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Old 06-20-2003, 01:05 AM   #1
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If a male "friend" offers to fix my car.....

Okay....so a guy friend offers to fix my car, should I stand there and do something like hold a flashlight or should I just go about my business as usual away from the car activities. Any guy with a "GOOD FEMALE FRIEND" have any advise?? I felt very awkward today for the first time around my best friend.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:06 AM   #2
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just let him do it......but expect to give him a nice blowjob as payment afterwards...
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:07 AM   #3
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just let him do it......but expect to give him a nice blowjob as payment afterwards...
give him a blowjob WHILE he fixes your car
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:08 AM   #4
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Do something nice for the guy while he's working on your car, like get him a drink or fix him something to eat you know. If you're not up for the blowjob thing.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:08 AM   #5
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just let him do it......but expect to give him a nice blowjob as payment afterwards...

but should i hang out or go do my own thing till he's done???
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:10 AM   #6
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masturbate in front of him while he works the car

also invite your sexiest girlfriend and suck him dry

or maybe fuck your sexiest girlfriend in front of him so he'll hurry up to join and then you won't feel awkward for too long
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:11 AM   #7
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just let him do it......but expect to give him a nice blowjob as payment afterwards...
damn.... took the words right out of my mouth
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:11 AM   #8
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but should i hang out or go do my own thing till he's done???
just come out to check up on him periodically....and offer him something to drink....don't just hover over him because both you and him knows that you don't know shit about cars...so there is really nothing you can do to help him....
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:15 AM   #9
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just come out to check up on him periodically....and offer him something to drink....don't just hover over him because both you and him knows that you don't know shit about cars...so there is really nothing you can do to help him....
actually....between...us....and all of us...i'm the one who told him what was wrong with it in the first place....I just let him fix it!! **ignition switch**
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:19 AM   #10
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or maybe fuck your sexiest girlfriend in front of him so he'll hurry up to join and then you won't feel awkward for too long
LOL!
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:21 AM   #11
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Just let him fix it.. you dont have to stand and "supervise".. i would be annoyed.. (unless your nude and touching your goodies)
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:33 AM   #12
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Find the largest spanner and insert it into your pussy.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:35 AM   #13
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Go get him beer and then leave.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:48 AM   #14
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you shoot the shit with him.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:52 AM   #15
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actually....between...us....and all of us...i'm the one who told him what was wrong with it in the first place....I just let him fix it!! **ignition switch**
Sounds to me like he doesn't know jack about cars and probably just wants to get in your pants ( as all good MALE FRIENDS do ) but you're not receiving the message somehow

Your best bet is to just fix the car yourself and have sex with him, then you'll both be happy :
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:53 AM   #16
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Okay....so a guy friend offers to fix my car, should I stand there and do something like hold a flashlight or should I just go about my business as usual away from the car activities. Any guy with a "GOOD FEMALE FRIEND" have any advise?? I felt very awkward today for the first time around my best friend.
admit it u love him.
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:15 AM   #17
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:28 AM   #18
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I love this group... every guy thinks with his dick...lol.. ask him if he needs help from time to time and leave him alone... does sound a little like there may be something more then friends there;-) And if he doesn't know what he is doing then don't let him fuck with your car...
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:36 AM   #19
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:37 AM   #20
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I love this group... every guy thinks with his dick...lol.. ask him if he needs help from time to time and leave him alone... does sound a little like there may be something more then friends there;-) And if he doesn't know what he is doing then don't let him fuck with your car...
ALL guys think with their dicks. This is the only place honest about it

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does sound a little like there may be something more then friends there;-)
Haha, you think? How many people post threads on message boards asking how to behave while your friend is fixing your car..lol :winkwink
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:06 AM   #21
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Okay....so a guy friend offers to fix my car, should I stand there and do something like hold a flashlight
No, stand there and hold a Fleshlight !
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