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Pipecrew · 06-28-2003, 06:28 PM

2 dollar scratch and win ticket baby

detoxed · 06-28-2003, 06:29 PM

scan it

Project-Shadow · 06-28-2003, 06:29 PM

Lucky biatch

Pipecrew · 06-28-2003, 06:30 PM

taking a pic right now, anyone care to bet?

ldinternet · 06-28-2003, 06:31 PM

pantymaniac · 06-28-2003, 06:32 PM

i am in

my deal if you win :
i send you -5- (five) clicked hits via my tgp with good description..

if i win

you send me so

Spunky · 06-28-2003, 06:36 PM

Bastard Fuck

Pipecrew · 06-28-2003, 06:44 PM

j/k, but I've been playing this joke on alot of people and they start screaming out loud because the ticket looks like a winner haha

FillmoreSlim · 06-28-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
j/k, but I've been playing this joke on alot of people and they start screaming out loud because the ticket looks like a winner haha

stick to your day job.

BlueDesignStudios · 06-28-2003, 06:56 PM

Is it not a winner because there are two games - game 1 & game 2 - on the same ticket?

Pipecrew · 06-28-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
Is it not a winner because there are two games - game 1 & game 2 - on the same ticket?

Yep, good eye, not many others figured it out that quick, its pretty decieving, its entertaining to say the least leaving it around in public places.

afrocreep · 06-28-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
Is it not a winner because there are two games - game 1 & game 2 - on the same ticket?

i would think like most scratch tickets, you need 3 matches in the same game

Mr.Teen · 06-28-2003, 07:00 PM

LOL, I gave one of those fake tickets to one of my family members. They thought they one 20,000$ they started calling everyone. It was the funniest shit ever, I got it all on tape.

maxjohan · 06-28-2003, 07:03 PM

..you are so swoit

MediumPimpin · 06-28-2003, 07:09 PM

Cool site Dumb

"A lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, says a joke going round the Internet. It's a huge tax -- people sink $25 billion a year into state lotteries and $330 billion into all forms of legal gambling. The folks who do that are for the most part poorly educated, and they don't have money to waste. Only a fraction of what they lose comes back to them in funds for schools or whatever. A direct tax would hit all income levels more fairly, would channel more to the schools at less expense to the taxpayers, and might even help educate people to understand their chances of winning a lottery."

iroc409 · 06-28-2003, 07:11 PM

know what's great about nebraska?

trucks and motherfucking bucks. you don't win a mercedes, you win a freaking 4x4 silverado extended cab. like we have a use for cars around here!

baddog · 06-28-2003, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iroc409
know what's great about nebraska?

well, after my stay there, I would have to say it would take more than a truck to make it worth staying

Thomas N · 06-29-2003, 12:15 AM

I don't get it... I guess you have to be stupid enough to have ever actually purchased an instant lottery ticket, to understand why someone would think that is a winner?

Lotto tickets = tax for morons.

06-28-2003, 06:28 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Hahahahha I Just Won A Mercedes 2 dollar scratch and win ticket baby

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Mr.Teen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Long Island, New York Posts: 800	LOL, I gave one of those fake tickets to one of my family members. They thought they one 20,000$ they started calling everyone. It was the funniest shit ever, I got it all on tape. __________________ <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	scan it

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	taking a pic right now, anyone care to bet?

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06-28-2003, 06:44 PM	#8
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	j/k, but I've been playing this joke on alot of people and they start screaming out loud because the ticket looks like a winner haha

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06-28-2003, 07:09 PM	#15
MediumPimpin Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,488	Cool site Dumb "A lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, says a joke going round the Internet. It's a huge tax -- people sink $25 billion a year into state lotteries and $330 billion into all forms of legal gambling. The folks who do that are for the most part poorly educated, and they don't have money to waste. Only a fraction of what they lose comes back to them in funds for schools or whatever. A direct tax would hit all income levels more fairly, would channel more to the schools at less expense to the taxpayers, and might even help educate people to understand their chances of winning a lottery." __________________ nats.mediumpimpin.com

06-28-2003, 07:11 PM	#16
iroc409 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: midwest side, yo Posts: 4,728	know what's great about nebraska? trucks and motherfucking bucks. you don't win a mercedes, you win a freaking 4x4 silverado extended cab. like we have a use for cars around here! __________________ <a href="http://www.iroc409.com/"><img src="http://www.iroc409.com/adv/120x60.gif" border=0></a> icq: 1 7 6 4 2 0 9 6 0 Gallery templates for ONLY $25! w00t!

06-29-2003, 12:15 AM	#18
Thomas N Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 973	I don't get it... I guess you have to be stupid enough to have ever actually purchased an instant lottery ticket, to understand why someone would think that is a winner? Lotto tickets = tax for morons.