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nxventures · 06-21-2003, 09:58 PM

It is 1 AM, going on 30 something hours of no sleep, but I was just thinking --

Alot of people bitch about conversion ratios sucking. They want the old days of nice small numbers in back of the 1:___. Fact is, you have more people looking for porn and less that want to pay for it. And the ones that do pay for it get fucked because most paysites are utter bullshit. So you fuck yourself on ratios and retension. There should be a governing body for adult paysites. A user who just wasted 30$ on a "MEGA SITE 100,002,141 IMAGES AND MOVIES" that was filled up with 10 sets from some cheap content provider is not very likely to shell out another $30 for another site with empty promises.

So basically, you have yourself to blame. If there were rules, general guidelines, you would be making alot more money. If you didn't just give everyone a fuck you, and maybe decided to sit down a minute and think, you'd be asking Lensman what the plate should be on your Viper.

NB -- Shoulda waited for the C-Coupe, IMHO.

mrthumbs · 06-21-2003, 10:02 PM

let me sum that for ya:

more rules + guidelines = asking lensman what plate
should be on my viper.

Correct?

Gary · 06-21-2003, 10:03 PM

china

nxventures · 06-21-2003, 10:04 PM

And Lensman should have bought a C-Coupe, yes.

nxventures · 06-21-2003, 10:10 PM

1:08 and I think I am thinking a little clearer. I re-read it my post.

I wasn't saying you like YOU you it was more like you in general, like the stereotypical guy who is so concerned with making money that he is too shortsighted to see that abusing your customers will come back to haunt you.

But Lensman, I mean, the C-Coupe is so much cooler. I dunno what the availability is though.

nxventures · 06-21-2003, 10:12 PM

Also I have been refreshing alot. To see banners. I like the Lightspeed one, that promises you won't get a Ferrari. That is one of the better ones. I think I am going to make those guys some money over the next few hours for fun.

mule · 06-22-2003, 12:19 AM

I usually convert at a steady 1:14, this month it's 1:9
There must be something wrong with me.

BRISK · 06-22-2003, 12:26 AM

I'm making more money now than I did 4 years ago.

KDizzla · 06-22-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
I usually convert at a steady 1:14, this month it's 1:9
There must be something wrong with me.

you do good will email sponsors.

MarkTiarra · 06-22-2003, 12:33 AM

DOn't know about a governing body but your point is well made on the number of suckass websites. I can't tell you how many people have told me my projections are wildly optimistic only to then show me their "paysite" that has less content than I can fing on any TGP.

06-21-2003, 09:58 PM	#1
nxventures Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 574	1AM Theory It is 1 AM, going on 30 something hours of no sleep, but I was just thinking -- Alot of people bitch about conversion ratios sucking. They want the old days of nice small numbers in back of the 1:___. Fact is, you have more people looking for porn and less that want to pay for it. And the ones that do pay for it get fucked because most paysites are utter bullshit. So you fuck yourself on ratios and retension. There should be a governing body for adult paysites. A user who just wasted 30$ on a "MEGA SITE 100,002,141 IMAGES AND MOVIES" that was filled up with 10 sets from some cheap content provider is not very likely to shell out another $30 for another site with empty promises. So basically, you have yourself to blame. If there were rules, general guidelines, you would be making alot more money. If you didn't just give everyone a fuck you, and maybe decided to sit down a minute and think, you'd be asking Lensman what the plate should be on your Viper. NB -- Shoulda waited for the C-Coupe, IMHO. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-21-2003, 10:03 PM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	china __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

06-21-2003, 10:04 PM	#4
nxventures Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 574	And Lensman should have bought a C-Coupe, yes. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-21-2003, 10:10 PM	#5
nxventures Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 574	1:08 and I think I am thinking a little clearer. I re-read it my post. I wasn't saying you like YOU you it was more like you in general, like the stereotypical guy who is so concerned with making money that he is too shortsighted to see that abusing your customers will come back to haunt you. But Lensman, I mean, the C-Coupe is so much cooler. I dunno what the availability is though. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-21-2003, 10:12 PM	#6
nxventures Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 574	Also I have been refreshing alot. To see banners. I like the Lightspeed one, that promises you won't get a Ferrari. That is one of the better ones. I think I am going to make those guys some money over the next few hours for fun. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-21-2003, 10:02 PM	#2
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	let me sum that for ya: more rules + guidelines = asking lensman what plate should be on my viper. Correct?

06-22-2003, 12:19 AM	#7
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	I usually convert at a steady 1:14, this month it's 1:9 There must be something wrong with me. __________________ Converting like a mofo

06-22-2003, 12:26 AM	#8
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	I'm making more money now than I did 4 years ago. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

06-22-2003, 12:33 AM	#10
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	DOn't know about a governing body but your point is well made on the number of suckass websites. I can't tell you how many people have told me my projections are wildly optimistic only to then show me their "paysite" that has less content than I can fing on any TGP. __________________ Retired Pornosticator