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imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:17 PM

ok here is the story,

yesterday I get a call from a guy I smoked weed with 2 years ago, he was a friend of some guy I hung with for like 2 weks,
so I dont know him well, hes like you still have your site?

and I was like, yah still doing well, then hes like do you sell ad space, and I was like yaw, and he was like ok, can I come over im very busy and cant get away will you be home around 6pm, I was like yah whenever dude, im always around,

now normally im pretty nice to people and I do business in my home from time to time, talk to sponsors and local people I sell design work to, nothing special, he also asked me if I still live with my mom and I was like, nah just me,

so red alert one was him wanting to come over in the evening, and red alert 2 was wanting to be alone with me,

then the fuck shows up with beer and a guy I dont know and says hi, I show him around and talk movies with him a bit adn he really knows movies well like me, so blablabla, he mentions his military friends and his travels to asia and so on, thats red alert three which I missed,

then I say ok, lets talk business and show him my, site and ask him what hes selling, Im expecting a porn site, cause hes a computer nerd and I though thats what hes into,

but no its blabblabla, I know a guy who will buy anything any price, and IM like what is it, hes like canadien credit aproval, and IM like well my traffic is american whats the point of that, and now im thinking why is this ass wasting my time with garbage,

then he starts his shit, now are you ready for this crap,

he wants me to invest 10 to 20K because he has 120K already in and hes maxed out and he neads to get some friends to top him off, to pay off a syrian diplomate, who will bring cash from iraq out the country, adn I will get a return or 200K in 2 weeks, and hes seen it because a canadien army guy verified it and has nothing to do with the american guy who stole the money,

and that the money has to move soon before the authorities find it, and well at this point I have fallen for nothing, I dont nead a qwick 200K, and I dont like scams and IM not a idiot, and im not desperate for money, and blablabla,

then Im like ok I wont say shit Ill just listen adn hell leave, but then its eats away at me and I start in on him, this is what I said,

hey man, I dont know if your scamming me, or you got scammed, but I dont nead this shit, and i dont beleive it andI wont be giving you any money, and I wont hard for my money and nothing is free in this world, adn then he goes on and on,

bottom line I told him, I dont want to cause any one trouble Ill keep this hush hush, sorry we could not do business, I bullshited him enogh to get him out the fucking door,

now I am fucking stressed out because I let this shit get close enogh to me to be in my house talking this shit to my face, Im so insulted,

and IM temped to call the cops and make a report, because I know hes gonna find a good honest person and steal there money,

but I dont want trouble and I dont want rocks through my window,

but fuck im stressed now,

and its taught me a lesson not to talk about my buisness, even though I ran my mouth years ago, I have people comming out the wood work on my ass today,

also, should I call the cops or let it slide and keep out of it and watch my own ass,

and fuck, who the fuck would give this asshole 10,000$,

ok, thats it I had to vent cause these guys stressed me out tonight,

thanks for reading,

comments please,

detoxed · 06-18-2003, 09:19 PM

thats fucked up.. he probably got scammed

Pipecrew · 06-18-2003, 09:20 PM

will he accept a money order? j/k

xxxdesign-net · 06-18-2003, 09:24 PM

I swear I saw somthing similar on "La Facture" I think!

MetaMan · 06-18-2003, 09:24 PM

fuckin summarize!

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
fuckin summarize!

a asshole came into my home and tryed to get 20K out of me for a deal to get iraqi money smugled out the country,

I invest 20K and get 200K back, thats the jist,

should I call the cops to report or let it slide and not make trouble for myself,

MetaMan · 06-18-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

a asshole came into my home and tryed to get 20K out of me for a deal to get iraqi money smugled out the country,

I invest 20K and get 200K back, thats the jist,

should I call the cops to report or let it slide and not make trouble for myself,

id buy some cocaine.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
thats fucked up.. he probably got scammed

you think, I dont think he has 120K to put into shit,

I think hes the scammer

chowda · 06-18-2003, 09:32 PM

dude.. he's pulling some nigerian scam...

how well u know him? he check the boards? if not, rat on his ass..

scams are bad. unless its back to a scammer, then its sweet revenge.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
dude.. he's pulling some nigerian scam...

how well u know him? he check the boards? if not, rat on his ass..

scams are bad. unless its back to a scammer, then its sweet revenge.

nah hes knows fuck all about porn and this board, which is why I vent here,

you really think I should rat him out to the police, then I got shit to deal with, and it may come back to bite me in the ass

I dont know what kinda people these are

psyko514 · 06-18-2003, 09:34 PM

sounds very similar to those email scams from random african countries.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
sounds very similar to those email scams from random african countries.

yah but it was different having some guy sit next to me and try to sell me on it, and not leave my fucking house,

fucking hard core, I should have seen the bullshit comming sooner

chowda · 06-18-2003, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

nah hes knows fuck all about porn and this board, which is why I vent here,

you really think I should rat him out to the police, then I got shit to deal with, and it may come back to bite me in the ass

I dont know what kinda people these are

Give it some time then rat him out... he must be looking for some other ppl.

But in any case, the police arent too quick about catching these people..... knowing them, they'll file a report, and eat krispy kreme donuts

by the time they start an investigation.. these guys might be long gone.

Maybe u should move into a condo with top notch security? hehehe

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by chowda

Give it some time then rat him out... he must be looking for some other ppl.

But in any case, the police arent too quick about catching these people..... knowing them, they'll file a report, and eat krispy kreme donuts

by the time they start an investigation.. these guys might be long gone.

Maybe u should move into a condo with top notch security? hehehe

ive been meaning to upgrade my security and spend a few bucks,

this week might be good for that,

right now, I have motion detectors and stardard alarm,

I want to reinforce my doors to stop smash and crab,

and I want the radio alarm and I want outdoor siren for more atention if they are legal,

oh and I want cameras too,

chowda · 06-18-2003, 09:46 PM

just move to a big condo on nuns island or downtown... u can bank it man..

or get a penthouse somewhere with private elevator.. now that is hot.

Theo · 06-18-2003, 09:48 PM

wtf, obviously he is the one behind the scam. Now going to the police won't help that much and you'll turn him against you. If you can deal with it, then it's np, but if you worry about having an idiot messing with you better move on.

chowda · 06-18-2003, 09:48 PM

wait, does this mean i cant come over anymore? lol

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
wtf, obviously he is the one behind the scam. Now going to the police won't help that much and you'll turn him against you. If you can deal with it, then it's np, but if you worry about having an idiot messing with you better move on.

yah I think your right, leave it be, and hel never contact me again,

and probably no point worying about a break in because im home all day and wh the fuck breaks in at night when the cops are all over,

my main worry now is I let this asshole in my house because I though he was a webmaster, based on the past,

totally missguided, now i have to worry about him telling his friends were to get a nice stero and tv in my area,

chowda · 06-18-2003, 09:52 PM

tell them to go to futureshop! hahaha

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
wait, does this mean i cant come over anymore? lol

I dont even know you, lol,

ofcourse that never stoped me in the past,

clubsexy · 06-18-2003, 09:57 PM

Run Jason, run away fast!

imJason · 06-18-2003, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by clubsexy
Run Jason, run away fast!

where should I go,

Sosa · 06-18-2003, 10:01 PM

Move to Nebraska, no one will ever find you!

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
Move to Nebraska, no one will ever find you!

if I move to nebraska, will I be safe?

Sosa · 06-18-2003, 10:11 PM

Hell ya, just watch out for the cowboys and indians during 1st of each month!

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
Hell ya, just watch out for the cowboys and indians during 1st of each month!

the indians will nead money from me to get the gold past the cowboys

Sosa · 06-18-2003, 10:19 PM

No they will just want money for some budweiser when they spend all their first of the month check on food and $500 cars

iroc409 · 06-18-2003, 10:21 PM

yeah, that's right, move to mccook. or better yet, if you like tornadoes destroying your house and town once every two years, go to beatrice. yep, that sounds like a plan. move to fucking nebraska.

well, on a brighter note it's pretty rare cops get shot here. and when they do it's a pretty big deal. but someone stole my front bike tire a while back. that sucked. people do like robbing banks here though. not sure why, they usually get caught.

iroc409 · 06-18-2003, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
No they will just want money for some budweiser when they spend all their first of the month check on food and $500 cars

know what's cool about where you live? you always know where the towns are.. just look for the tree clusters

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:25 PM

i think Ill stay here and just beed up security

Sosa · 06-18-2003, 10:26 PM

Don't make fun of me, I will send my wagon and buffalo after you.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
Don't make fun of me, I will send my wagon and buffalo after you.

lol

how did this thread get hijacked by cowboys and indians,

its suposed to be about me and iraqi, money

chowda · 06-18-2003, 10:29 PM

hmm i guess this iraqi money scheme is the new nigerian scam!

nice!

Ironhorse · 06-18-2003, 10:30 PM

Dude it's just the course of business, he made a proposal, you thought it was fishy and showed him the door.

Just like in Godfather 1, remember they turn down the offer of the turk..oh wait..he comes back with guns..

Just kidding, tell him you're broke, end of story.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Dude it's just the course of business, he made a proposal, you thought it was fishy and showed him the door.

Just like in Godfather 1, remember they turn down the offer of the turk..oh wait..he comes back with guns..

Just kidding, tell him you're broke, end of story.

yah your probably right, but he can tell I have money,

part of the problem I think

chowda · 06-18-2003, 10:40 PM

tell him u spent it all on the nigerian scams uve been getting in the email!

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
tell him u spent it all on the nigerian scams uve been getting in the email!

nice, im sorry I cant go in on the iraqi money, im waiting on my inheritance from africa

iroc409 · 06-18-2003, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
Don't make fun of me, I will send my wagon and buffalo after you.

too bad there aren't any buffaloes left, they ate them all at fort robinson.

goBigtime · 06-18-2003, 10:48 PM

Why wouldn't these syrian officials just confiscate some (or better yet ALL) of the money? I mean if they paid them & they (the syrian officials) knew the whats & whens of when to turn their heads... why wouldnt they just kill everyone and take the money?

Gman.357 · 06-18-2003, 10:49 PM

Why was there another guy with him? Did he actually say something, or was he just there to case the joint?

austinth · 06-18-2003, 10:52 PM

If the guy calls again, and if you can, I would record the conversation. I wouldn't rat him out but if he keeps bugging you I would seriously consider calling the cops and giving them a heads up.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
Why wouldn't these syrian officials just confiscate some (or better yet ALL) of the money? I mean if they paid them & they (the syrian officials) knew the whats & whens of when to turn their heads... why wouldnt they just kill everyone and take the money?

because hes a great guy and they did business in the past and he brings money in all the time

lol, I cant make this shit up

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Gman.357
Why was there another guy with him? Did he actually say something, or was he just there to case the joint?

i think he neaded a ride to my place, so its his budy,

who said, I would put in money in a second, but I dont have any

lol

grogan · 06-18-2003, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason

you think, I dont think he has 120K to put into shit,

I think hes the scammer

see, why would he say he has 120k into it? and just needs the 20 more? psshh. story is pretty laughable, but who knows he could get lucky for someone.

a fool and his money are soon parted. but most likely no one would buy some retarted iraqi money scheme thing

austinth · 06-18-2003, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gman.357
Why was there another guy with him? Did he actually say something, or was he just there to case the joint?

Good point! I'd get some cameras installed asap and invest in a dog that doesn't like strangers. My Dalmation is the sweetest dog once she knows you... but good luck getting near her if she doesn't know you and I'm not around.

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by grogan

see, why would he say he has 120k into it? and just needs the 20 more? psshh. story is pretty laughable, but who knows he could get lucky for someone.

a fool and his money are soon parted. but most likely no one would buy some retarted iraqi money scheme thing

I really feal sorry for his next victim,

hes just a ass, if he knew what he was doing, he would be in a suit and looking right and be like fucking me over time,

like taking meetings and impressing, then rip me,

but maybe his tactics work on some people

imJason · 06-18-2003, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by austinth

Good point! I'd get some cameras installed asap and invest in a dog that doesn't like strangers. My Dalmation is the sweetest dog once she knows you... but good luck getting near her if she doesn't know you and I'm not around.

yah im gonna call the security company tomorrow and beef shit up

Gman.357 · 06-18-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

I really feal sorry for his next victim,

hes just a ass, if he knew what he was doing, he would be in a suit and looking right and be like fucking me over time,

like taking meetings and impressing, then rip me,

but maybe his tactics work on some people

You think he does this professionally? I think he just got ripped off himself and is looking for a way out, or to pay off someone because he's now in some deep shit.

laura · 06-18-2003, 11:02 PM

tell him you found God

if he bugs you again tell him that you started going to church

everyone knows that those people give all their money to the church anyway

imJason · 06-18-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Gman.357

You think he does this professionally? I think he just got ripped off himself and is looking for a way out, or to pay off someone because he's now in some deep shit.

anything is posible

06-18-2003, 09:17 PM	#1
imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	Fucking Shit!!! ok here is the story, yesterday I get a call from a guy I smoked weed with 2 years ago, he was a friend of some guy I hung with for like 2 weks, so I dont know him well, hes like you still have your site? and I was like, yah still doing well, then hes like do you sell ad space, and I was like yaw, and he was like ok, can I come over im very busy and cant get away will you be home around 6pm, I was like yah whenever dude, im always around, now normally im pretty nice to people and I do business in my home from time to time, talk to sponsors and local people I sell design work to, nothing special, he also asked me if I still live with my mom and I was like, nah just me, so red alert one was him wanting to come over in the evening, and red alert 2 was wanting to be alone with me, then the fuck shows up with beer and a guy I dont know and says hi, I show him around and talk movies with him a bit adn he really knows movies well like me, so blablabla, he mentions his military friends and his travels to asia and so on, thats red alert three which I missed, then I say ok, lets talk business and show him my, site and ask him what hes selling, Im expecting a porn site, cause hes a computer nerd and I though thats what hes into, but no its blabblabla, I know a guy who will buy anything any price, and IM like what is it, hes like canadien credit aproval, and IM like well my traffic is american whats the point of that, and now im thinking why is this ass wasting my time with garbage, then he starts his shit, now are you ready for this crap, he wants me to invest 10 to 20K because he has 120K already in and hes maxed out and he neads to get some friends to top him off, to pay off a syrian diplomate, who will bring cash from iraq out the country, adn I will get a return or 200K in 2 weeks, and hes seen it because a canadien army guy verified it and has nothing to do with the american guy who stole the money, and that the money has to move soon before the authorities find it, and well at this point I have fallen for nothing, I dont nead a qwick 200K, and I dont like scams and IM not a idiot, and im not desperate for money, and blablabla, then Im like ok I wont say shit Ill just listen adn hell leave, but then its eats away at me and I start in on him, this is what I said, hey man, I dont know if your scamming me, or you got scammed, but I dont nead this shit, and i dont beleive it andI wont be giving you any money, and I wont hard for my money and nothing is free in this world, adn then he goes on and on, bottom line I told him, I dont want to cause any one trouble Ill keep this hush hush, sorry we could not do business, I bullshited him enogh to get him out the fucking door, now I am fucking stressed out because I let this shit get close enogh to me to be in my house talking this shit to my face, Im so insulted, and IM temped to call the cops and make a report, because I know hes gonna find a good honest person and steal there money, but I dont want trouble and I dont want rocks through my window, but fuck im stressed now, and its taught me a lesson not to talk about my buisness, even though I ran my mouth years ago, I have people comming out the wood work on my ass today, also, should I call the cops or let it slide and keep out of it and watch my own ass, and fuck, who the fuck would give this asshole 10,000$, ok, thats it I had to vent cause these guys stressed me out tonight, thanks for reading, comments please, __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

06-18-2003, 09:32 PM	#9
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	dude.. he's pulling some nigerian scam... how well u know him? he check the boards? if not, rat on his ass.. scams are bad. unless its back to a scammer, then its sweet revenge. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

06-18-2003, 09:34 PM	#11
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	sounds very similar to those email scams from random african countries. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

06-18-2003, 09:46 PM	#15
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	just move to a big condo on nuns island or downtown... u can bank it man.. or get a penthouse somewhere with private elevator.. now that is hot. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

06-18-2003, 09:48 PM	#17
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	wait, does this mean i cant come over anymore? lol __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

06-18-2003, 09:19 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	thats fucked up.. he probably got scammed

06-18-2003, 09:20 PM	#3
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	will he accept a money order? j/k

06-18-2003, 09:24 PM	#4
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	I swear I saw somthing similar on "La Facture" I think!

06-18-2003, 09:24 PM	#5
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	fuckin summarize!

06-18-2003, 09:48 PM	#16
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	wtf, obviously he is the one behind the scam. Now going to the police won't help that much and you'll turn him against you. If you can deal with it, then it's np, but if you worry about having an idiot messing with you better move on.

06-18-2003, 09:52 PM	#19
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	tell them to go to futureshop! hahaha __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

06-18-2003, 09:57 PM	#21
clubsexy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 1,630	Run Jason, run away fast!

06-18-2003, 10:01 PM	#23
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Move to Nebraska, no one will ever find you!

06-18-2003, 10:11 PM	#25
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Hell ya, just watch out for the cowboys and indians during 1st of each month!

06-18-2003, 10:19 PM	#27
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	No they will just want money for some budweiser when they spend all their first of the month check on food and $500 cars

06-18-2003, 10:21 PM	#28
iroc409 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: midwest side, yo Posts: 4,728	yeah, that's right, move to mccook. or better yet, if you like tornadoes destroying your house and town once every two years, go to beatrice. yep, that sounds like a plan. move to fucking nebraska. well, on a brighter note it's pretty rare cops get shot here. and when they do it's a pretty big deal. but someone stole my front bike tire a while back. that sucked. people do like robbing banks here though. not sure why, they usually get caught. __________________ <a href="http://www.iroc409.com/"><img src="http://www.iroc409.com/adv/120x60.gif" border=0></a> icq: 1 7 6 4 2 0 9 6 0 Gallery templates for ONLY $25! w00t!

06-18-2003, 10:25 PM	#30
imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	i think Ill stay here and just beed up security __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

06-18-2003, 10:26 PM	#31
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Don't make fun of me, I will send my wagon and buffalo after you.

06-18-2003, 10:29 PM	#33
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	hmm i guess this iraqi money scheme is the new nigerian scam! nice! __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

06-18-2003, 10:30 PM	#34
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Dude it's just the course of business, he made a proposal, you thought it was fishy and showed him the door. Just like in Godfather 1, remember they turn down the offer of the turk..oh wait..he comes back with guns.. Just kidding, tell him you're broke, end of story. __________________ [email protected]

06-18-2003, 10:40 PM	#36
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	tell him u spent it all on the nigerian scams uve been getting in the email! __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

06-18-2003, 10:48 PM	#39
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Why wouldn't these syrian officials just confiscate some (or better yet ALL) of the money? I mean if they paid them & they (the syrian officials) knew the whats & whens of when to turn their heads... why wouldnt they just kill everyone and take the money?

06-18-2003, 10:49 PM	#40
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	Why was there another guy with him? Did he actually say something, or was he just there to case the joint? __________________ Ouch.

06-18-2003, 10:52 PM	#41
austinth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fantasy Island Posts: 1,770	If the guy calls again, and if you can, I would record the conversation. I wouldn't rat him out but if he keeps bugging you I would seriously consider calling the cops and giving them a heads up. __________________ Get A $25 Circuit City GIFT Card - *FREE*!

06-18-2003, 11:02 PM	#49
laura Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Digital Nomad, but based in New England Posts: 945	tell him you found God if he bugs you again tell him that you started going to church everyone knows that those people give all their money to the church anyway