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How to apply for a FHA loan

FHA Loan

New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove
satisfactory title to a parcel of propertybeing offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which
took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply
(actual letter):

"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract
of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must
point out that
you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it
will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (actual letter):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further
than the 194 years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country,
particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was
purchased, by the U.S., from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application.

For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from
France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of
Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had
been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella. The good queen, Isabella,
being pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the
Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition.

Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly
accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called
Louisiana.
God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back, to before the beginning of time, the world as
we know it AND the FHA. I hope the hell you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our
damn loan?"

The loan was approved.

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