There are some sick fuckers out there (if you get sick easily dont read) - GoFuckYourself.com

tony286 · 06-17-2003, 04:40 PM

My wife just got this I almost threw up reading it.

Dear Mandy,

my name is xxxx and I want to offer you something:

Would you like to sit on my face and crap comfortably into my mouth, while I
am petting your pussy with one hand gently in order to make you getting an
orgasm during shitting into my mouth?
Of course I will swallow everything that comes out of your divine butt
directly into my undeserving mouth.

If this would be too exhausting for you, you can optionally lie on your back
on the bed while I am on my knees in front of the bed and put your legs
carefully over my shoulders and serve your anus with my mouth until you can
realx yourself totally.

I am well off and would pay whatever you charge.
Would $ 3.000,- for one time be o.k.?

I live in Switzerland and would fly to you (we could meet in a hotel if you
do not want to have me in your house) every month in order to repeat this.

But it is very important for me, that your anus AND your soul enjoy being
worshipped by my mouth, my lipps and my tounge.

I do not want you to do anything just because of money.
I would consider the money more as a present for my wonderful and beautiful
goddess.

I am 32years old, quite good looking, very nice and healthy (I can bring a
medical certificate).

In true love,

Jakke PNG · 06-17-2003, 04:42 PM

It was a private fucking mail! Who gave you permission to post my messages to your wife on a public board?

I like to eat shit and then die a bit later.

tony286 · 06-17-2003, 04:43 PM

lol cant you get really sick from doing that?

Libertine · 06-17-2003, 04:43 PM

Well, she has a nice ass, but that is going a bit far

Gary · 06-17-2003, 04:44 PM

I never pay more than 2K

rhino · 06-17-2003, 04:46 PM

Oops, did I send that. I didnt think it would get on GFY.

Thats pretty sick bro. A T-shirt needs to be made out of it and walk through South Coast Plaza in LA.
funny shit

Tipsy · 06-17-2003, 04:47 PM

I feel hungry now. Time for some chocolate fudge cake with caramel sauce!

stocktrader23 · 06-17-2003, 04:49 PM

You can do it!

Shit in his fucking mouth for 3k a month!

Joke: Waterboy.

michaelw · 06-17-2003, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I never pay more than 2K

this guy is fucking hilarious

sexyclicks · 06-17-2003, 04:50 PM

3K??? - I will shit on his face for $20

06-17-2003, 04:40 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	There are some sick fuckers out there (if you get sick easily dont read) My wife just got this I almost threw up reading it. Dear Mandy, my name is xxxx and I want to offer you something: Would you like to sit on my face and crap comfortably into my mouth, while I am petting your pussy with one hand gently in order to make you getting an orgasm during shitting into my mouth? Of course I will swallow everything that comes out of your divine butt directly into my undeserving mouth. If this would be too exhausting for you, you can optionally lie on your back on the bed while I am on my knees in front of the bed and put your legs carefully over my shoulders and serve your anus with my mouth until you can realx yourself totally. I am well off and would pay whatever you charge. Would $ 3.000,- for one time be o.k.? I live in Switzerland and would fly to you (we could meet in a hotel if you do not want to have me in your house) every month in order to repeat this. But it is very important for me, that your anus AND your soul enjoy being worshipped by my mouth, my lipps and my tounge. I do not want you to do anything just because of money. I would consider the money more as a present for my wonderful and beautiful goddess. I am 32years old, quite good looking, very nice and healthy (I can bring a medical certificate). In true love,

06-17-2003, 04:42 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	It was a private fucking mail! Who gave you permission to post my messages to your wife on a public board? I like to eat shit and then die a bit later. __________________ ..and I'm off.

06-17-2003, 04:43 PM	#4
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Well, she has a nice ass, but that is going a bit far __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

06-17-2003, 04:44 PM	#5
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I never pay more than 2K __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

06-17-2003, 04:47 PM	#7
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	I feel hungry now. Time for some chocolate fudge cake with caramel sauce! __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

06-17-2003, 04:46 PM	#6
rhino Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LA, CA Posts: 18	Oops, did I send that. I didnt think it would get on GFY. Thats pretty sick bro. A T-shirt needs to be made out of it and walk through South Coast Plaza in LA. funny shit

06-17-2003, 04:49 PM	#8
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	You can do it! Shit in his fucking mouth for 3k a month! Joke: Waterboy. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

06-17-2003, 04:50 PM	#10
sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	3K??? - I will shit on his face for $20