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nazgul · 06-19-2003, 11:19 PM

Ok I am a little fucked up right now, but was the Transporter a real attempt at a movie, or was is a parody??? I swear to god it had every cheesy action moive cliche. It even had some super horrible special effects......

I just can't tell

Real or Parody??

GTS Mark · 06-19-2003, 11:20 PM

I liked it!

DH

nazgul · 06-19-2003, 11:22 PM

I am not saying it was bad, I am saying I laughed a lot though.... I couldn't tell if they ment to be funny or not....

Kinda Like how Starship Troopers was a parody and not many people knew it...

imJason · 06-19-2003, 11:24 PM

it was a good movie, but I waited all through it to see him redirect a misle with the silver platter, but It never happend,

I hate when mother fuckers show cool shit in previews and then take it out of the final movie, makes me feel cheated,

like in the XXX previews, he says I want my drink shaken and stured, but again it was not in the movie when it was released,

fucking hollywood,

UnseenWorld · 06-19-2003, 11:24 PM

I think it's a flat-out action thriller. That scene where he kicks down the door (and the guy who was about to open it) is one goddamned fucking classic movie moment. Moments like that don't happen every year.

SetTheWorldonFire · 06-19-2003, 11:24 PM

it was pretty good

SilverTab · 06-19-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by nazgul
I swear to god it had every cheesy action moive cliche.

Well we could say that about alot of new movies...

clubsexy · 06-19-2003, 11:33 PM

I was an shot at an action thriller.....

Bad Job

wargames · 06-19-2003, 11:33 PM

It sucked big time.

Backov · 06-19-2003, 11:50 PM

Awful fucking movie.

I wonder how much BMW paid for it.

Lensman · 06-20-2003, 12:27 AM

I watched it on my DVD Player on a Plane. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

KDizzla · 06-20-2003, 01:53 AM

good action terrible story line.

69pornlinks · 06-20-2003, 08:29 AM

the movie seemed like the game hitman2 for some reason,while watching the movie,i was like is this hitman2..movie was alright..

xxxpresstoys · 06-20-2003, 08:40 AM

It was a great movie !

eraman · 06-20-2003, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by KDizzla
good action terrible story line.

I agree 100%

AdultNex · 06-20-2003, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
the movie seemed like the game hitman2 for some reason,while watching the movie,i was like is this hitman2..movie was alright..

Yeah, that guy on the DVD cover looked like the guy from Hitman.

PhillipB · 06-20-2003, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

Yeah, that guy on the DVD cover looked like the guy from Hitman.

He's the guy from Snatch. I like it, whatever. Pretty bad ass driving scenes.

MrPopup · 06-20-2003, 09:17 AM

I thought it was a classic film of the martial arts genre.

Docile women. One guy taking on ten. Blowups and lots of chasing.

Yo Adrian · 06-20-2003, 09:39 AM

Great movie.

Doesn't matter if it was like all other action flicks....when you sat down to watch it you expected some action and you got it.

The car chases were incredible! Second only after Ronin.

The only part I found odd about The Transporter was the hip-hop in the soundtrack...it was odd, just out of place.

Mathius · 06-20-2003, 10:48 AM

dude that asian chick was fucking hot!!!
i don't care how bad the movie was... i'd watch it again just to stroke to that asian chick!

Eric · 06-20-2003, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by nazgul
I am not saying it was bad, I am saying I laughed a lot though.... I couldn't tell if they ment to be funny or not....

Kinda Like how Starship Troopers was a parody and not many people knew it...

Starship Troopers?

Wasn't that really Starcraft The Movie?

Steve · 06-20-2003, 10:57 AM

I kept me awake for 2 hours - for that I give it a thumbs up!

austinth · 06-20-2003, 11:10 AM

The Recruiter is pretty good too.

Steve · 06-20-2003, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by austinth
The Recruiter is pretty good too.

I'm allergic to Colin Farrel. I find that little shit repulsive - and Pacino plays every role the same in the last 10 years.

ldinternet · 06-20-2003, 11:13 AM

I bought the DVD yesterday, watched the first half... why the fuck did they give him an American accent?

Andy P · 06-20-2003, 11:26 AM

any movie you get to see 7-series bmw's and s-classes drive like that is a winner!. Only that 7er wasn't no 735, more like a supercharged 740 or 750.

And the door scene where fucking awesome, good stuff, lol.

I woulden't buy it but its definently worth renting!

Martin · 06-20-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Mathius
dude that asian chick was fucking hot!!!
i don't care how bad the movie was... i'd watch it again just to stroke to that asian chick!

You have a the for Asians eh

picindex · 06-20-2003, 11:38 AM

I like it

CrazyNakedChick · 06-20-2003, 11:48 AM

i dug it, the asian chick was hot.

chaffer · 06-20-2003, 11:50 AM

first 30 minutes were dope then it turned dumb

theWatsonian · 06-20-2003, 12:10 PM

It was worth watching. I didn't see it at the theater.

jchennav · 06-20-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
i dug it, the asian chick was hot.

She's probably the only actress who turned an appearance in Penthouse and a few softcore movies into mainstream success. Mind you, this is in Hong Kong, but this is still a remarkable accomplishment nonetheless.

JFK · 06-20-2003, 01:37 PM

I saw it, and tought it was one of the better action movies I have seen lately

Chris · 06-20-2003, 01:40 PM

stupid movie

xxxdesign-net · 06-20-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
i dug it, the asian chick was hot.

lagwagon · 06-20-2003, 02:55 PM

one of the worst movies that i have seen in a while. i started to just fast foward through the whole thing.

06-19-2003, 11:19 PM	#1
nazgul Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 227	Anyone Seen The Transporter?????? Ok I am a little fucked up right now, but was the Transporter a real attempt at a movie, or was is a parody??? I swear to god it had every cheesy action moive cliche. It even had some super horrible special effects...... I just can't tell Real or Parody??

06-19-2003, 11:24 PM	#4
imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	it was a good movie, but I waited all through it to see him redirect a misle with the silver platter, but It never happend, I hate when mother fuckers show cool shit in previews and then take it out of the final movie, makes me feel cheated, like in the XXX previews, he says I want my drink shaken and stured, but again it was not in the movie when it was released, fucking hollywood, __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

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UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	I think it's a flat-out action thriller. That scene where he kicks down the door (and the guy who was about to open it) is one goddamned fucking classic movie moment. Moments like that don't happen every year. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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06-19-2003, 11:33 PM	#9
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06-19-2003, 11:20 PM	#2
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I liked it! DH

06-19-2003, 11:22 PM	#3
nazgul Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 227	I am not saying it was bad, I am saying I laughed a lot though.... I couldn't tell if they ment to be funny or not.... Kinda Like how Starship Troopers was a parody and not many people knew it...

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clubsexy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 1,630	I was an shot at an action thriller..... Bad Job

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06-20-2003, 12:27 AM	#11
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	I watched it on my DVD Player on a Plane. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

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06-20-2003, 08:40 AM	#14
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06-20-2003, 09:39 AM	#19
Yo Adrian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,326	Great movie. Doesn't matter if it was like all other action flicks....when you sat down to watch it you expected some action and you got it. The car chases were incredible! Second only after Ronin. The only part I found odd about The Transporter was the hip-hop in the soundtrack...it was odd, just out of place. __________________ Adult SEO Partners - Full service Adult SEO Agency serving some of the biggest names in the industry.

06-20-2003, 10:48 AM	#20
Mathius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 263	dude that asian chick was fucking hot!!! i don't care how bad the movie was... i'd watch it again just to stroke to that asian chick!

06-20-2003, 10:57 AM	#22
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I kept me awake for 2 hours - for that I give it a thumbs up!

06-20-2003, 11:10 AM	#23
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06-20-2003, 11:13 AM	#25
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I bought the DVD yesterday, watched the first half... why the fuck did they give him an American accent?

06-20-2003, 11:26 AM	#26
Andy P Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Norway Posts: 132	any movie you get to see 7-series bmw's and s-classes drive like that is a winner!. Only that 7er wasn't no 735, more like a supercharged 740 or 750. And the door scene where fucking awesome, good stuff, lol. I woulden't buy it but its definently worth renting!

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06-20-2003, 01:40 PM	#34
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06-20-2003, 02:55 PM	#36
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