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candyflip · 06-15-2003, 07:27 AM

Simple question. What did you do before you got into this business?

I used to buy and hang the rock memorabilia that you see in any Hard Rock Cafe. They sent me around the world, and paid me at the same time. I was just a kid at the time, but someone took a liking to me and hooked me up. I got to spend $200,000 of someone elses money just so I could meet my favorite band. The perks and my budget were amazing! But all good things come to an end. Thankfully though, this biz got in the way. Busting butt for myself is much more rewarding.

jollyperv · 06-15-2003, 07:40 AM

I worked at a skate shop and sat around all day. Man, I miss that....wait, I still sit around all day, never mind.

SPIKE326 · 06-15-2003, 08:49 AM

I wiped down printer presses, inhaling all the varsol........................oh yea..........................where am I?

GrimShawn · 06-15-2003, 08:49 AM

Jerked off to porn

madps · 06-15-2003, 08:50 AM

USMC Infantry

tony286 · 06-15-2003, 08:52 AM

Was a salesmen for 10 yrs

foe · 06-15-2003, 09:19 AM

mainstream programing

Gutterboy · 06-15-2003, 09:23 AM

sysadmin

Dax · 06-15-2003, 09:28 AM

i was a priest....

Peter Romero · 06-15-2003, 09:40 AM

Actor/Model, personal fitness trainer, Stripper, bodyguard.

gothweb · 06-15-2003, 09:42 AM

I started this partway through Uni. I guess it is my first real full-time job, since the rest were summer things and so forth.

SGS · 06-15-2003, 09:45 AM

I used to chew corn for gummy parrots.

quiet · 06-15-2003, 09:45 AM

university. worked in a genetics lab.

Marcus · 06-15-2003, 09:46 AM

waiter, sales, customer service, programmer, dog walker (loved that one)

AdultNex · 06-15-2003, 09:46 AM

Mainstream web design

andrew1009 · 06-15-2003, 09:46 AM

I've been starting my own businesses since I was 12. I've never had another job in my life!

austinth · 06-15-2003, 09:48 AM

Army, Coastguard, Electrical/Carpentry for the town ( that one was a nice cushy job! )

mule · 06-15-2003, 09:54 AM

In chronological order:
Fireman
Army
Deserter
Asylum-seeker
Stage Manager
Sound Engineer
Goldsmith
Welder
Teacher
Network Engineer/troubleshooter
Mainstream
Porn
I think I missed out a few along the way

Gunni · 06-15-2003, 09:55 AM

Bartender, Bouncer, Fisherman, Construction Worker etc....

Gary · 06-15-2003, 09:56 AM

pilot
doctor
lawyer
prison for a few years
porn

06-15-2003, 10:35 AM

Waitress, barman..Mom...nurses aid.. R.N. now and webmetriss.

Chris · 06-15-2003, 10:37 AM

a moocher

mule · 06-15-2003, 10:38 AM

theking:

soldier
speedbump
pathfinder
pathfinder's son
CNN copy-and-paste jocky

stevecore · 06-15-2003, 10:39 AM

worked for AOL, Ringling Bros, CNN & Sprint International.

lamrobertson · 06-15-2003, 10:44 AM

Accountant lol

footsex · 06-15-2003, 10:53 AM

Home Depot Manager

wargames · 06-15-2003, 11:03 AM

Sold hobby toys

PowerCum · 06-15-2003, 11:13 AM

I worked for the X Files as the UFO pilot.
After that the CIA got me into their offices to develope a mass destruction weapons, so I showed them how to use the TV to fool the masses.
After the CIA, the English goverment hired me as agent 008 because James Bond was getting old.
After all that, I had the enought expetience to work as B.A. Barrakus at the A Team

Also worked as a jedi, but that is a secret, so you do not have to read this line (delete this from your mind).
Now all say that I have a penis face and women love when I lick their pussies.

Of course... I'm uglly with small dick and small balls, so all people love me a lot

06-15-2003, 07:27 AM	#1
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Before Porn Simple question. What did you do before you got into this business? I used to buy and hang the rock memorabilia that you see in any Hard Rock Cafe. They sent me around the world, and paid me at the same time. I was just a kid at the time, but someone took a liking to me and hooked me up. I got to spend $200,000 of someone elses money just so I could meet my favorite band. The perks and my budget were amazing! But all good things come to an end. Thankfully though, this biz got in the way. Busting butt for myself is much more rewarding. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

06-15-2003, 09:40 AM	#10
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06-15-2003, 09:42 AM	#11
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	I started this partway through Uni. I guess it is my first real full-time job, since the rest were summer things and so forth. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

06-15-2003, 09:45 AM	#12
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06-15-2003, 09:48 AM	#17
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06-15-2003, 07:40 AM	#2
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	I worked at a skate shop and sat around all day. Man, I miss that....wait, I still sit around all day, never mind.

06-15-2003, 08:49 AM	#3
SPIKE326 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 257	I wiped down printer presses, inhaling all the varsol........................oh yea..........................where am I?

06-15-2003, 08:49 AM	#4
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06-15-2003, 08:50 AM	#5
madps Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 339	USMC Infantry

06-15-2003, 08:52 AM	#6
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06-15-2003, 09:19 AM	#7
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	mainstream programing

06-15-2003, 09:23 AM	#8
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	sysadmin

06-15-2003, 09:28 AM	#9
Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	i was a priest....

06-15-2003, 09:45 AM	#13
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	university. worked in a genetics lab.

06-15-2003, 09:46 AM	#14
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	waiter, sales, customer service, programmer, dog walker (loved that one)

06-15-2003, 09:46 AM	#15
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Mainstream web design

06-15-2003, 09:46 AM	#16
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06-15-2003, 09:54 AM	#18
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	In chronological order: Fireman Army Deserter Asylum-seeker Stage Manager Sound Engineer Goldsmith Welder Teacher Network Engineer/troubleshooter Mainstream Porn I think I missed out a few along the way __________________ Converting like a mofo

06-15-2003, 09:55 AM	#19
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06-15-2003, 09:56 AM	#20
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06-15-2003, 10:35 AM	#21
Angelonfire Guest Posts: n/a	Waitress, barman..Mom...nurses aid.. R.N. now and webmetriss.

06-15-2003, 10:37 AM	#22
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06-15-2003, 10:38 AM	#23
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06-15-2003, 10:39 AM	#24
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	worked for AOL, Ringling Bros, CNN & Sprint International.

06-15-2003, 10:44 AM	#25
lamrobertson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 475	Accountant lol

06-15-2003, 10:53 AM	#26
footsex Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NY Posts: 803	Home Depot Manager

06-15-2003, 11:03 AM	#27
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06-15-2003, 11:13 AM	#28
PowerCum CjOverkill Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woldwide Posts: 1,328	I worked for the X Files as the UFO pilot. After that the CIA got me into their offices to develope a mass destruction weapons, so I showed them how to use the TV to fool the masses. After the CIA, the English goverment hired me as agent 008 because James Bond was getting old. After all that, I had the enought expetience to work as B.A. Barrakus at the A Team Also worked as a jedi, but that is a secret, so you do not have to read this line (delete this from your mind). Now all say that I have a penis face and women love when I lick their pussies. Of course... I'm uglly with small dick and small balls, so all people love me a lot __________________ CjOverkill Traffic Trading Script Free, secure and fast traffic trading script. Get your copy now