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market4s · 06-21-2003, 09:37 AM

Morning Sex
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he
turned over to his wife's side of the bed.

His wife, Heather, had already awakened though,
and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little
boy into he room and asked him to "take this
note to your beautiful
"Mommy."

The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this
to your silly Daddy.

The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.

Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this
to the poor dude upstairs."

The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So do It By Hand

maxjohan · 06-21-2003, 09:45 AM

A little bit silly but it was OK.

dav555add · 06-21-2003, 09:46 AM

cute

SEGuru · 06-21-2003, 10:14 AM

Nice...

Reak · 06-21-2003, 11:26 AM

Hot..

06-21-2003, 09:37 AM	#1
market4s Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Earth.... I think? Posts: 243	Morning Sex Morning Sex John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful "Mommy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy. The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs." The note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, So do It By Hand __________________ DreamerCafe.com

06-21-2003, 09:45 AM	#2
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	A little bit silly but it was OK. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

06-21-2003, 09:46 AM	#3
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06-21-2003, 10:14 AM	#4
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06-21-2003, 11:26 AM	#5
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	Hot..