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Martin 06-17-2003 08:00 PM

Yes.

foreverjason 06-17-2003 08:00 PM

FFing or friendship fucking is the way to go for me right now :)

Relationships hurt.:(

Kimmykim 06-17-2003 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp


So I can kill two birds with one stone, I'll just go out and buy the bike and ride over.

Oh Lord, you best talk to Gary and find out just what he has to do to get to stay on that couch ;)

There are several states that recognize common law marriage in the US, on varying rationale. In some backwards Southern states, portraying yourself as husband and wife is enough (or used to be) to constitute common law... in others its time together, etc.

It's only messy at the breakup point...

Digipimp 06-17-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Oh Lord, you best talk to Gary and find out just what he has to do to get to stay on that couch ;)

There are several states that recognize common law marriage in the US, on varying rationale. In some backwards Southern states, portraying yourself as husband and wife is enough (or used to be) to constitute common law... in others its time together, etc.

It's only messy at the breakup point...

As long as it isn't me staying home cooking while you go out and ride my bike, then I don't think we have a problem.:winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


so walking the earth alone, and living in the same house and bed with someone are the same thing!!

ding ding!!

see, but you look at it from a standpoint of "being with" someone.... I don't. That's the way teenagers look at relationships. Unless you're married or widowed... you're single. Doesn't matter who you happen to be with.

Look at it this way... if you got a girlfriend, and you go out of town somewhere. You hook up with someone and get freaky... doesn't matter if your girlfriend gets pissed off and leaves, there's no divorce to go through because you're single. How you feel about your relationship doesn't change the reality of it.

Single: (as pertaining to relationship)
n.

a. An unmarried person.
b. singles Unmarried persons considered as a group: a bar for singles.

Webster.

quiet 06-17-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
anyway.... yeah, there's a few states that recognize common law.... but only after several years, and still... unless you're tied legally by that piece of paper, you're single. "Common law commited relationship" is not an option on your taxes.

Regardless... if you wanna look at having a girlfriend as not being single, great.... whatever works for ya. I can tell ya though, married and/or divorced people have a different outlook... married is not-single, anything else is single. :)

there is no argument here.

extremely simple definitions. single for you = not married.

i think that def. is very different for most people.

simple. :glugglug

BlackCrayon 06-17-2003 08:06 PM

i am single, as in no girl, not married.

theking 06-17-2003 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


there is no argument here.

extremely simple definitions. single for you = not married.

i think that def. is very different for most people.

simple. :glugglug

Not in the USA.

Gutterboy 06-17-2003 08:08 PM

Single

Lets all thank amp for turning an otherwise interesting thread into puerile semantic nitpicking.

quiet 06-17-2003 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


see, but you look at it from a standpoint of "being with" someone.... I don't. That's the way teenagers look at relationships. Unless you're married or widowed... you're single. Doesn't matter who you happen to be with.

Look at it this way... if you got a girlfriend, and you go out of town somewhere. You hook up with someone and get freaky... doesn't matter if your girlfriend gets pissed off and leaves, there's no divorce to go through because you're single. How you feel about your relationship doesn't change the reality of it.

Single: (as pertaining to relationship)
n.

a. An unmarried person.
b. singles Unmarried persons considered as a group: a bar for singles.

Webster.

it must be the king? or drew kole? ;)

single is single. if you thing anything except married is single congrats. it's call semantics.

:glugglug

quiet 06-17-2003 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Not in the USA.
LOL

BlackCrayon 06-17-2003 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


it must be the king? or drew kole? ;)

single is single. if you thing anything except married is single congrats. it's call semantics.

:glugglug

i think younger ppl might consider single to mean no girlfriend, since ppl don't get married so much anymore. i don't really plan to get married but i do hope to have a long term loving relationship, in which i will not consider myself single.

quiet 06-17-2003 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
Single

Lets all thank amp for turning an otherwise interesting thread into puerile semantic nitpicking.

cheers to that.

:glugglug

theking 06-17-2003 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


it must be the king? or drew kole? ;)

single is single. if you thing anything except married is single congrats. it's call semantics.

:glugglug

It is actually a Canadian not understanding that "single" in the USA has a different meaning than the one that you are attempting to apply.

Kimmykim 06-17-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp


As long as it isn't me staying home cooking while you go out and ride my bike, then I don't think we have a problem.:winkwink:

Lol I LOVE to cook. I'm just a domestic retard when it comes to the rest of that stuff like cleaning and laundry.

LadyMischief 06-17-2003 08:13 PM

Married and looking to pimp him out.. any takers? And no Gary, you don't get free samples.. Pay up you cheapskate, the local bullies can suffer for a day :P

quiet 06-17-2003 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


It is actually a Canadian not understanding that "single" in the USA has a different meaning than the one that you are attempting to apply.

you are a 45-50 year old recluse. i don't take you as the authority on 'single' definitions. you hate all women, hate pornography, yet make it your 'hobby'.

lol you are the biggest joke since pathfinder. ;)

i avoided most of your arguments till now now. i will simply laugh and have fun with your pathfinder rants from now on.

cheers pathfinder.

cheers theking

HEARTBREAKER 06-17-2003 08:20 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by quiet
besides me?

the Gary thing is just a failed attempt at grasping something that was never there...
[/QUOTEw

well, i am!!!!!!!!!!!!:Kissmy

Honeyslut 06-17-2003 08:20 PM

I don't think theking really hates women. He just has to live with alot of pain and does not feel that a women should have to deal with his situation.

theking 06-17-2003 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


you are a 45-50 year old recluse. i don't take you as the authority on 'single' definitions. you hate all women, hate pornography, yet make it your 'hobby'.

lol you are the biggest joke since pathfinder. ;)

i avoided most of your arguments till now now. i will simply laugh and have fun with your pathfinder rants from now on.

cheers patherfinder

Damn...I am wounded to my inner most soul. By the way post some more phony stats...to impress the fools...cheers.

TheGoldenChild 06-17-2003 08:22 PM

I am currently single.

tonight-


tomorrow who knows?

theking 06-17-2003 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
I don't think theking really hates women. He just has to live with alot of pain and does not feel that a women should have to deal with his situation.
You are right...but that is not unusual. :Graucho

quiet 06-17-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
I don't think theking really hates women. He just has to live with alot of pain and does not feel that a women should have to deal with his situation.
he did call women whores. i can find the quote if i must.

anyway,

i like your posts... cheers

:glugglug

quiet 06-17-2003 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Damn...I am wounded to my inner most soul. By the way post some more phony stats...to impress the fools...cheers.

weak.

and boring. all hail america pathfinder. i mean the king. i mean pathfinder.

lol

Gutterboy 06-17-2003 08:26 PM

http://www.radtecrubberall.com/speedbump.jpg

theking 06-17-2003 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


he did call women whores. i can find the quote if i must.

anyway,

i like your posts... cheers

:glugglug

Wrong...and it is not unusual for you to be wrong. I have rightfully called those that do hardcore content "whores"...which definition also includes men.

quiet 06-17-2003 08:27 PM

sooo slow at responding...

quiet 06-17-2003 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Wrong...and it is not unusual for you to be wrong. I have rightfully called those that do hardcore content "whores".

do you think my connections with adult.com have been unfruitful? lol. i have money. you have (some) time. hehe.

theking 06-17-2003 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


do you think my connections with adult.com have been unfruitful? lol. i have money. you have (some) time. hehe.

I see...but do you have a point?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-17-2003 08:32 PM

If I may suggest a few theropists might I choose one of the following??

Asia Carrara?
Brittney Skye?
Violet?

I seek only the truth and a Margarita. Relinqish the truth of what I am missing. I wish to know.

aeon 06-17-2003 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
single is single. if you thing anything except married is single congrats. it's call semantics.
semantics are for chomsky and other linguists who fail to realize linguistic differences aren't the definitive factor in validity.

you haven't said "I do" in a legally recognized fashion...whether it be marriage or common law, then you have a way out with no financial/arbitrary obligation.

to get "semantics" out of the way...
X is single = (df) If X is neither financially nor obligated to Y in any fashion according to accepted legal standards, then X is single.

Being single is a grand thing...

best of luck -
aeon

quiet 06-17-2003 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


I see...but do you have a point?

sure. you are a speed bump. someone who pretended to be his son.

what can be more pathetic than that? cheating, stealing, lying about anything else - could never be as terrible and pathetic as pretending to be your own son. lying through your teeth. over and over.

maybe i'm wrong. no?

Digipimp 06-17-2003 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Lol I LOVE to cook. I'm just a domestic retard when it comes to the rest of that stuff like cleaning and laundry.

Sounds like we can work something out, we'll get us a big trailer, you can cook up the maccaroni and cheese and i'll hang the clothes out on the clothesline and then we can kick back and watch wrestling and nascar while you play with my balls.

KRL 06-17-2003 08:36 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kimmykim


Me! :)))))))


Me Too! :))))))

theking 06-17-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


sure. you are a speed bump. someone who pretended to be his son.

what can be more pathetic than that? cheating, stealing, lying about anything else - could never be as terrible and pathetic as pretending to be your own son. lying through your teeth. over and over.

maybe i'm wrong. no?

Whose son have I pretended to be...pray tell...certainly not PF's son if that is who you are referring to. Could it be you that lies through his teeth over and over...hmm...I recall something about a Concorde?

quiet 06-17-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Lol I LOVE to cook. I'm just a domestic retard when it comes to the rest of that stuff like cleaning and laundry.

i just want to take care of the kids and let kk handle all the business stuff. dead serious.

Jay_StandAhead 06-17-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Lol I LOVE to cook. I'm just a domestic retard when it comes to the rest of that stuff like cleaning and laundry.

Works for me :)

LadyMischief 06-17-2003 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp


Sounds like we can work something out, we'll get us a big trailer, you can cook up the maccaroni and cheese and i'll hang the clothes out on the clothesline and then we can kick back and watch wrestling and nascar while you play with my balls.

Hhahahahahahhahaha this made me damn near piss myself.. I can see this happening, just before the butcher knife lops em off ... heh. Kimmy's too high class for mac and cheese anyways :P

quiet 06-17-2003 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Whose son have I pretended to be...pray tell...certainly not PF's son if that is who you are referring to. Could it be you that lies through his teeth over and over...hmm...I recall something about a Concorde?

and? that's all you have? you've apparently lied through you teeth on who you really are.

i don't have pics of the concorde, so i've left it at that. but i will send someone on a fucking concorde flight anytime. someone i know and trust, i'll shoot them the money for a concorde flight no fucking around.

you on the other hand are a sad old man, who has said you hate porn, yet are only hear as a hobby. you are obviously a sick old man. and that's cool.

will you match my offer?

it's okay. i know you can't possibly..

Fletch XXX 06-17-2003 08:45 PM

listening to Embrace Today sipping my brew working on shit.

cheers.

:glugglug


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