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jojojo 06-29-2003 07:15 AM

This is turning into one of those 800 page choker vs threads LOL

Feel free to keep bumping my thread with your hilarious comments Nuc :thumbsup

G'Night it's been a slice

nuclei 06-29-2003 07:17 AM

Oh and goodnight to you too Monkeyboy :Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tipsy 06-29-2003 07:20 AM

Oh dear. Was it even worth the argument? The thread title itself showed it to be simply another scamming idiot. Funny though :)

Dusen 06-29-2003 07:21 AM

Nuclei, you've got mail :)

I sent it through the perlcoders form.

Dopy 06-29-2003 07:22 AM

You are a clown coming to a board like this with worn out claims.


SEO requires that you first take a look at the sites then make realistic claims as to what you can do based upon the required search terms and competion.

"want your site in the top 10"

Give people here some credit please.

DarkJedi 06-29-2003 07:27 AM

this is obviously bullshit.

if you've been "bombarded by requests" why do you spam your services ?

and if you are a SEO, show us some of your work.

Dopy 06-29-2003 07:30 AM

And the final word to this pathetic spam scam should be ..


People who can get sites in the top 10 dont waste time doing it for others.

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:34 AM

You guys are HILARIOUS.

DarkJedi: I decided to make my services available because so many people requested I do it for them and I realized there is a gap in the market I can fill - and I was right :)

Dopy: My own free sites are already in the top 10 - I don't intend to build/run many more free sites. So why not help other people get their free sites in there as well?

I am not a scammer.
I did not just arrive at this board.
I have proven SE listings for my own sites.

LOL $2k for an extra $12,000/yr is a scam right? lol

How about this then - if I can't get your free site in the top 10 for it's top relevant keyword within 6 months I will give your money back.

There you go I will gaurantee it for any non-believers.

chowda 06-29-2003 07:40 AM

hmm can i pay with visa, maybe then i can charge it back afterwards

Niki 06-29-2003 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jojojo
You guys are HILARIOUS.

DarkJedi: I decided to make my services available because so many people requested I do it for them and I realized there is a gap in the market I can fill - and I was right :)

Dopy: My own free sites are already in the top 10 - I don't intend to build/run many more free sites. So why not help other people get their free sites in there as well?

I am not a scammer.
I did not just arrive at this board.
I have proven SE listings for my own sites.

LOL $2k for an extra $12,000/yr is a scam right? lol

How about this then - if I can't get your free site in the top 10 for it's top relevant keyword within 6 months I will give your money back.

There you go I will gaurantee it for any non-believers.

idiot ...

jojojo 06-29-2003 07:57 AM

Quote:

hmm can i pay with visa, maybe then i can charge it back afterwards
If I let someone pay with visa then they could charge it back regardless of where they end up ranking.

I accept wires or bank drafts.

I am not some unknown russian spammer - I have been around for 3 yrs now and I trade with many high profile sites.

This is a gauranteed investment - you have nothing to lose :thumbsup

Nobody gives gaurantees in this biz and I am doing it right now!

ICQ me :)

jojojo 06-29-2003 08:01 AM

Quote:

idiot ...
I used to defend this board a lot and tell other people that the members here aren't that bad or unreasonable etc.

Now I understand what they mean. The amount of people calling me names, accusing me of scamming, and completely useless attacks are astonishing.

People read 2-3 replies and feel the need to add their insult.

*sigh* :321GFY

mrbling 06-29-2003 08:09 AM

nuclei - obviously a stupid one too,
posting his lame stats of 16k-25k uniques a day.

You ain't a SE optimizer yourself buddy.


other then that, this thread is lame although, who wants to buy raw SE click-thrus :) sent to your galleries..

4 cents per click

[email protected]

We push around 80k-85k "uniques" on a few boxes. moving up to 200k uniques a day soon.

now thats BIG PIMPING KIDS!

nuclei 06-29-2003 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
nuclei - obviously a stupid one too,
posting his lame stats of 16k-25k uniques a day.

You ain't a SE optimizer yourself buddy.


other then that, this thread is lame although, who wants to buy raw SE click-thrus :) sent to your galleries..

4 cents per click

[email protected]

We push around 80k-85k "uniques" on a few boxes. moving up to 200k uniques a day soon.

now thats BIG PIMPING KIDS!

yay, cant sleep. Glad to see everyone else feels the same about this assclown as I do.

MrBling, anyone going by the visits or sites stats for any single site that gets 2.13 million raw hits a day is the stupid one and doesnt know much about log analyzers. Open your eyes and read.

And seeing as how you wish to turn this thread into a way to sell traffic, I could point out that KC wright at adult-site-traffic.com pushes a lot more than 85,000 uniques a day and I dont think his costs 4c a click. So much for big pimpin...

Marc P 06-29-2003 10:15 AM

Quote:

Glad to see everyone else feels the same about this assclown as I do.
I don't feel that way at all, jojojo is a stand up guy, he has been around the block a few times, and although I would not have guaranteed the top 10 placement myself, I am sure he will provide a great service to anyone who inquires.

nuclei 06-29-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
You ain't a SE optimizer yourself buddy.

Now see, thats one type site or service i do NOT have or sell. I do not sell SEO or claim that I do. I merely told people in this thread I would be more than happy to improve their listings for no money down. I did not make a single claim that i would get them anything in the top 5, 10, 20 or anything else and that if they were happy with the results, pay me what THEY felt fair for the time. Period. I dont have a site under a PR4 and most of my sites are PR6-7+, plus I can show a good number of top 5 listings. Does that make me an SEO god? Hardly. It means I know I can deliver only what I promised.

VideoVoyeur 06-29-2003 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nuclei
I rest my case. You have done nothing in this thread.

Heres my insecurity =)


http://openproxies.com/stats1.gif


Holy fuck Will, now thats what I call getting some traffic.

Is that mostly to perlcoders.com ???

VideoVoyeur 06-29-2003 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jojojo



Nobody gives gaurantees in this biz and I am doing it right now!



Thats because the people in this business know that you can never guarantee anything with search engine work.


Maybe look at them and learn something?

nuclei 06-29-2003 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur



Holy fuck Will, now thats what I call getting some traffic.

Is that mostly to perlcoders.com ???

Nope, another site in our network. Perlcoders consistantly does 1.5 mil + raws a month in webmaster traffic tho.

Brujah 06-29-2003 11:16 AM

Damn. You guys are relentless on this poor guy. Where's the love ? :)

jojojo 06-29-2003 01:09 PM

Quote:

Damn. You guys are relentless on this poor guy. Where's the love ?
LOL I know Brujah :)

Thanks for recognizing my successful listings way back in this post. You are not the only one to recognize I know what I am talking about and not just bash me senselessly.

Now that I have put a guarantee on my free site services they are grapsing at air trying to bash me more LOL

Webby 06-29-2003 02:40 PM

jojojo:

Quote:

Now that I have put a guarantee on my free site services they are grapsing at air trying to bash me more
I think the problem with conflicts here stems from your choice of words and claims.

For someone, as you claim, who has many people wanting your services and, at the same time, spends time here induging in pettty GFY name-calling games, there is something lacking.

In all seriousness, if you are as good as you claim and can place sites in decent rankings on Google - why are you not creating more sites of your own? I do SEO as well, but I can't afford the time to supply such services to others - I'm too busy earning money!

jojojo 06-29-2003 03:00 PM

Quote:

I think the problem with conflicts here stems from your choice of words and claims.

For someone, as you claim, who has many people wanting your services and, at the same time, spends time here induging in pettty GFY name-calling games, there is something lacking.

In all seriousness, if you are as good as you claim and can place sites in decent rankings on Google - why are you not creating more sites of your own? I do SEO as well, but I can't afford the time to supply such services to others - I'm too busy earning money!
I have addressed these replies because they are attempting to discredit me. Any smart business man would take the time to address this in their own thread.

I do rank my own sites and will continue to. However I am not interested in running/maintaining 50+ free sites. So there is plenty of room in those kw's for other tgps and movieposts.

There is no excuse now that I am offering a guarantee on free sites.

Rui 06-29-2003 03:15 PM

I hope you realise how lame you are looking....well since the subject of this thread...

what if you get 11 customers (don't can't see to think of anybody willing to give you $2k) :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Webby 06-29-2003 03:23 PM

Quote:

I have addressed these replies because they are attempting to discredit me. Any smart business man would take the time to address this in their own thread.
Discredit you? I think you did more "door opening" on that yourself.

Smart businessman? Mmmm.. :1orglaugh

Do yourself a favor and ignore this thread... I am sure ya ain't all bad!! Go SEO yourself! :winkwink:

Darren 06-29-2003 04:21 PM

well im going to give him a go.... I suppose I will report back in 6 months... :winkwink:

jojojo 06-29-2003 05:17 PM

Quote:

well im going to give him a go.... I suppose I will report back in 6 months...
I'm sure you'll have plenty of good news to report even sooner than that :)

Thanks for the vote of confidence Darren :thumbsup

MattO 10-25-2005 12:41 PM

Interesting thread.

seattle 10-26-2005 08:30 AM

I put the G in Google
 
Google Gangsters rockin the set.
[email protected]

Jace 10-26-2005 08:38 AM

wow, what a GREAT bump

HAHAHAHA

fuzebox 10-26-2005 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO
Interesting thread.


:1orglaugh what a bump...


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