What do men expect from their women? - GoFuckYourself.com

LeeNoga · 06-13-2003, 06:10 AM

Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?

ADL Colin · 06-13-2003, 06:11 AM

I have to live up to my own expectations which is higher than Amanda's are for me. ;-)

AM Jeff · 06-13-2003, 06:18 AM

I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.

Johny Traffic · 06-13-2003, 06:21 AM

I dont even live up to my own expectations

LeeNoga · 06-13-2003, 06:21 AM

Jeff, there are some wonderful robotic implanted real life blow up dolls as options? :-)

You listed what she can do for you, what can you do for her?

Gutterboy · 06-13-2003, 06:24 AM

Any woman can live up to my expectations. They are simple: Fuck my brains out for a few months until it gets old, then don't bother me anymore.

How hard is that?

You'd be surprised at the number of women who can't follow those two simple steps.

Dumb bitches.

AM Jeff · 06-13-2003, 06:28 AM

lol Lee.

Probably my best option too...lol

Rich J. · 06-13-2003, 06:30 AM

Blowjobs... yeah, just blowjobs.

LeeNoga · 06-13-2003, 06:33 AM

LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off?

Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.

The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.

Lee shakes her head.

evilpurple · 06-13-2003, 06:41 AM

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Originally posted by AM Jeff
I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.

Hah. Mine does all that... (Well except for the beer part, since I don't drink beer) And she's 9 years younger than me. On the downside, I'll probably die of a heart attack before I reach 40 thanks to her appetite for sex...

michel · 06-13-2003, 06:41 AM

I expect a woman to be herself, and vice versa.

DarkJedi · 06-13-2003, 06:41 AM

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ADL Colin · 06-13-2003, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Johny Traffic
I dont even live up to my own expectations

Your expectations are too high.

Lykos · 06-13-2003, 06:45 AM

i always tought that there must be bouth side understanding if u want your relationship to be good,i am not expecting anything except sex for start

AM Jeff · 06-13-2003, 06:46 AM

lol Lee.
I dunno..never tried a blow up doll.
Them things look too funny to me..lol

I do get orders for them thru my plugin toy store.
Kinda makes you wonder wtf these people look like thou.

sherie · 06-13-2003, 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off?

Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.

The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.

Lee shakes her head.

EEK!! That is the first time I ever heard of that one!!

LeeNoga · 06-13-2003, 06:50 AM

Sherie, you have no idea how many free sites are up that let surfers share self masterbating stories, tips, tricks and techniques.

There is not doubt men, are genitalia obsessed.

If it were not for the possibility of growing a beard, I would love some of this testoterone.

Our genitalia just does not lend itself to boinking watermelons, or fucking couch cushions...*sigh*

:-)

sherie · 06-13-2003, 07:46 AM

Wow!! I need some links, I need to check this shit out!! I knew they were obsessed with their genitals, but trying to think of different ways to fuck, that is classic!!

LadyMischief · 06-13-2003, 07:48 AM

We do the whole together thing.. it includes the good and the bad.. we just try to make each other happy but expectations can't be unreasonable or even the most perfect mate will get frustrated and just give up. It doesn't have to be men, women are just as bad or worse in some cases.

PicturesContent · 06-13-2003, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?

No women's expectations any more!
Had too much of it, got divorced and went into adult biz.
As for now: my way or the highway. That's it...

TheFLY · 06-13-2003, 08:05 AM

purity.

rocki · 06-13-2003, 08:23 AM

I wonder how many guys has read this thread and is now banging their couch (if they haven't banged it already)

sherie · 06-13-2003, 08:28 AM

LOL Rocki, you know they are looking for something to bang!

4Pics · 06-13-2003, 08:49 AM

I would think most guys expect to get sex?

Sassyass · 06-13-2003, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
i just want Bang Bnag Bang !

NO SUN
NO MOON

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Pleasurepays · 06-13-2003, 08:55 AM

she should be able to fly.

LeeNoga · 06-13-2003, 08:58 AM

Thanks for thinking of me, I love that pic, don't ya just hate that about me!

Fletch XXX · 06-13-2003, 08:59 AM

All i ecpect from my girl, is smiles and good times, the rest we can make do with as it comes.

Pleasurepays · 06-13-2003, 09:00 AM

everyone loves an outspoken lesbian woman in porn who announces she wants to be a catholic nun and stay in porn.

why not just go join the rebel fighting in Liberia or something?... it would be a much smoother ride.

Beastiepoo · 06-13-2003, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by AM Jeff
I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.

Why do you want your underwear and socks IRONED??

Raven · 06-13-2003, 09:01 AM

My expectations are negotiable and fluid as are my husband's.

Good question, Lee.

sherie · 06-13-2003, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Beastiepoo

Why do you want your underwear and socks IRONED??

I would do it for him, however, the catch is, he must be wearing them at the time

LeeNoga · 06-13-2003, 09:15 AM

Forest why do I bother you so much?

mule · 06-13-2003, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Forest why do I bother you so much?

Men who are insecure about their manhood find lesbians threatening.

Machete_ · 06-13-2003, 09:27 AM

1 - dont lie
2 - dont cheat on me
3 - dont expect me to guess everything you think
4 - do that, and I will walk throug hell with you - forever

stocktrader23 · 06-13-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

Men who are insecure about their manhood find lesbians threatening.

I'm not threatened by lesbians in the least.

Pleasurepays · 06-13-2003, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Forest why do I bother you so much?

why are you spending so much time on the boards that you say are worthless and have no value?

now that you want to promote your new pet projects -- they seem to have some value?

Carrie · 06-13-2003, 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
1 - dont lie
2 - dont cheat on me
3 - dont expect me to guess everything you think
4 - do that, and I will walk throug hell with you - forever

That's it? And you can't find a woman who can live up to that?
Damn.
Move to someplace in "flyover" country for a little while - lots of good girls out there - and then go back to whatever plastic surgery hell you're currently living in with her by your side.

thane · 06-18-2003, 03:19 PM

honesty fidelity a need for sex at least three times a day

Jakke PNG · 06-18-2003, 03:21 PM

rimjobs and honesty.

BlackCrayon · 06-18-2003, 03:23 PM

its never good to get into something with expectations, everyone is different and will bring different things into the relationship or whatever it is. i have needs that i would hope my girl could fill, all i expect is love, understanding, open mindedness ability to carry on a good conversation be honest and like sex.

Mr Pheer · 06-18-2003, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?

You are a man AND a woman. You already know these answers.

Ironhorse · 06-18-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga

Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.

The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.

Hmm .. I have to try that sometime

darnit · 06-18-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
rimjobs and honesty.

<IMX> · 06-18-2003, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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That really needed the link.

06-13-2003, 06:10 AM	#1
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AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.

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Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Any woman can live up to my expectations. They are simple: Fuck my brains out for a few months until it gets old, then don't bother me anymore. How hard is that? You'd be surprised at the number of women who can't follow those two simple steps. Dumb bitches.

06-13-2003, 06:28 AM	#7
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	lol Lee. Probably my best option too...lol

06-13-2003, 06:33 AM	#9
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off? Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate. The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions. Lee shakes her head.

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michel TheHun's Yellow Pages! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,420	I expect a woman to be herself, and vice versa.

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06-13-2003, 06:46 AM	#15
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	lol Lee. I dunno..never tried a blow up doll. Them things look too funny to me..lol I do get orders for them thru my plugin toy store. Kinda makes you wonder wtf these people look like thou.

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LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Sherie, you have no idea how many free sites are up that let surfers share self masterbating stories, tips, tricks and techniques. There is not doubt men, are genitalia obsessed. If it were not for the possibility of growing a beard, I would love some of this testoterone. Our genitalia just does not lend itself to boinking watermelons, or fucking couch cushions...sigh :-)

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	We do the whole together thing.. it includes the good and the bad.. we just try to make each other happy but expectations can't be unreasonable or even the most perfect mate will get frustrated and just give up. It doesn't have to be men, women are just as bad or worse in some cases. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	everyone loves an outspoken lesbian woman in porn who announces she wants to be a catholic nun and stay in porn. why not just go join the rebel fighting in Liberia or something?... it would be a much smoother ride.

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Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	My expectations are negotiable and fluid as are my husband's. Good question, Lee. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	its never good to get into something with expectations, everyone is different and will bring different things into the relationship or whatever it is. i have needs that i would hope my girl could fill, all i expect is love, understanding, open mindedness ability to carry on a good conversation be honest and like sex. Last edited by BlackCrayon; 06-18-2003 at 03:26 PM..