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Mutt · 06-29-2003, 12:37 AM

dude you're only 18, so i'm assuming you don't have alot of responsibilites as far as money goes. so just keep learning and working, any skills you develop have some value. this business and the Internet are going to be here for a long time so plug away and don't worry about failure. if you were older and needed cashflow immediately being a porn newbie wouldn't be a good solution for you.

cheer up, you're young.

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
... nah i'd be too shy ... i got a small cock

Now you shall be bombarded with BIG PENIS offers. Run.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:39 AM

actually i cant stand my family yes i have bills already i live with 2 of my friends ina 2bedroom apartment

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
this business and the Internet are going to be here for a long time

Wrong.

The internet will die when Al Gore dies. He maketh and he taketh away!

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:39 AM

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
actually i cant stand my family yes i have bills already i live with 2 of my friends ina 2bedroom apartment

Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

twink-apartment.com?

thekebie · 06-29-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
actually i cant stand my family yes i have bills already i live with 2 of my friends ina 2bedroom apartment

That sounds pretty hot, roll with it.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:41 AM

LOL no we arent twinks man get over it ... i know youd love to see the site be made .. but im sorry its not gonna happen

Why · 06-29-2003, 12:42 AM

yea, i was kind of thinking that.

3 guys in a 2 bedroom, wtf do you do when you bring a chick home?

Why · 06-29-2003, 12:42 AM

maybe brett from dormangels will let you be his stuntcock.

they dont pay though.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:42 AM

dont worry we got that covered.. 2 of the comps out in the front room and theres a futon in front room so there no problems

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Why
yea, i was kind of thinking that.

3 guys in a 2 bedroom, wtf do you do when you bring a chick home?

Bukkake!

Paul Markham · 06-29-2003, 12:43 AM

So basically you don't know enough to succeed on your own.

And you're looking for someone to employ you and teach you how to do it the right way?

How much can you afford a month?

Why · 06-29-2003, 12:43 AM

Keta.

what time are the shoots. and what time is the hottest girl comin in?

are you positive you dont need a stunt cock?? i was really let down when ya'll told me there was no cock shooting.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:45 AM

i can learn whatever needs to be learned i just havent heard of any jobs or udnerstand how people get hired for other affiliates programs work... also whenever i ask someone that works for an affiliate program what it is exactly that they do i always get some kind of generalized answer ... " oh you know... this and that"

thekebie · 06-29-2003, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
LOL no we arent twinks man get over it ... i know youd love to see the site be made .. but im sorry its not gonna happen

If the other guys are nervous, there is always the sleeping fetish. They will never know.

Why · 06-29-2003, 12:46 AM

none of them want to admit they got thier jobs from sucking cock.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:46 AM

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Why
none of them want to admit they got thier jobs from sucking cock.

Why · 06-29-2003, 12:49 AM

its like the whole prison rape thing....

no guy admits to takin a cock in the ass when they were in prison. they all say they didnt see any of that shit or some other lame ass story.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:49 AM

lololol

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:55 AM

Can you hold a sign?

aaron · 06-29-2003, 12:55 AM

god damnit i dont wanna be a twink!!!! lol

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
god damnit i dont wanna be a twink!!!! lol

You're a fiesty one 'aint ya! Thats ok, the truckers like a bit of a fighter in bed.

Why · 06-29-2003, 01:01 AM

thats fucked up man!

my friend became a trucker and he said he ahs had some fucked up freaky homosexual experiences at truck stops across america.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 01:02 AM

ah... the unspoken book of the road...

"hey if it'll get me down the road a few miles.. suuure .. i'll take a shot in the mouth!"

too bad thats just not my attitude toward this industry , eh? :\

lil2short4u2 · 06-29-2003, 01:04 AM

Hey does anyone want to buy a 200k per day TGP?

Why · 06-29-2003, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
ah... the unspoken book of the road...

"hey if it'll get me down the road a few miles.. suuure .. i'll take a shot in the mouth!"

too bad thats just not my attitude toward this industry , eh? :\

they arent offering to let you take a shot in the mouth for a ride down the road, they are offering to let you take it in the ass for a mile in the porno industry my man.

Ironhorse · 06-29-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by lil2short4u2
Hey does anyone want to buy a 200k per day TGP?

Yes, I'll take 3 please, hold the mayo!

Aaron you still didn't post a link to show any of your skills. Try a resume at least to outline what you can do, otherwise it'll be the path of bukkake for you young warrior.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 01:07 AM

lol.. damn... im sorry i just cant accepte it

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
lol.. damn... im sorry i just cant accepte it

You don't have to accept it, you just have to bend over and RECEIVE it.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 01:15 AM

ijust cant ;[

Ironhorse · 06-29-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
ijust cant ;[

Do you look good in a skirt?

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
ijust cant ;[

OK, then learn the following:

HTML
J a v a S c r i p t
PHP
MySQL
Photoshop
Flash
Vegas Video

thekebie · 06-29-2003, 01:21 AM

I know all that stuff, so hire me. But sometimes I lie about knowing some of the stuff, because I figure I can just learn it. My new employer will just have to take the gamble on what I know and don't know.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 01:22 AM

wow the first post from you that was actually some sort of advice... hehe thanks iguess .. im familiar with all those but what is vegas video?

thekebie · 06-29-2003, 01:24 AM

Easy to use FinalCut Pro or Adobe Premiere for editing porn movies for websites.

Ironhorse · 06-29-2003, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by thekebie
I know all that stuff, so hire me. But sometimes I lie about knowing some of the stuff, because I figure I can just learn it. My new employer will just have to take the gamble on what I know and don't know.

Good luck

It always helps your employment situation to A. Lie about your experience B. Admit to lying on a public board with possible future employers and while you're asking for work..

Brown Bear · 06-29-2003, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
wow the first post from you that was actually some sort of advice... hehe thanks iguess .. im familiar with all those but what is vegas video?

Vegas Video is like the Photoshop of the video world.

aaron · 06-29-2003, 01:27 AM

isee. cool ... thanks :P

thekebie · 06-29-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

Good luck

It always helps your employment situation to A. Lie about your experience B. Admit to lying on a public board with possible future employers and while you're asking for work..

Totaly.

I don't know Vegas Video.

06-29-2003, 12:37 AM	#51
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	dude you're only 18, so i'm assuming you don't have alot of responsibilites as far as money goes. so just keep learning and working, any skills you develop have some value. this business and the Internet are going to be here for a long time so plug away and don't worry about failure. if you were older and needed cashflow immediately being a porn newbie wouldn't be a good solution for you. cheer up, you're young. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-29-2003, 12:39 AM	#55
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	eek

06-29-2003, 12:43 AM	#63
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	So basically you don't know enough to succeed on your own. And you're looking for someone to employ you and teach you how to do it the right way? How much can you afford a month? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

06-29-2003, 12:55 AM	#72
Brown Bear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,982	Can you hold a sign? __________________ Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

06-29-2003, 01:04 AM	#77
lil2short4u2 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 28	Hey does anyone want to buy a 200k per day TGP? __________________ <a href="http://www.swoit.com/_799f9e88a46c7652a35492ee5bbfaae3/1"><img src="http://www.swoit.com/_799f9e88a46c7652aab68e286ae87b30/1" border="0" width="120" height="60"></img></a>

06-29-2003, 12:41 AM	#58
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	LOL no we arent twinks man get over it ... i know youd love to see the site be made .. but im sorry its not gonna happen

06-29-2003, 12:42 AM	#59
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	yea, i was kind of thinking that. 3 guys in a 2 bedroom, wtf do you do when you bring a chick home?

06-29-2003, 12:45 AM	#65
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	i can learn whatever needs to be learned i just havent heard of any jobs or udnerstand how people get hired for other affiliates programs work... also whenever i ask someone that works for an affiliate program what it is exactly that they do i always get some kind of generalized answer ... " oh you know... this and that"

06-29-2003, 12:46 AM	#67
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	none of them want to admit they got thier jobs from sucking cock.

06-29-2003, 12:49 AM	#70
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	its like the whole prison rape thing.... no guy admits to takin a cock in the ass when they were in prison. they all say they didnt see any of that shit or some other lame ass story.

06-29-2003, 01:01 AM	#75
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	thats fucked up man! my friend became a trucker and he said he ahs had some fucked up freaky homosexual experiences at truck stops across america.

06-29-2003, 01:02 AM	#76
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	ah... the unspoken book of the road... "hey if it'll get me down the road a few miles.. suuure .. i'll take a shot in the mouth!" too bad thats just not my attitude toward this industry , eh? :\

06-29-2003, 01:07 AM	#80
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	lol.. damn... im sorry i just cant accepte it

06-29-2003, 01:15 AM	#82
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	ijust cant ;[

06-29-2003, 01:21 AM	#85
thekebie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Hood of Burquitlam, BC Posts: 1,046	I know all that stuff, so hire me. But sometimes I lie about knowing some of the stuff, because I figure I can just learn it. My new employer will just have to take the gamble on what I know and don't know.

06-29-2003, 01:22 AM	#86
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	wow the first post from you that was actually some sort of advice... hehe thanks iguess .. im familiar with all those but what is vegas video?

06-29-2003, 01:24 AM	#87
thekebie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Hood of Burquitlam, BC Posts: 1,046	Easy to use FinalCut Pro or Adobe Premiere for editing porn movies for websites.

06-29-2003, 01:27 AM	#90
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	isee. cool ... thanks :P