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scooby doo as scooby does · 06-30-2003, 08:58 AM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030630/80/e3ieb.html

cosis · 06-30-2003, 08:59 AM

jealous

Wizzo · 06-30-2003, 09:01 AM

Yet, we are still More Powerful and Wealthy than any other nation ever, which means the rest of the world is REALLY dumb....

wizz · 06-30-2003, 09:03 AM

I don´t think it cares much

pornJester · 06-30-2003, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by scooby doo as scooby does
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030630/80/e3ieb.html

Ya, this thread is intelligent.

AdultNex · 06-30-2003, 09:05 AM

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The left temporal lobe of the brain is active when English speakers hear the language but Mandarin speakers use the left and right lobe, which is normally used to process melody in music and speech.

Interesting, which explains why many Asians are into playing musical instruments... And excel at it.

Porndealer · 06-30-2003, 09:08 AM

Ummm... what does that have to do with Americans? They're talking about the english language in general... and americans don't speak english anyway

liquidmoe · 06-30-2003, 09:23 AM

This is pretty obvious and it doesnt show the relative intelligence of people just that the Mandarin language requires changes in intonation, where two words can be identical except for the intonation and mean drastically different things. There is no such fine line for the English language so of course it would require less brain power to converse.

Cassie · 06-30-2003, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
Yet, we are still More Powerful and Wealthy than any other nation ever, which means the rest of the world is REALLY dumb....

when another country can take america's place, then come talk to us. otherwise, quit whinning already. it's getting old and youre wasting trees for the over usage of kleenex your whiny tears are using.

psyko514 · 06-30-2003, 09:27 AM

although i'm not the biggest american fan, i think this topic is retarded.

DaLord · 06-30-2003, 09:29 AM

Thanks for wasting my time fool...

hottoddy · 06-30-2003, 09:29 AM

I'm not surprised that chicken-scratch languages like Mandarin require both sides of the brain to figure out.

d0se · 06-30-2003, 09:34 AM

this will be good for some impressions.

CDSmith · 06-30-2003, 09:39 AM

They are talking about English-speaking people as opposed to Mandarin-speaking people. How you derive a ridiclulous slur on Americans is beyond me. I suggest you seek medical help immediately.

Other countries whose people speaky Englais: Canada, Australia, GB, parts of S. Africa, and probably a ton of others that aren't coming to mind since I just woke up and haven't had coffee yet. But yes, let's single out the USA. Right. Good one dipshit.

scooby doo as scooby does · 06-30-2003, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by DaLord
Thanks for wasting my time fool...

American ? Thought as much....

psyko514 · 06-30-2003, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
I'm not surprised that chicken-scratch languages like Mandarin require both sides of the brain to figure out.

well that's a typically ignorant, american comment.

Brown Bear · 06-30-2003, 09:46 AM

If english is so easy to speak, then why can't any asian people speak it properly?

www.engrish.com

Scherfi · 06-30-2003, 09:48 AM

group hug!

hottoddy · 06-30-2003, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

well that's a typically ignorant, american comment.

And that's a typical example of a Canadian having trouble detecting jokes, and using every possible opportunity to bash Americans.

psyko514 · 06-30-2003, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by hottoddy

And that's a typical example of a Canadian having trouble detecting jokes, and using every possible opportunity to bash Americans.

Actually, it was more an example of a Canadian being a pretentious ass

volante · 06-30-2003, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Other countries whose people speaky Englais: Canada, Australia, GB, parts of S. Africa, and probably a ton of others that aren't coming to mind since I just woke up and haven't had coffee yet.

You'd be amazed how many Americans don't know this...

hottoddy · 06-30-2003, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

Actually, it was more an example of a Canadian being a pretentious ass

We so silly!

scooby doo as scooby does · 06-30-2003, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
They are talking about English-speaking people as opposed to Mandarin-speaking people. How you derive a ridiclulous slur on Americans is beyond me. I suggest you seek medical help immediately.

Other countries whose people speaky Englais: Canada, Australia, GB, parts of S. Africa, and probably a ton of others that aren't coming to mind since I just woke up and haven't had coffee yet. But yes, let's single out the USA. Right. Good one dipshit.

You are, of course, American ?

CDSmith · 06-30-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by scooby doo as scooby does

You are, of course, American ?

That hard to read what's next to the word "location" eh mate? What are you, neandarin?

scooby doo as scooby does · 06-30-2003, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
That hard to read what's next to the word "location" eh mate? What are you, neandarin?

Neandarin ? Interesting. Me ? Nope, just thick as two short planks.

CDSmith · 06-30-2003, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by scooby doo as scooby does
Neandarin ? Interesting. Me ? Nope, just thick as two short planks.

Fair enough. Since everyone in North & South America are technically "American", I will say I am North American.

Specifically: I'm from Canukistan.

Babaganoosh · 06-30-2003, 10:52 AM

I like shiny things.

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