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funkmaster 06-29-2003 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by sacX
i dunno why people bother selling SEO, if you know the techniques why spread them? you're shooting yourself in the foot.
... correction, successfull people donīt ... unsucessfull ones tend to call themself SEO ... in my opinion SEO is a swearword.

sacX 06-29-2003 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by nuclei
[B]jojojo first off do you even have a clue why google has been acting so weird? Or what esmeralda is? Until you do do not come here spamming an outright scam.
whether you know the answers to those questions doesn't provide any evidence to whether you can do well in google.

jojojo 06-29-2003 05:21 AM

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whether you know the answers to those questions doesn't provide any evidence to whether you can do well in google.
You are right. If you want evidence search google for:

free porn movies
teen porn movies

it appears www.google.com is switching datacenters right now back and forth

Here is further evidence - search for:

porn links and you will find my link list platinumpornlinks.com

sacX 06-29-2003 05:22 AM

if you charge someone 2k and don't deliver, you'll pay for that one way or another :)

WiredGuy 06-29-2003 05:39 AM

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Originally posted by nuclei
\No, offering services at no cost unless they actually do something for people looks professional.
I agree, offering your SEO services at no charge up front and with little to no risk is a good way to set your credibility, especially for people who are trying to enter this area of business.

WG

jojojo 06-29-2003 05:52 AM

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I agree, offering your SEO services at no charge up front and with little to no risk is a good way to set your credibility, especially for people who are trying to enter this area of business.
Well I already have clients now so I will just let them post testimonials themselves when they see the results :thumbsup

nuclei 06-29-2003 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo
Thanks for bumping my thread :thumbsup



esmeralda - name of June's Update :321GFY

Google is acting weird because they have been impimenting new algo changes/filters and moving towards a continous rolling update. They were using outdated data for 2-3 months and completely skipped using April's deepbot data. Now they have updated and have somewhat settled though the 9 datacenters still are not all completely lined up. A lot backlinks seem to be missing, newer spidered sites are not ranking how they should be right now, the PR is not accurate and the toolbar is behaving strangely. Also a lot of index pages are missing from the SERPs and internal pages are ranking higher.

Keep stuffing your foot farther and farther into your mouth.

BTW - Jealousy does not become you :)

And quoting Googleguy almost verbatim is a good way to really set yer credibility to zero. Congratulations. When you wakeup and get a clue, let us know and maybe some of us will even offer to help you.

Oh and jealousy?

Ummm monkeyboy, offering at 0 cost unless they actually do well has gotten me over 20 emails so far. Yet once again, I will ask you to prove me wrong about you doing anything in this thread besides gain the nickname monkeyboy.

WiredGuy 06-29-2003 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo
Well I already have clients now so I will just let them post testimonials themselves when they see the results :thumbsup
I was referring to people who are new or trying to establish credibility in this industry. Additionally, testimonials don't mean all that much, I prefer references or recommendations by people I know or companies I work with.

WG

jojojo 06-29-2003 06:10 AM

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And quoting Googleguy almost verbatim is a good way to really set yer credibility to zero.
This is such a pathetic attempt to salvage yourself

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Ummm monkeyboy, offering at 0 cost unless they actually do well has gotten me over 20 emails so far. Yet once again, I will ask you to prove me wrong about you doing anything in this thread besides gain the nickname monkeyboy.
I'm sure you will be getting tons of emails LOL duh?? these are likely the same people that want to spend $20 to test out gallery spots or offer to 'run your site' for people who are selling them.

If they ARE big players like the ones I have spoken in length with tonight - then they should be aware that I am offering an ongoing % partnership with no $ upfront for paysites.

nuclei 06-29-2003 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo


I'm sure you will be getting tons of emails LOL duh?? these are likely the same people that want to spend $20 to test out gallery spots or offer to 'run your site' for people who are selling them.

If they ARE big players like the ones I have spoken in length with tonight - then they should be aware that I am offering an ongoing % partnership with no $ upfront for paysites.

jojojo you can talk all you wish. The fact remaims that you have not done a damn thing in this thread, or you would have proven me wrong to earn points. You have not done so. So now you not only look like a fool, and a scam, but a liar as well.

nuclei 06-29-2003 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo

And quoting Googleguy almost verbatim is a good way to really set yer credibility to zero.
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This is such a pathetic attempt to salvage yourself


Hey lens, post his IP here for me please so i can post the time and page on webmasterworld forums that he went and stole GG's words.

Keep digging yourself a hole monkeyboy.

jojojo 06-29-2003 06:53 AM

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The fact remaims that you have not done a damn thing in this thread, or you would have proven me wrong to earn points.
:1orglaugh

You get your feathers easily ruffled don't you? :1orglaugh If I told you who I am doing business with now you are only going to want to know who and I am sure as hell not going to tell you so what's the point? :321GFY

Do you realize how much of an ass you are setting yourself up to look like?

Hilarious exhibition of insecurity *clap* *clap*

Again, thanks for bumping my thread mate! I mean that is why you are spending so much time on this thread isn't it? You rule :)

LOL

Come to think of it bashing competition and spamming your own stuff is common practice on GFY - you are doing the board proud son :thumbsup

jojojo 06-29-2003 06:57 AM

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Hey lens, post his IP here for me please so i can post the time and page on webmasterworld forums that he went and stole GG's words.
You have a lot of time on your hands don't you? LOL

Lensman is a professional unlike yourself and is probably embaressed to even have his name mentioned in such a reply.

You clearly dedicated to attempting to discredit me with your accusations and assumptions. I hope all the time you have spent building yourself up to be a huge ass has been worth it :thumbsup

nuclei 06-29-2003 06:58 AM

I rest my case. You have done nothing in this thread.

Heres my insecurity =)


http://openproxies.com/stats1.gif

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:03 AM

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Heres my insecurity =)
Yes posting a 'here is a pic of my big dick' (stats) is very insecure.

Here is a tip retard - secure people are humble.

nuclei 06-29-2003 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo


Yes posting a 'here is a pic of my big dick' (stats) is very insecure.

Here is a tip retard - secure people are humble.


Why is it people who can not back up their words always come up with corny shit like this?

posting MY results just backs up my claim of what we can do.

What have you shown? Nothing of course, you must first *have* something to show.

Dude, you should really get out more :1orglaugh

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:08 AM

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Dude, you should really get out more
off-topic slanderous assumptions are another display of insecurity.

I bet you CAN'T reply without showing your insecurity


BTW - everyone is laughing at you now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nuclei 06-29-2003 07:10 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo


off-topic slanderous assumptions are another display of insecurity.

I bet you CAN'T reply without showing your insecurity


BTW - everyone is laughing at you now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

actually quite the opposite, since posting the stats from one domain we have, my emails just went up about 40%.

I would say everyones laughing at you and your scam. BTW, I suggest you look up the word slander and grep the entire meaning of it.

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:11 AM

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posting MY results just backs up my claim of what we can do.
No one questioned your abilities. Your posts are all based on your insecurity that is what I was refferring to.

So you are defending yourself before even being accused = INSECURITY

Just consider yourself owned and call it a night Nuc :1orglaugh

nuclei 06-29-2003 07:13 AM

Thanks all :Graucho

Been the funnest evening spent on GFY in a while. But it's past this boy's bedtime and hahaha just aint worth anymore time. He has properly shown what he is really all about :1orglaugh

oh and by the way jojojo, the real people here, not all the phantoms that have paid yer 2k, would say all I have done is show a real perspective on what can be achieved. The only thing you have owned in this thread is your inability to even sell something that little children sell every day in emails titled "Top 10 ranking guaranteed!!". That shows alot more people exactly who got owned :1orglaugh

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:15 AM

This is turning into one of those 800 page choker vs threads LOL

Feel free to keep bumping my thread with your hilarious comments Nuc :thumbsup

G'Night it's been a slice

nuclei 06-29-2003 07:17 AM

Oh and goodnight to you too Monkeyboy :Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tipsy 06-29-2003 07:20 AM

Oh dear. Was it even worth the argument? The thread title itself showed it to be simply another scamming idiot. Funny though :)

Dusen 06-29-2003 07:21 AM

Nuclei, you've got mail :)

I sent it through the perlcoders form.

Dopy 06-29-2003 07:22 AM

You are a clown coming to a board like this with worn out claims.


SEO requires that you first take a look at the sites then make realistic claims as to what you can do based upon the required search terms and competion.

"want your site in the top 10"

Give people here some credit please.

DarkJedi 06-29-2003 07:27 AM

this is obviously bullshit.

if you've been "bombarded by requests" why do you spam your services ?

and if you are a SEO, show us some of your work.

Dopy 06-29-2003 07:30 AM

And the final word to this pathetic spam scam should be ..


People who can get sites in the top 10 dont waste time doing it for others.

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:34 AM

You guys are HILARIOUS.

DarkJedi: I decided to make my services available because so many people requested I do it for them and I realized there is a gap in the market I can fill - and I was right :)

Dopy: My own free sites are already in the top 10 - I don't intend to build/run many more free sites. So why not help other people get their free sites in there as well?

I am not a scammer.
I did not just arrive at this board.
I have proven SE listings for my own sites.

LOL $2k for an extra $12,000/yr is a scam right? lol

How about this then - if I can't get your free site in the top 10 for it's top relevant keyword within 6 months I will give your money back.

There you go I will gaurantee it for any non-believers.

chowda 06-29-2003 07:40 AM

hmm can i pay with visa, maybe then i can charge it back afterwards

Niki 06-29-2003 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo
You guys are HILARIOUS.

DarkJedi: I decided to make my services available because so many people requested I do it for them and I realized there is a gap in the market I can fill - and I was right :)

Dopy: My own free sites are already in the top 10 - I don't intend to build/run many more free sites. So why not help other people get their free sites in there as well?

I am not a scammer.
I did not just arrive at this board.
I have proven SE listings for my own sites.

LOL $2k for an extra $12,000/yr is a scam right? lol

How about this then - if I can't get your free site in the top 10 for it's top relevant keyword within 6 months I will give your money back.

There you go I will gaurantee it for any non-believers.

idiot ...

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:57 AM

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hmm can i pay with visa, maybe then i can charge it back afterwards
If I let someone pay with visa then they could charge it back regardless of where they end up ranking.

I accept wires or bank drafts.

I am not some unknown russian spammer - I have been around for 3 yrs now and I trade with many high profile sites.

This is a gauranteed investment - you have nothing to lose :thumbsup

Nobody gives gaurantees in this biz and I am doing it right now!

ICQ me :)

jojojo 06-29-2003 08:01 AM

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idiot ...
I used to defend this board a lot and tell other people that the members here aren't that bad or unreasonable etc.

Now I understand what they mean. The amount of people calling me names, accusing me of scamming, and completely useless attacks are astonishing.

People read 2-3 replies and feel the need to add their insult.

*sigh* :321GFY

mrbling 06-29-2003 08:09 AM

nuclei - obviously a stupid one too,
posting his lame stats of 16k-25k uniques a day.

You ain't a SE optimizer yourself buddy.


other then that, this thread is lame although, who wants to buy raw SE click-thrus :) sent to your galleries..

4 cents per click

[email protected]

We push around 80k-85k "uniques" on a few boxes. moving up to 200k uniques a day soon.

now thats BIG PIMPING KIDS!

nuclei 06-29-2003 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by mrbling
nuclei - obviously a stupid one too,
posting his lame stats of 16k-25k uniques a day.

You ain't a SE optimizer yourself buddy.


other then that, this thread is lame although, who wants to buy raw SE click-thrus :) sent to your galleries..

4 cents per click

[email protected]

We push around 80k-85k "uniques" on a few boxes. moving up to 200k uniques a day soon.

now thats BIG PIMPING KIDS!

yay, cant sleep. Glad to see everyone else feels the same about this assclown as I do.

MrBling, anyone going by the visits or sites stats for any single site that gets 2.13 million raw hits a day is the stupid one and doesnt know much about log analyzers. Open your eyes and read.

And seeing as how you wish to turn this thread into a way to sell traffic, I could point out that KC wright at adult-site-traffic.com pushes a lot more than 85,000 uniques a day and I dont think his costs 4c a click. So much for big pimpin...

Marc P 06-29-2003 10:15 AM

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Glad to see everyone else feels the same about this assclown as I do.
I don't feel that way at all, jojojo is a stand up guy, he has been around the block a few times, and although I would not have guaranteed the top 10 placement myself, I am sure he will provide a great service to anyone who inquires.

nuclei 06-29-2003 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by mrbling
You ain't a SE optimizer yourself buddy.

Now see, thats one type site or service i do NOT have or sell. I do not sell SEO or claim that I do. I merely told people in this thread I would be more than happy to improve their listings for no money down. I did not make a single claim that i would get them anything in the top 5, 10, 20 or anything else and that if they were happy with the results, pay me what THEY felt fair for the time. Period. I dont have a site under a PR4 and most of my sites are PR6-7+, plus I can show a good number of top 5 listings. Does that make me an SEO god? Hardly. It means I know I can deliver only what I promised.

VideoVoyeur 06-29-2003 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by nuclei
I rest my case. You have done nothing in this thread.

Heres my insecurity =)


http://openproxies.com/stats1.gif


Holy fuck Will, now thats what I call getting some traffic.

Is that mostly to perlcoders.com ???

VideoVoyeur 06-29-2003 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo



Nobody gives gaurantees in this biz and I am doing it right now!



Thats because the people in this business know that you can never guarantee anything with search engine work.


Maybe look at them and learn something?

nuclei 06-29-2003 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by VideoVoyeur



Holy fuck Will, now thats what I call getting some traffic.

Is that mostly to perlcoders.com ???

Nope, another site in our network. Perlcoders consistantly does 1.5 mil + raws a month in webmaster traffic tho.

Brujah 06-29-2003 11:16 AM

Damn. You guys are relentless on this poor guy. Where's the love ? :)


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