the definition of a 'Lady' - GoFuckYourself.com

vicki · 07-03-2003, 02:53 PM

I got an email that gave the 1950's defininition of a 'lady'.
I got quite a grin out of it and thought it would be interesting to ask you guys (the modern day porn lords lol) what do YOU consider a 'lady' to be in todays day and times.

here's a few questions for you:
Would a lady use the 'F' word or curse words like it anywhere but in private?
Can a lady work in the adult biz at all?
Would a lady drink beer in public?
Would a lady allow nekkid pics to be taken of her for the internet?
Would a lady flirt with men other than her boyfriend/husband?
Can a lady still be a lady if she's a whore in the bedroom with bf or hubby?
Can a lady run a solid business?
Would a lady wear daisy dukes and tank tops ONLY in appropriate surroundings like the beach or summer party?
Is a lady polite at all times, yet able to hold her own with honey covered whitty rhetoric when its necessary?
When it comes to marriage and the mother of your children do you prefer 'ladies' or whatever a lady ISN'T?

here are my answers just for sh*ts n grins:
('f' word) no - but in the bedroom ... all's fair
(adult biz) yes, as an owner, biz rep, webmistress
(beer) only if she points her pinky in a delicate manner ;)
(www pics) no
(flirt) innocent tease - yes, flirt - no
(bedroom whore)YES DAM*IT!!
(run biz)yes
(dairsy dukes)yes - but its just not right to wear them in church
(polite) yes
(marry) heck if i know, i'm a LADY! :D

lets see what you think

Undutchable · 07-03-2003, 03:05 PM

Would a lady use the 'F' word or curse words like it anywhere but in private?
Nope

Can a lady work in the adult biz at all?
Yes, look at KK. Well, except for the cursing part.

Would a lady drink beer in public?
Yep

Would a lady allow nekkid pics to be taken of her for the internet?
No

Would a lady flirt with men other than her boyfriend/husband?
Occasionally

Can a lady still be a lady if she's a whore in the bedroom with bf or hubby?
Hell yeah

Can a lady run a solid business?
Hell yeah

Would a lady wear daisy dukes and tank tops ONLY in
appropriate surroundings like the beach or summer party?
Appropriate is the right word here

Is a lady polite at all times, yet able to hold her own with honey covered whitty rhetoric when its necessary?
KK again. Although she could use more honey.

When it comes to marriage and the mother of your children do you prefer 'ladies' or whatever a lady ISN'T?
Ladies all the way

Cool questions, I'm curious to the 1950's definitions

thane · 07-03-2003, 05:54 PM

they are a shrinking almost extinct class of females

cold_ice · 07-03-2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
Would a lady use the 'F' word or curse words like it anywhere but in private?
Nope

I agree with all these answers. Nothing sexier than a lady with class.

Ice · 07-03-2003, 07:24 PM

Audrey Hepburn pure class

vicki · 07-04-2003, 10:56 AM

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Audrey Hepburn pure class

ah yeah, they don't make em like that anymore
Audrey, Doris Day .. now those were LADIES

xxxdesign-net · 07-04-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by cold_ice

I agree with all these answers. Nothing sexier than a lady with class.

yeah, Audrey Hepburn or Britney Spears...mmh, who the sexiest!?

easyfun · 07-04-2003, 11:21 AM

A lady of class always farts into a silk handkerchief.

07-03-2003, 02:53 PM	#1
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	the definition of a 'Lady' I got an email that gave the 1950's defininition of a 'lady'. I got quite a grin out of it and thought it would be interesting to ask you guys (the modern day porn lords lol) what do YOU consider a 'lady' to be in todays day and times. here's a few questions for you: Would a lady use the 'F' word or curse words like it anywhere but in private? Can a lady work in the adult biz at all? Would a lady drink beer in public? Would a lady allow nekkid pics to be taken of her for the internet? Would a lady flirt with men other than her boyfriend/husband? Can a lady still be a lady if she's a whore in the bedroom with bf or hubby? Can a lady run a solid business? Would a lady wear daisy dukes and tank tops ONLY in appropriate surroundings like the beach or summer party? Is a lady polite at all times, yet able to hold her own with honey covered whitty rhetoric when its necessary? When it comes to marriage and the mother of your children do you prefer 'ladies' or whatever a lady ISN'T? here are my answers just for shts n grins: ('f' word) no - but in the bedroom ... all's fair (adult biz) yes, as an owner, biz rep, webmistress (beer) only if she points her pinky in a delicate manner ;) (www pics) no (flirt) innocent tease - yes, flirt - no (bedroom whore)YES DAMIT!! (run biz)yes (dairsy dukes)yes - but its just not right to wear them in church (polite) yes (marry) heck if i know, i'm a LADY! :D lets see what you think __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

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Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Audrey Hepburn pure class __________________ icq 1904905

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easyfun Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 731	A lady of class always farts into a silk handkerchief. __________________ <p><embed width="120" height="60" src="http://www.harlotcash.com/harlot_3.swf"><br> </p>

07-03-2003, 03:05 PM	#2
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Would a lady use the 'F' word or curse words like it anywhere but in private? Nope Can a lady work in the adult biz at all? Yes, look at KK. Well, except for the cursing part. Would a lady drink beer in public? Yep Would a lady allow nekkid pics to be taken of her for the internet? No Would a lady flirt with men other than her boyfriend/husband? Occasionally Can a lady still be a lady if she's a whore in the bedroom with bf or hubby? Hell yeah Can a lady run a solid business? Hell yeah Would a lady wear daisy dukes and tank tops ONLY in appropriate surroundings like the beach or summer party? Appropriate is the right word here Is a lady polite at all times, yet able to hold her own with honey covered whitty rhetoric when its necessary? KK again. Although she could use more honey. When it comes to marriage and the mother of your children do you prefer 'ladies' or whatever a lady ISN'T? Ladies all the way Cool questions, I'm curious to the 1950's definitions

07-03-2003, 05:54 PM	#3
thane Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 46	they are a shrinking almost extinct class of females