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49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 07:07 AM

Swoit..I was going to try your system, after you responded to my thread for new sponsors the other day. But, now I am confused...

Your customer and webmaster copy says the following:

"Members are free to visit these sites for as long as they want, as many times as they want, whenever they want. It is completely unlimited!"

Your paysite OWNER info states:
"Users will be warned when their 1 hour limit is approaching, and there will be an option to easily extend their time, and thereby accumulate more minues for the paysite. ...
The bigger and better your paysite is, the longer members will stay looking at it and the more money you will make".

So, my question is, what is it... Unlimited use..all for one cost OR timed use...with premiums charged for additional use.

SexySarah · 06-24-2003, 07:08 AM

Shut up fag, before I set 12clicks onto you.

49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 07:14 AM

12 clicks ???...geez you might as well threaten me with a amputee toy poddle for god's sake.

So, back to the main show...Swoit..what's the story...

SexySarah · 06-24-2003, 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel
12 clicks ???...geez you might as well threaten me with a amputee toy poddle for god's sake.

So what happened with that whole 12clicks and the FTC shebang?

funkmaster · 06-24-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
Shut up fag, before I set 12clicks onto you.

... I never expected so much wisdom to come out of you.

SexySarah · 06-24-2003, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster

... I never expected so much wisdom to come out of you.

I am wiser than everyone on this board blended together in a big blender.

funkmaster · 06-24-2003, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah

I am wiser than everyone on this board blended together in a big blender.

... and back to normal again.

... or may I correct "small blender" ??

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 07:43 AM

You know, its going to be an ugly summer now that school is out and SexySteve and 49thdipshit can post during the day.

49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
You know, its going to be an ugly summer now that school is out and SexySteve and 49thdipshit can post during the day.

And the one hit wonder hits again. Glad to see you are still using the same old material, mate.

Hopefully you don't use this same technique in the bedroom with your "significant other". But honey, I've just laid on top of you and wiggled a little bit for years now. And, now what, you want me to try something new. ...geez billy, I don't know.

12 Clicks + originality...2 things that will never be put together in a single sentence.

a1ka1ine · 06-24-2003, 08:09 AM

i missed the episode where 12clicks pissed people off, someone got it on tape i can borrow?

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel

And the one hit wonder hits again. Glad to see you are still using the same old material, mate.

Hopefully you don't use this same technique in the bedroom with your "significant other". But honey, I've just laid on top of you and wiggled a little bit for years now. And, now what, you want me to try something new. ...geez billy, I don't know.

12 Clicks + originality...2 things that will never be put together in a single sentence.

Perhaps you should report me to the FTC for not needing to be original.

BVF · 06-24-2003, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel

And the one hit wonder hits again. Glad to see you are still using the same old material, mate.

Hopefully you don't use this same technique in the bedroom with your "significant other". But honey, I've just laid on top of you and wiggled a little bit for years now. And, now what, you want me to try something new. ...geez billy, I don't know.

12 Clicks + originality...2 things that will never be put together in a single sentence.

I wish I could have gotten in the industry early....I'd love to have people who didn't make as much money as me telling me how "un-original" I was.....

I'd be sitting on my "un-original" ass making plenty of dough laughing just like he is....

funkmaster · 06-24-2003, 08:13 AM

I am going home now, will be back in 4h time ... give it some time ron before you ripp him into pieces again ... I don´t wanna miss the action.

49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

Perhaps you should report me to the FTC for not needing to be original.

Come on...at least present a wee bit of a challenge there mate. You hardly even rate the time it takes to open up my browser anymore.

Ohhhh 12 -clicks...hit me big boy...you are oh so very average.

So, back to the purpose of this post...SWOIT...please explain your system...

amph · 06-24-2003, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
You know, its going to be an ugly summer now that school is out and SexySteve and 49thdipshit can post during the day.

TurboAngel · 06-24-2003, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
You know, its going to be an ugly summer now that school is out and SexySteve and 49thdipshit can post during the day.

LOL!

49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster
I am going home now, will be back in 4h time ... give it some time ron before you ripp him into pieces again ... I don´t wanna miss the action.

I must have missed that one...12 -clicks has never nor will he ever be a match for me.

To save you the time...here's 12-clicks stock responses
"do you want fries with that"
"home from school?"
"finshed the day job?"

Keep them coming Ron...you master of the debate you. (Oh, I should point out..that aforementioned "master of the debate" comment was purely sarcastic...and has no basis in reality).

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel

I must have missed that one...12 -clicks has never nor will he ever be a match for me.

To save you the time...here's 12-clicks stock responses
"do you want fries with that"
"home from school?"
"finshed the day job?"

Keep them coming Ron...you master of the debate you. (Oh, I should point out..that aforementioned "master of the debate" comment was purely sarcastic...and has no basis in reality).

haha, yup. You've exposed me.

look how the responses from others in this thread back you up.
(get out of mommy's apartment, the world you've created for yourself only works in your mind)

you gotta tell me, did the guy answering your FTC complaint hang up on you right away or was he new to the job and politely let you prattle on?

gothweb · 06-24-2003, 08:35 AM

Way to go on a tangent, people. I too am curious about the qustion of how Swoit works. It strikes me that any system that isn't prefectly clear is probably a ripoff for someone.

49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

haha, yup. You've exposed me.

look how the responses from others in this thread back you up.
(get out of mommy's apartment, the world you've created for yourself only works in your mind)

you gotta tell me, did the guy answering your FTC complaint hang up on you right away or was he new to the job and politely let you prattle on?

Boring Sydney, boring, boring, boring (As said to Sid Vicious by Malcolm McClaren in the mid seventies) And yet apparently, this simple phrase still has significance today.

Ron,. do you really want to bring up the whole issue again on how Standard Internet has to rely on browser hijacking and other unsavory tricks...just to make a buck. Oh, you should be oh so proud.

49thParallel · 06-24-2003, 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Way to go on a tangent, people. I too am curious about the qustion of how Swoit works. It strikes me that any system that isn't prefectly clear is probably a ripoff for someone.

Yes, you are correct. I have gone off on a tangent. So 12-Clicks...your part of the thread is now dead and shall remain unanswered. Let's get back to the interesting part of this thread..

SWOIT, you are always available to post when ever anyone mentions your program...So please enlighten us on how the program works..and why there seems to be a significant variance between what is told the webmaster / customer and what is told to the Paysite owner.

SexySarah · 06-24-2003, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
You know, its going to be an ugly summer now that school is out and SexySteve and 49thdipshit can post during the day.

A play on people's names.

clever.

leeb · 06-24-2003, 08:51 AM

on a serious note, i would like to learn more about swoit as well, i am thinkin of promoting it, but really dont understand it.

and all i can say about 12 clicks is

"LET'S GO GIRLS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY BOOBS FOR BEADS"
one of the best times at mardi gras evere, in the good ole days.

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel

Ron,. do you really want to bring up the whole issue again on how Standard Internet has to rely on browser hijacking and other unsavory tricks...just to make a buck. Oh, you should be oh so proud.

yeah punk, I do.
expose me.

SexySarah · 06-24-2003, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

expose me.

how hard can this be?

you don't exactly run an ethical business do you now?

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by leeb
on a serious note, i would like to learn more about swoit as well, i am thinkin of promoting it, but really dont understand it.

and all i can say about 12 clicks is

"LET'S GO GIRLS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY BOOBS FOR BEADS"
one of the best times at mardi gras evere, in the good ole days.

dude, its not possible to explain just how fun that was.

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah

A play on people's names.

clever.

actually, its a play on your gender. You're not fooling anyone.

SexySarah · 06-24-2003, 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

actually, its a play on your gender. You're not fooling anyone.

And very clever it was too.

congrats.

Vlad PL · 06-24-2003, 11:10 AM

don`t even start to fight with 12clicks , you will loose. - threads statistic from last years

Chris · 06-24-2003, 11:12 AM

funkmaster · 06-24-2003, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel

Ron,. do you really want to bring up the whole issue again on how Standard Internet has to rely on browser hijacking and other unsavory tricks...just to make a buck. Oh, you should be oh so proud.

... all you do is stear up shit. I wonder how longs it´s gonna take to reveal your internet empire once a bounty has been placed on your identity ...

chodadog · 06-24-2003, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

Perhaps you should report me to the FTC for not needing to be original.

That is one of the funniest things i've read in quite some time.

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

yeah punk, I do.
expose me.

I guess mommy caught him on a sex site again.
maybe he'll turn up again next week.

Amputate Your Head · 06-24-2003, 02:19 PM

how the hell did I overlook this thread?

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
how the hell did I overlook this thread?

it wasn't screaming "GHEY"

Amputate Your Head · 06-24-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

it wasn't screaming "GHEY"

true...

yet it does have swoit in the title AND it's from my butt-buddy 49thPooperScooper. I should've locked onto this thread like a tranny to a bad wig store.

Brujah · 06-24-2003, 02:27 PM

12clicks · 06-24-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

true...

yet it does have swoit in the title AND it's from my butt-buddy 49thPooperScooper. I should've locked onto this thread like a tranny to a bad wig store.

speaking of that, I once saw a tranny with a crotch wig.

Amputate Your Head · 06-24-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

speaking of that, I once saw a tranny with a crotch wig.

nothin' wrong with crotch wigs... I have one of my own.

Swoit · 06-24-2003, 04:33 PM

Hi there

Just saw your thread :-)

You are correct - when a member signs up to Swoit, they are free to then go and surf ALL of the sites within swoit for as long as they like, for the lifetime of their membership. That is why the retention we are seeing is unbelievable.
It's as if they had signed up to every site individually as a member.

With regards to the one-hour timer thing - As you know, we reinvest a large portion of our rebills into the paysites that participate in Swoit. We do this by calculating how much time has been spent on each paysite by all our members (each day) and apportioning a large chunk of rebills to each site respectively.

When a surfer wishes to go to a site, they are given an initial block of time of 1 hour. When the timer counts down to under 5 minutes, they are given the option to simply increase their time for another hour.

What this does is stop people going to bed and leaving their browser open all night when they are not using it, and accruing minutes for the paysite they were surfing on by accident!

So in a nut shell :

a) they get unlimited time
b) there are no extra fees or upsells for *anything*

Thanks!

Steve

grogan · 06-24-2003, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah

and ebus is a bitch anyway

Swoit · 06-24-2003, 04:40 PM

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and ebus is a bitch anyway

Haha! He made a clown like swoit logo thing that scared the bejuses out of me late a nights!

Steve

Gabi · 06-25-2003, 09:52 AM

@swoit
my last swoit stats:
2003-06-23 - 2:36:44 - $1.44

Hm, $1,44 for one day...thats a lot... lol ;)

Ok maybe my paysite sucks but in your last newsletter from the 05/30/2003 you have listed the top 10 paysites from the swoit network.
The #1 site got 406769 seconds = 3.8 hours a day on the average.
Hm so this guys earns maybe $2 a day.

THATS ALL?

I dont ask for $10000000 a day....but only $2..hmm...dont you have enough members?

06-24-2003, 07:43 AM	#8
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,788	You know, its going to be an ugly summer now that school is out and SexySteve and 49thdipshit can post during the day. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

06-24-2003, 08:35 AM	#19
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Way to go on a tangent, people. I too am curious about the qustion of how Swoit works. It strikes me that any system that isn't prefectly clear is probably a ripoff for someone. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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06-24-2003, 02:19 PM	#34
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	how the hell did I overlook this thread? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-24-2003, 02:27 PM	#37
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06-24-2003, 07:07 AM	#1
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	Swoit-explain your system Swoit..I was going to try your system, after you responded to my thread for new sponsors the other day. But, now I am confused... Your customer and webmaster copy says the following: "Members are free to visit these sites for as long as they want, as many times as they want, whenever they want. It is completely unlimited!" Your paysite OWNER info states: "Users will be warned when their 1 hour limit is approaching, and there will be an option to easily extend their time, and thereby accumulate more minues for the paysite. ... The bigger and better your paysite is, the longer members will stay looking at it and the more money you will make". So, my question is, what is it... Unlimited use..all for one cost OR timed use...with premiums charged for additional use.

06-24-2003, 07:08 AM	#2
SexySarah So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,076	Shut up fag, before I set 12clicks onto you.

06-24-2003, 07:14 AM	#3
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	12 clicks ???...geez you might as well threaten me with a amputee toy poddle for god's sake. So, back to the main show...Swoit..what's the story...

06-24-2003, 08:09 AM	#10
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	i missed the episode where 12clicks pissed people off, someone got it on tape i can borrow?

06-24-2003, 08:13 AM	#13
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	I am going home now, will be back in 4h time ... give it some time ron before you ripp him into pieces again ... I don´t wanna miss the action.

06-24-2003, 08:51 AM	#23
leeb Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15	on a serious note, i would like to learn more about swoit as well, i am thinkin of promoting it, but really dont understand it. and all i can say about 12 clicks is "LET'S GO GIRLS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY BOOBS FOR BEADS" one of the best times at mardi gras evere, in the good ole days.

06-24-2003, 11:10 AM	#29
Vlad PL So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: ICQ - 251058042 Posts: 153	don`t even start to fight with 12clicks , you will loose. - threads statistic from last years

06-24-2003, 04:33 PM	#40
Swoit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: www.Swoit.com Posts: 256	Hi there Just saw your thread :-) You are correct - when a member signs up to Swoit, they are free to then go and surf ALL of the sites within swoit for as long as they like, for the lifetime of their membership. That is why the retention we are seeing is unbelievable. It's as if they had signed up to every site individually as a member. With regards to the one-hour timer thing - As you know, we reinvest a large portion of our rebills into the paysites that participate in Swoit. We do this by calculating how much time has been spent on each paysite by all our members (each day) and apportioning a large chunk of rebills to each site respectively. When a surfer wishes to go to a site, they are given an initial block of time of 1 hour. When the timer counts down to under 5 minutes, they are given the option to simply increase their time for another hour. What this does is stop people going to bed and leaving their browser open all night when they are not using it, and accruing minutes for the paysite they were surfing on by accident! So in a nut shell : a) they get unlimited time b) there are no extra fees or upsells for anything Thanks! Steve __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-25-2003, 09:52 AM	#43
Gabi Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 33	@swoit my last swoit stats: 2003-06-23 - 2:36:44 - $1.44 Hm, $1,44 for one day...thats a lot... lol ;) Ok maybe my paysite sucks but in your last newsletter from the 05/30/2003 you have listed the top 10 paysites from the swoit network. The #1 site got 406769 seconds = 3.8 hours a day on the average. Hm so this guys earns maybe $2 a day. THATS ALL? I dont ask for $10000000 a day....but only $2..hmm...dont you have enough members?