I can't believe girls that shave your head isn't on that list --

more turn ons?

a chick that knows how to be a woman.
licking my balls
accessories- Belly Chains, Toe Rings, lingerie, stcokings
and a chick that smells nice and can cook any Italian meal.

stockings?

UGH, I'll stick with toting my e-penis around in that case.

Hey, just for the record - I included YOU when I said Crazy chicks :winkwink:

LOL

hahahaha you'll never attract a guy like Mordecai without having stockings on :-))

Just dont try and make me put on stockings ok ;)

And what in the hell happened to the dreads?

What if only ONE of these describes me so I still have a chance???


--Sweet "Too Tall" T


:Graucho

The deal is simple:

Any hot chick that's crazy, gives luscious blowjobs, swallows, and knows when to shut the fuck up - does not HAVE TO wear stockings :winkwink:

I'm working on the dreads for you

LOL

Amber is here right now J $tyle$

another great underwear show- butter face......ooooofah

I gotta work on that shut up thing I bet ;)

LOL lookig at it your right... wtf? :mad:

He he i am sure i am being a bit exagerative myself.. :1orglaugh

You know that I love you, darlin!

... and I know that some things are impossible!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good, then I wont have to remind YOU of that in a year or so ;)

turn ons-pretty feet, dirty talk,handjobs,no hands blowjobs,deepthroating. Turnoffs-any bodyhair,stretchmarks,scars

Ons:

1) nice tits
2) nice ass
3) nylons, fishnets, etc
4) high heels
5) nice working orifaces

Offs:

1) bad tits
2) bad ass
3) no dirty talk
4) no style
5) poorly working or maintained orifaces

Looks like I am out...HAHAHAHAHAHAH

So...your perfect woman would be a RealDoll, huh?

Fucking spot on!!!

Turn Offs:
1) reading threads like this turn me off guys in the biggest way making me want to KILL KILL KILL :ak47: (the question is cool, but some of the answers are just insanely moronic)
2) clean freaks who are compelled to constantly remove all traces of humanity (sweat, hair, flaws) from themselves and others
3) guys who think focusing with tunnel vision on a woman's orgasm makes them a great lover
4) girls with long nails -- keep those shards of acrylic away from me bitches!
5) guys who think that prolonging intercourse and not cumming for a long long time makes them some kind of stud -- my pussy gets dry just thinking about it.

Turn Ons:
1) sucking cock . . . hard cock cock cock
2) talking dirty as though someone needs to be coerced into doing something really naughty
3) licking and petting *around* my panties . . . fucking with panties pulled to the side
4) little natural titties
5) big natural jugs

And it would really turn me on to smother some of you fucks with my mounds of stretch marks and bury your face in my HAIRY PUSSY. Yes. I would like that A LOT. I am growing my pit hair out again just for you. :thumbsup

Looking at You
Getting Closer to you
Smelling You
Touching You

But the best part is ...

Getting Slapped by you

damn that even sounded HOT hehe


after reading everones posts i would like to add to my list...

turn ons....

Pulling the panites to the side... (can't believe i forgot that one)

Turn offs...

MINUTE MAN (I really can't believe i forgot this one!)

KB... that was a scary night for ya! Never seen you so white before!! LOL

SweetT... whats up handsome! I hope to hang with you this time around at internext... we haven't spent much QT with each other over the past few shows....
:glugglug :glugglug

Poppy i still luv ya... why don't you wear the heels and i'll wear the flat shoes.... :Graucho

LOL Let me guess ;-)

T need to talk to you about limo bus man will call you today

Rocki-

You saw me in Jamaica I am always that WHITE!

I was NEVER SO SCARED though...I still don't know what was more scary AG biting me or Oda's scabs in Bruce's bed.

RIP MADD RUSSIAN

Hey Rockster!! I thought I remember 20 year olds on your list somewhere???? ;)

I know, I know....we really need to spend some QT together....Gary is trying hard to get me involved in your Phoenix shin-dig and I am considering it....but we will see :)

Let's definitely plan to hang out in Hollywood!!!


--T

Maybe I will start building these things myself....besides Sweet Entertainment, I have about 3 other people wanting one...maybe I can start making some money on these things :)


--T

HEY HEY... it's 21 year olds... :Graucho and they go back and forth on my list of 'turn ons' and 'turn offs'... right now they are on the 'turn off' list :thumbsup

that get together gary wants you apart of is going to rock for sure...

see you down here soon!:thumbsup

turn ons a girl that never says not now a girl addicted to my cum a girl that will let me eat her for as long as i want to [days]

Turn ons:

Sluts
40+ chick
natural bush
intelligence
eyeglasses

turn offs:

stupidity
arrogance
ugly eyes
arrogance
moustache
unwiped ass
arrogance
disregard for my well being.

Turn ons

1. Must be hot! Pretty face and nice legs are a must
2. confidence or quiteness :P
3. Not afraid to dig into the toy box
4. multiple orgasms
5. smooth tight skin



Turn offs

1. ugly feet
2. hairy or smelly
3. stupid chicks
4. a girl that walks funny
5. sluts... well certain kinds :)

i gota add a another turn off... a man that nags you to bring another girl into the relationship...