctly.

Ofcourse M$ sucks but IE is the most accepted web browser on the net, hence 99.9% of all pages on the internet work with IE can you say that about Oprea and Mozilla... I think not

If want no pop ups in IE.. d/l the new beta google toolbar it works like a champ.

extreme · 07-08-2003, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by crockett
just go through you're internet options under tools and just reset everything back to defult.. btw Mozilla is crap.. and Oprea well Oprea can't even view layers correctly.. IE is the best option to see all pages correctly.

Ofcourse M$ sucks but IE is the most accepted web browser on the net, hence 99.9% of all pages on the internet work with IE can you say that about Oprea and Mozilla... I think not If want no pop ups in IE.. d/l the new beta google toolbar it works like a champ.

The web is fucking HTML, lots of fucking losers can't write fucking HTML though.
No browser beats Mozilla in standards compliance. http://validator.w3.org/ for fucks sake.

PornoDoggy · 07-08-2003, 07:55 AM

I fucking reset my fucking options to the fucking default ant the cocksucking fucker is STILL going full screen every time I fucking click a link.

Adaware isn't finding anything ... what's the other fucking scumware detector?

gornyhuy · 07-08-2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
just go through you're internet options under tools and just reset everything back to defult.. btw Mozilla is crap.. and Oprea well Oprea can't even view layers correctly.. IE is the best option to see all pages correctly.

Ofcourse M$ sucks but IE is the most accepted web browser on the net, hence 99.9% of all pages on the internet work with IE can you say that about Oprea and Mozilla... I think not If want no pop ups in IE.. d/l the new beta google toolbar it works like a champ.

A-Fuckin' Men Brother.

The M$ Haters can hate all day, but its still the best. If you just have the tiniest CLUE about maintaining your system and avoiding parasites then it works flawlessly.

As a webmaster YOU are targeting the masses and 99% of them are using IE. See what they see.

cezam · 07-08-2003, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by crockett
Ofcourse M$ sucks but IE is the most accepted web browser on the net, hence 99.9% of all pages on the internet work with IE can you say that about Oprea and Mozilla... I think not .

I use Mozilla for daily browsing and have had no problems so far. It's quicker than IE, more user-friendly and secure.

I only use IE to verify that my work views correctly (IE takes 95% of all browsers in my stats).

loverboy · 07-08-2003, 08:01 AM

wtf? this thread is fucked... lol

keyDet79 · 07-08-2003, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by Basher

Fackin Hell

Lmao, where did you find that sig!

buzzard · 07-08-2003, 08:07 AM

1. Close all browsers
2. Open IE
3. Go to a site or use your start page
4. Open a link in a new window
5. Resize the new window to the size you want
6. Close the original maximized window
7. Close the resized new window

Now open a new window

signed,
fucky fucked fucker

keyDet79 · 07-08-2003, 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by buzzard
1. Close all browsers
2. Open IE
3. Go to a site or use your start page
4. Open a link in a new window
5. Resize the new window to the size you want
6. Close the original maximized window
7. Close the resized new window

Now open a new window

signed,
fucky fucked fucker

I wish my windows opened in full screen when I open them in a new window. I hate maximizing every time. And yes I know, your solution doesn't work. They open in the maximum size, but not full screen.

It's been years like this.

PornoDoggy · 07-08-2003, 08:18 AM

Fucking found the fucking problem. I installed an anti-popup program (Smart Stopper) yesterday, and it has some fucking Windows Positioning Options.

Fucking thanks for your fucking help, fuckers ... :D

jimmyf · 07-08-2003, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy
I fucking reset my fucking options to the fucking default ant the cocksucking fucker is STILL going full screen every time I fucking click a link.

Adaware isn't finding anything ... what's the other fucking scumware detector?

fucking spybot, might want to get fucking WinPatrol also

07-08-2003, 07:12 AM	#1
PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	Internet Fucking Explorer is fucking going fucking fullscreen everyfucking time I fucking click on a link. I fucking looked in my fucking Internet Options and couldn't fucking find anything I fucking thought would fucking fix it? Anybody got any fucking suggestions?

07-08-2003, 07:47 AM	#7
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,818	just go through you're internet options under tools and just reset everything back to defult.. btw Mozilla is crap.. and Oprea well Oprea can't even view layers correctly.. IE is the best option to see all pages correctly. Ofcourse M$ sucks but IE is the most accepted web browser on the net, hence 99.9% of all pages on the internet work with IE can you say that about Oprea and Mozilla... I think not If want no pop ups in IE.. d/l the new beta google toolbar it works like a champ. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

07-08-2003, 08:07 AM	#14
buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	1. Close all browsers 2. Open IE 3. Go to a site or use your start page 4. Open a link in a new window 5. Resize the new window to the size you want 6. Close the original maximized window 7. Close the resized new window Now open a new window signed, fucky fucked fucker __________________

07-08-2003, 07:13 AM	#2
TheViper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the streets. Posts: 2,560	You have been hijacked sir.

07-08-2003, 07:35 AM	#4
Orga Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: EU/Est Posts: 608	Uninstall fucking IE , and mazafucking Windows too And install not-fucking-yet Opera , and forget about fuckin popups, fucking exploids and other fucking and mazafucking tricks

07-08-2003, 07:55 AM	#9
PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	I fucking reset my fucking options to the fucking default ant the cocksucking fucker is STILL going full screen every time I fucking click a link. Adaware isn't finding anything ... what's the other fucking scumware detector?

07-08-2003, 08:01 AM	#12
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	wtf? this thread is fucked... lol

07-08-2003, 08:18 AM	#16
PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	Fucking found the fucking problem. I installed an anti-popup program (Smart Stopper) yesterday, and it has some fucking Windows Positioning Options. Fucking thanks for your fucking help, fuckers ... :D