I like Brad more every post he makes ..

It's not a party unless you have the following:

- 14 GALLONS of chocolate syrup
- 30 feet of rope
- 4 basketballs
- 1 Kayak
- Polka music
- A box of rubber gloves
- A picutre of Corvett
- Two turtles
- Mr. T soap on a rope
- 16 super soaker squirt guns
- Two wheelchairs
- A bed pan

AND 12 pairs of Jimi Choo's

and a partrige in a pear tree!

:helpme

Where? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Those were some wise words, and Brad how do you know about the "Coke on the Dick" trick ??? First Hand Experience??? Did it taste Good ?:1orglaugh

This should be fun. I think your about 40 miles from me so it will be a short trip at least.

And I stopped drinking this week... I guess I can stop next week again.... :drinkup :girl :rasta :glugglug

time's a closin' in! see you all in just a short bit!

JFK, I made my name in this business by making $, and making people $. Stick to taking pictures of webmaster events (some niche you have carved out for yourself) and not trying to be a wise ass.

Fosho! Hey keep those Zima's on ice for me would ya!

schmirnoff ice's cool with you? no zima's.

That Jager has worked for me in sooo many ways!
The chickenheads drink that shit; they start cluckin & fuckin...i just refrain from drinking as much as her - makes my dick fall asleep.

That countertop shit cracks me up every time I think about it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, you don't want "DRUNK DICK"

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Jäger is not very pleasant in large quantities. It leaves a bad taste on the way up :winkwink:

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sorry, it's already gone, it's currently being replaced with a solid gold plate encrusted with 24K diamonds so we give off a much more uppity appearance which will hopefully prove we're elite to the egotistically unpopular.

I was fucking with you... read again. I know you got the bling, that's why I offered to fly you here if YOU paid for it! HA!

Countertops are important, it is the details that make a good party!One day you guys will get it.

Something I try to remember every day!

Zima??? Glad I got sober before this FAG or chick drink came out!

hahaha the thing that cracks me up is that new commercial for it, tyring to make is seem "HIP" and "IN" to drink that shit lmao

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Actually it about the friends and people you hang with and has nothing to so with the details you pompous ass.

That's good to hear.
A porn webmaster should not have to be served a Jäger off a fake granite countertop, life just doesn't work that way.

Top Notch The Whole Way, CLICK HERE!

:thumbsup

I can't believe that you guys are still on this thread... there is a "Let's go comit asault and organize it on a public forum" thread just clicks away.

:glugglug I'm SO there.

I am too lame to puke, I let it sit in my stomach and give me worse hangovers and alcohol poisoning.

And Brad... what did Shawn do to piss you off today? Or yesterday...

Whats up POV....

You better go to this party or I'm posting that intimate picture of us...

he's got a hard-on for shawn....i'm just waiting for the stalking to begin any day now. it's really quite sad when you look at just how hard Brad is trying to get Shawn's attention.

I am not sure, depends if I have to work tomorrow or not. and no one wants to see that pic...keep posting your ladies

I have nothing against shawn, he just makes posts and I give him a hard time. If you have been around for more that a year in this biz, you know know thats my forte.

I can't post free porn here... too many lonely, dateless, celibate, gameless, chickless, wannabe pimp daddy critics.

going on four plus years and i proud to say i'm not as jaded as you are. shawn is one of the last guys in the industry to poke fun at.

Thanks for those kind words Brad , I will take them to heart, I hope you don mind if I do a couple of other things as well?? BTW Making $ and making other people $,dosent give you the right to shit on some one elses event, critisising the counters etc..... No wonder people love you so much:1orglaugh

Seems like he is a big boy and has a good time with it. If he was really offended, I would stop and move onto you;-)

JFK, if you cant get my sense of humor, thats your problem, not mine;-) Next.

if you can sit there and criticize him for having fun then you should get some of your own medicine. don't get offended, you may be a nice person IRL, hell... i've even got some board persona's that have almost lead to blows. Pick on me, i could give a fuck as long as you lay off shawn as Wiseman had asked you previously.

Man people are sure more sensitve these days than they used to be. Never thought talking about someones faux counters could upset someone.

Brad, there seems to be quite a number of people in the same boat as me. I try not to let, not getting a sense of your humour become my problem. I think you have enough problem with it already. The End , have a nice day !:drinkup

JFK, hop on that boat and get the fuck out of here. Hope the boat does not sink with you and your band wagon. You are not even a has been, you are a never was been.

and just how do you know that ?????:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Looks like some people will need more than Jäger to lighten up :drinkup

Brad you are an "OG" when it comes to piss matches... LOL


It's me RC... you might remember me from such places as... your ICQ list for the last 5 years.....

What's up dude??

You did not offend me at all my friend! I'm sure you have amazing counters on your estate there in shawvillie. I'm sure when you decide to have a party and show off your countertops that everyone will come :1orglaugh

No worries mate, and as far as JFK goes, takes great pix, makes himself money, and helps people gain exposure, to me that's making the bling bling $$$$$ for everyone!

Hey Shawn, keep me a bottle of Crown and I'll be a happy man ;)

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Ok! Undertand? Any Questions?

Lay off the smack wiseman....it's not even the weekend yet :1orglaugh

all that liquor, it's on. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

4 more hours and I'm raiding that bar like a highschool kid at a 7-11