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Juicy D. Links · 06-14-2003, 10:33 PM

THE ETERNAL GUIDO IN ME

I cannot begin to tell you how it made me feel when I learned of this site. Being from Fargo North Dakota is not the easiest place to grow up as a Guido.

People always laughed at the clothes I wore growing up and made fun of my Hairstyles. I wore Z
Cavarricci's and Travel foxes as other people in school were wearing dirty overalls. My hair was spiked and long and had highlights.
I finally got fed up with the harassment so I joined a gym in my hometown. I Worked out twice a day and took my Joe Weider
amino acids and protein shakes regularly. It was not long before my body was diesel, chiseled out of stone.
I started tanning and was the darkest Italian in town and people would look at me now and mutter things like "Look how hot this guy is". I
received nothing but compliments and had every girls in town knocking on my door. Things were amazing and being a Guido finally seemed
like the thing I always wanted to be.

The next stage in my life came as I got a job as a bouncer at the local bar. I now had three tattoos, one on each arm with thunder on my left and
lightning on my right written on them and one on my back that says DIESEL. I was pretty confident that nobody was going to say
anything now and I finally feel like a true Guido. Then last week I was told by a friend of your website and I could not believe my eyes.
Every girl was smoking and the guys were so buff and toned. (Not as buff as me though). I could not believe this place
Temps was for real, I had to be imagining it. I finally checked around and spoke to a cousin of mine in Clifton, NJ who actually went to this party club.
He knew my excitement was overwhelming so he invited me to come stay for the week over Labor
Day. This is possibly the most excited I have ever been in my life. I cannot wait to walk into temps and rip my shirt off to show the most ripped
six-pack you will ever see. Then I am going to spin my way onto the dance floor and tear it up with my
dance I taught myself called the Fargo shuffle. I cannot wait to hang with all my fellow Guido's and hopefully will be
hanging with all of you guys. Thanks for making me finally do something with my life, KEEP ON PARTYING and THERE ARE NO EXCUSES!

Eternal Guido

foe · 06-14-2003, 10:37 PM

foe · 06-14-2003, 10:38 PM

juilcy do you live in brooklyn?

galleryseek · 06-14-2003, 10:40 PM

"Thanks for making me finally do something with my life"

your materialistically shallow life revolving around physical appearences, encouraging masturbation, exploiting girls who maxed out their parent's credit cards, and talking about your cock all the time.

fuckin a

Dveron · 06-14-2003, 10:40 PM

Too Long

Post some more GFY webmasters with cock pictures

FTVGirls · 06-14-2003, 10:40 PM

dirtyone · 06-14-2003, 10:41 PM

so what about the dirty south... I think you need a redneck guido to represent you down here.

Indeed · 06-14-2003, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
Too Long

Post some more GFY webmasters with cock pictures

agreed

06-14-2003, 10:33 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Eternal Guido THE ETERNAL GUIDO IN ME I cannot begin to tell you how it made me feel when I learned of this site. Being from Fargo North Dakota is not the easiest place to grow up as a Guido. People always laughed at the clothes I wore growing up and made fun of my Hairstyles. I wore Z Cavarricci's and Travel foxes as other people in school were wearing dirty overalls. My hair was spiked and long and had highlights. I finally got fed up with the harassment so I joined a gym in my hometown. I Worked out twice a day and took my Joe Weider amino acids and protein shakes regularly. It was not long before my body was diesel, chiseled out of stone. I started tanning and was the darkest Italian in town and people would look at me now and mutter things like "Look how hot this guy is". I received nothing but compliments and had every girls in town knocking on my door. Things were amazing and being a Guido finally seemed like the thing I always wanted to be. The next stage in my life came as I got a job as a bouncer at the local bar. I now had three tattoos, one on each arm with thunder on my left and lightning on my right written on them and one on my back that says DIESEL. I was pretty confident that nobody was going to say anything now and I finally feel like a true Guido. Then last week I was told by a friend of your website and I could not believe my eyes. Every girl was smoking and the guys were so buff and toned. (Not as buff as me though). I could not believe this place Temps was for real, I had to be imagining it. I finally checked around and spoke to a cousin of mine in Clifton, NJ who actually went to this party club. He knew my excitement was overwhelming so he invited me to come stay for the week over Labor Day. This is possibly the most excited I have ever been in my life. I cannot wait to walk into temps and rip my shirt off to show the most ripped six-pack you will ever see. Then I am going to spin my way onto the dance floor and tear it up with my dance I taught myself called the Fargo shuffle. I cannot wait to hang with all my fellow Guido's and hopefully will be hanging with all of you guys. Thanks for making me finally do something with my life, KEEP ON PARTYING and THERE ARE NO EXCUSES! Eternal Guido

06-14-2003, 10:40 PM	#6
FTVGirls So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phoenix AZ Posts: 1,052	wtf

06-14-2003, 10:37 PM	#2
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246

06-14-2003, 10:38 PM	#3
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	juilcy do you live in brooklyn?

06-14-2003, 10:40 PM	#4
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	"Thanks for making me finally do something with my life" your materialistically shallow life revolving around physical appearences, encouraging masturbation, exploiting girls who maxed out their parent's credit cards, and talking about your cock all the time. fuckin a

06-14-2003, 10:40 PM	#5
Dveron Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,794	Too Long Post some more GFY webmasters with cock pictures

06-14-2003, 10:41 PM	#7
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	so what about the dirty south... I think you need a redneck guido to represent you down here.