What would you do if you had $2500... - GoFuckYourself.com

PicturesContent · 06-18-2003, 04:27 AM

... and HAD to make it $6000.00 in a month or so?

Kenneth K · 06-18-2003, 04:29 AM

start working or take a chance on the casino ;)

Amputate Your Head · 06-18-2003, 04:30 AM

pull out the Platinum card...

Zayne E. · 06-18-2003, 04:30 AM

With the $2500 I would pay some of my bills then for the rest of the money I would keep designing...I NEED $6,000 EVERY MONTH. A wife and 4 kids ain't cheap...the kids are reasonable...it's the wife that is pricey

Mr.Fiction · 06-18-2003, 04:31 AM

Buy some magic beans.

Gutterboy · 06-18-2003, 04:37 AM

spend $500 on an untracable handgun and shoot whoever I owed the $6000 to.

Amputate Your Head · 06-18-2003, 04:37 AM

Wanna tell you a story...

About the house-man blues....

I come home one Friday
Had to tell the landlady I'da lost my job
She said that don't confront me
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent
And out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady
I said you let me slide?
I'll have the rent for you in a month
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said you got the rent money yet?
I said no, can't find no job
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job
Said I seen you today you was standin' on a corner
Leaning up against a post
I said but I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day
She said that don't confront me
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent
And out the door I went

So I go down the streets
Down to my good friend's house
I said look man I'm outdoors you know
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?
He said let me go and ask my wife
He come out of the house
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said I don't know man ah she kinda funny, you know
I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny too
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said yeah? I said oh yeah
And then she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said look man, come down here, he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said look man, come down here
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said look man, come down here, he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said look man, a-what time is it?
He said the clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

funkmaster · 06-18-2003, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PicturesContent
... and HAD to make it $6000.00 in a month or so?

... I´d buy buy a good laser scanner/printer device for $2400 and start from there ...

<IMX> · 06-18-2003, 04:46 AM

I'd give $1,000 to IMX consulting.
Then I would tell you how you can turn:

$500 into 10k overnight or your money back.

Roald · 06-18-2003, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zayne E.
With the $2500 I would pay some of my bills then for the rest of the money I would keep designing...I NEED $6,000 EVERY MONTH. A wife and 4 kids ain't cheap...the kids are reasonable...it's the wife that is pricey

Lol indeed

PicturesContent · 06-18-2003, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
$500 into 10k overnight or your money back.

Ha!

Tell me about it

Reak · 06-18-2003, 05:02 AM

i have 2500$ whats so special ?

PicturesContent · 06-18-2003, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
i have 2500$ whats so special ?

Nothing.
Just need an investment advice

Reak · 06-18-2003, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PicturesContent

Nothing.
Just need an investment advice

ok

PicturesContent · 06-18-2003, 06:53 AM

* BUMP *

EscortBiz · 06-18-2003, 06:58 AM

geta RealDoll and rent her out

rowan · 06-18-2003, 07:36 AM

I won $36 on a bet on 30 lines on a 2c machine (a 60c bet)

Just do that a few hundred times and you'll be right.

(The machine ran out of coins when I collected... that's GOOD right, since that means it's been paying out more than has been put in?

)

Jeffery · 06-18-2003, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kenneth K
start working or take a chance on the casino ;)

I like this idea. Put it all on once craps roll,

if you loose, go home
If you win, put $1000 on one craps roll, if win success!
If you loose, put $2000 on one craps roll, if win success!
If you loose, repeat the process

Statiscally, your odds are only about 4.5 to 1. Not bad, considering the chance of making over 100% payback on an investment in 30 days.

KRL · 06-18-2003, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
geta RealDoll and rent her out

Silly thought probably, but that might be a nice add-on for your HLE site.

HotLocalDolls.com

Maybe start a chain of cheap motels and the dolls come with the room.

FlyingIguana · 06-18-2003, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
geta RealDoll and rent her out

is that what you do when all your escorts are taken?

liquidmoe · 06-18-2003, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Silly thought probably, but that might be a nice add-on for your HLE site.

HotLocalDolls.com

Maybe start a chain of cheap motels and the dolls come with the room.

I'd hit it... gladly

EscortBiz · 06-18-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Silly thought probably, but that might be a nice add-on for your HLE site.

HotLocalDolls.com

Maybe start a chain of cheap motels and the dolls come with the room.

LMAO one day someone will do

EscortBiz · 06-18-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

is that what you do when all your escorts are taken?

No I only have dolls when they are all taken I send the cheap blowup ones if those are all gone too then I send a 60 year old woman

06-18-2003, 04:27 AM	#1
PicturesContent Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: You guess lol Posts: 286	What would you do if you had $2500... ... and HAD to make it $6000.00 in a month or so?

06-18-2003, 04:29 AM	#2
Kenneth K Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 123Content.com, Denmark Posts: 459	start working or take a chance on the casino ;) __________________ 123 Content - Formerly known as 1st Content \| ICQ: 128732055

06-18-2003, 04:30 AM	#3
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	pull out the Platinum card... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-18-2003, 04:37 AM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Wanna tell you a story... About the house-man blues.... I come home one Friday Had to tell the landlady I'da lost my job She said that don't confront me Long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent And out the door I went So I goes to the landlady I said you let me slide? I'll have the rent for you in a month Next I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me But for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy I come home one particular evening The landlady said you got the rent money yet? I said no, can't find no job Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job Said I seen you today you was standin' on a corner Leaning up against a post I said but I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day She said that don't confront me Long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent And out the door I went So I go down the streets Down to my good friend's house I said look man I'm outdoors you know Can I stay with you maybe a couple days? He said let me go and ask my wife He come out of the house I could see it in his face I know that was no He said I don't know man ah she kinda funny, you know I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny too So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said yeah? I said oh yeah And then she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent She ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said look man, come down here, he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said look man, come down here So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said look man, come down here, he got down there So what you want this time? I said look man, a-what time is it? He said the clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-18-2003, 04:46 AM	#9
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06-18-2003, 04:30 AM	#4
Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	With the $2500 I would pay some of my bills then for the rest of the money I would keep designing...I NEED $6,000 EVERY MONTH. A wife and 4 kids ain't cheap...the kids are reasonable...it's the wife that is pricey

06-18-2003, 04:31 AM	#5
Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Buy some magic beans.

06-18-2003, 04:37 AM	#6
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	spend $500 on an untracable handgun and shoot whoever I owed the $6000 to.

06-18-2003, 05:02 AM	#12
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	i have 2500$ whats so special ?

06-18-2003, 06:53 AM	#15
PicturesContent Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: You guess lol Posts: 286	* BUMP *

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06-18-2003, 07:36 AM	#17
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I won $36 on a bet on 30 lines on a 2c machine (a 60c bet) Just do that a few hundred times and you'll be right. (The machine ran out of coins when I collected... that's GOOD right, since that means it's been paying out more than has been put in? )