You've got a lot to learn.

One time I was out at some NY club for New Years, and was having a great time with a few close friends of mine. We had been dancing with these really hot chicks all night and buying them drinks and what not to keep the mood festive...and naturally to try to score at the end of the night...in typical New Years fashion

While we're dancing the chick I'm with pulls me closer and takes my cock out on the dance floor and starts jerking me off. Naturally I start to look around to see if anyone spots this. However, the club is dark and no one seems to notice...so I try to keep dancing to the beat as she jerks me off. At the end of the song she puts my dick back in my pants and asks me if I want to take off and fuck...

At that point I'm hard as hell, and basically looking for my buddies to get the fuck out of the spot. When I get to them, she is like she and her girl will do a lesbo show and fuck all of us for $300.

Now...half of me is like fuck! I wanted to feel special...and the other half was like fuck yeah!

So, then...

Are you tired of reading this fucking bullshit? I'm tired of writing it.

PLEASE tell us you didn't pass up an opportunity like that for only
$300.00.

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lol

Yes.
And yes.

NO WAY would i fuck a hooker *hides* :1orglaugh

A 50 year old hooker came up to me in my mustang, I contemplated it.....hehe naw that's just sick.

Exactly!
"Why would you pay for a hooker? You're a good looking guy!" I get asked. And that's why. I don't like going out and bullshitting some chick into fucking me thinking she's going to get a boyfriend out of the deal. Avoiding her, hurting feelings and all that is a drag and makes me feel like shit. It's better to just have a nice honest fuck with a hooker sometimes.

You're catching on.

50 bitches!

never-as bill maher says"I don't want to fuck anyone that doesn't want to fuck me"

sure have, my theory is you pay for it one way or another,either with money or emotional bondage. i gigaloed a bitch when i lived in california

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