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PattyeCake* · 06-15-2003, 03:28 PM

Dravyk,

Headless is gonna get you.... that pic is just WRONG! lmao!!

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 03:31 PM

Working for peanuts and reaching for small change.

Dravyk · 06-15-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters
Working for peanuts and reaching for small change.

Wooo! Nice one, blackmasters!!

PC, does ya think?

amph · 06-15-2003, 03:42 PM

Omg blackmonsters! did you ever make a single sale with that site you have in the sig?

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by amph
Omg blackmonsters! did you ever make a single sale with that site you have in the sig?

That's the funny thing; it converts my interracial traffic faster than blacksonblondes. Maybe It's just a simple competition thing where everybody and his mom is selling BOB so why does the surfer need to sign up on my site. They will see another 500 ads for it if the keep clicking.

If you have interracial traffic you should really try it. Surfers can't jackoff all day long so they need other stuff too.

What I don't get are the "balloon" sites and smoking sites; but people are buying it. Go figure.

Mr.Fiction · 06-15-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters
Working for peanuts and reaching for small change.

Man, you need a bigger signature. Don't be so subtle.

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction

Man, you need a bigger signature. Don't be so subtle.

Yeah, the black background makes it look bigger than I had expected. But WTF, I can change it later.

sltr · 06-15-2003, 04:42 PM

it would look cooler with a transparent background

neewwman · 06-15-2003, 04:55 PM

About that sig -- you might want to click on the bottom of your screen where it says "GFY Rules"

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 05:07 PM

I fixed the sig so show some gratitude and click my link.

andrew1009 · 06-15-2003, 05:14 PM

"Everybody knows that cartoons sale. Exclusive cartoons sale more"

TheEbonyFelony · 06-15-2003, 05:16 PM

thats too funny

TheEbonyFelony · 06-15-2003, 05:17 PM

wtf??

PimpRoll · 06-15-2003, 05:17 PM

i knew something was up when i saw that elephant roaming around the show floor

Moose · 06-15-2003, 05:23 PM

Dravyk were you next after the elephant?

PS..no im not dead..still need to talk to you ;-)

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 05:27 PM

I've had a slow year selling porn; been focusing on cgi scripts; but here is a comparison between toons and another sponsor.

Keep in mind that the other sponsor has 80 sites with exit console credit and $35 a sign up.

Same traffic and same time period

interracialtoons: (it aint that great but look at the other shit)
2003-01-24 03:03:22 2003-02-01 00:08:21 $14.99
2003-01-29 10:37:15 2003-01-29 17:14:38 $14.99
2003-02-10 17:30:43 2003-02-10 21:31:01 $14.99
2003-02-11 12:35:13 2003-02-11 17:15:27 $3.99
2003-02-21 20:56:27 2003-02-22 00:57:09 $3.99
2003-02-23 14:13:42 2003-02-24 04:20:48 $3.99
2003-02-28 14:44:21 2003-02-28 19:50:41 $14.99
2003-02-28 21:13:42 2003-02-28 21:13:42 $3.99
2003-03-11 06:25:19 2003-03-19 00:30:40 $14.99
2003-03-12 06:45:48 2003-03-12 13:09:03 $14.99
2003-03-13 16:46:46 2003-03-13 22:41:47 $14.99
2003-03-18 12:51:21 2003-03-18 16:56:21 $14.99
2003-03-30 18:19:05 2003-03-30 22:21:21 $14.99
2003-04-10 08:05:30 $14.99 bounced check
2003-04-11 08:02:24 2003-04-11 08:02:24 $14.99
2003-04-17 14:09:32 2003-04-17 14:09:32 $14.99
2003-04-27 10:48:37 2003-04-27 19:28:08 $14.99
2003-05-04 19:49:13 2003-05-05 08:07:34 $14.99
2003-05-05 19:38:01 2003-05-06 06:21:13 $14.99
2003-05-07 19:00:15 2003-05-08 18:36:08 $14.99
2003-05-11 08:38:02 2003-05-11 08:38:02 $14.99
2003-05-15 19:15:54 2003-05-15 23:21:57 $14.99
2003-05-20 04:32:11 2003-05-20 04:32:13 $14.99
2003-05-31 03:41:44 2003-05-31 19:14:16 $14.99
2003-06-01 03:47:39 2003-06-01 20:18:29 $14.99
2003-06-05 06:43:41 2003-06-05 11:49:13 $14.99
2003-06-10 09:00:52 2003-06-10 09:00:54 $14.99
2003-06-14 19:36:08 2003-06-14 19:36:08 $14.99
2003-06-14 23:16:53 2003-06-15 07:01:01 $14.99

------ compare to 80 sites with exit console -------

ARS Paysite Commission Report - Level I - 01-01-2003 00:00:00 to 06-15-2003 23:59:59
Raw Unique Join Hits P.I.S Sales Conversion Revenue
19153 19002 2300 20 5 1:3800 $170.00

People buy stupid shit, so why not sell it?

Dravyk · 06-15-2003, 05:55 PM

Moose, why you think I posted Headless's pic? LOL

Gonna have to start the old Fuck Off Moose club again.

dropped9 · 06-15-2003, 05:56 PM

I see you finally learned how to open photoshop Drav..

Thanks for the laugh.. Was defintily needed!!

BTW

More to come....

Did anyone see nuclei?

Anthony_A · 06-15-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk
Moose, why you think I posted Headless's pic? LOL

Gonna have to start the old Fuck Off Moose club again.

That is my club, you have no rights to it. Remember, I get 25 cents for every use of "Fuck Off Moose" TM.

dropped9 · 06-15-2003, 06:52 PM

FUck off MOOSE! HAHA

Dravyk · 06-15-2003, 07:03 PM

Fuck Off Moose!

... Anything to make Ant 50 cents.

Headless you want more, son? Be sure you can take what you dish out, radioboy.

dropped9 · 06-15-2003, 09:01 PM

Son? Son? Who still says "Son"? That's like so 2 years ago Dravyk..

j3ff · 06-15-2003, 09:02 PM

Dravyk · 06-16-2003, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Son? Son? Who still says "Son"? That's like so 2 years ago Dravyk..

That's the best you can do? Eh, no wonder it feels like shooting fish in a barrel.

So tell us more about why you always carry peanuts in your pockets at conventions!

nuclei · 06-16-2003, 11:26 AM

nuclei · 06-16-2003, 03:19 PM

oh come on headless. I know you can beat that pic. :P

jaYMan · 06-16-2003, 04:23 PM

Fuck off Moose, I'm fearless.

;////

dropped9 · 06-16-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by nuclei
oh come on headless. I know you can beat that pic. :P

What pic? The elephant pic? PAWLEASE!!!!!!!! I already beat it with Drav's new look...

wargames · 06-16-2003, 09:55 PM

that is some funny shit

D-Money · 06-16-2003, 11:38 PM

SykkBoy · 06-17-2003, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk

that's not a webmaster....that's just Headless....

06-15-2003, 03:28 PM	#1
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06-15-2003, 05:23 PM	#16
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06-15-2003, 05:27 PM	#17
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,645	I've had a slow year selling porn; been focusing on cgi scripts; but here is a comparison between toons and another sponsor. Keep in mind that the other sponsor has 80 sites with exit console credit and $35 a sign up. Same traffic and same time period interracialtoons: (it aint that great but look at the other shit) 2003-01-24 03:03:22 2003-02-01 00:08:21 $14.99 2003-01-29 10:37:15 2003-01-29 17:14:38 $14.99 2003-02-10 17:30:43 2003-02-10 21:31:01 $14.99 2003-02-11 12:35:13 2003-02-11 17:15:27 $3.99 2003-02-21 20:56:27 2003-02-22 00:57:09 $3.99 2003-02-23 14:13:42 2003-02-24 04:20:48 $3.99 2003-02-28 14:44:21 2003-02-28 19:50:41 $14.99 2003-02-28 21:13:42 2003-02-28 21:13:42 $3.99 2003-03-11 06:25:19 2003-03-19 00:30:40 $14.99 2003-03-12 06:45:48 2003-03-12 13:09:03 $14.99 2003-03-13 16:46:46 2003-03-13 22:41:47 $14.99 2003-03-18 12:51:21 2003-03-18 16:56:21 $14.99 2003-03-30 18:19:05 2003-03-30 22:21:21 $14.99 2003-04-10 08:05:30 $14.99 bounced check 2003-04-11 08:02:24 2003-04-11 08:02:24 $14.99 2003-04-17 14:09:32 2003-04-17 14:09:32 $14.99 2003-04-27 10:48:37 2003-04-27 19:28:08 $14.99 2003-05-04 19:49:13 2003-05-05 08:07:34 $14.99 2003-05-05 19:38:01 2003-05-06 06:21:13 $14.99 2003-05-07 19:00:15 2003-05-08 18:36:08 $14.99 2003-05-11 08:38:02 2003-05-11 08:38:02 $14.99 2003-05-15 19:15:54 2003-05-15 23:21:57 $14.99 2003-05-20 04:32:11 2003-05-20 04:32:13 $14.99 2003-05-31 03:41:44 2003-05-31 19:14:16 $14.99 2003-06-01 03:47:39 2003-06-01 20:18:29 $14.99 2003-06-05 06:43:41 2003-06-05 11:49:13 $14.99 2003-06-10 09:00:52 2003-06-10 09:00:54 $14.99 2003-06-14 19:36:08 2003-06-14 19:36:08 $14.99 2003-06-14 23:16:53 2003-06-15 07:01:01 $14.99 ------ compare to 80 sites with exit console ------- ARS Paysite Commission Report - Level I - 01-01-2003 00:00:00 to 06-15-2003 23:59:59 Raw Unique Join Hits P.I.S Sales Conversion Revenue 19153 19002 2300 20 5 1:3800 $170.00 People buy stupid shit, so why not sell it? __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

06-15-2003, 05:55 PM	#18
Dravyk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Yo, Philly! Posts: 1,202	Moose, why you think I posted Headless's pic? LOL Gonna have to start the old Fuck Off Moose club again. __________________ All Of 'Em

06-15-2003, 05:56 PM	#19
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	I see you finally learned how to open photoshop Drav.. Thanks for the laugh.. Was defintily needed!! BTW More to come.... Did anyone see nuclei?

06-15-2003, 06:52 PM	#21
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	FUck off MOOSE! HAHA

06-15-2003, 07:03 PM	#22
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06-15-2003, 09:01 PM	#23
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Son? Son? Who still says "Son"? That's like so 2 years ago Dravyk..

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06-16-2003, 04:23 PM	#28
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