Sit right back and hear a tale . . .


Ahh shut up you know the words to.

"fistfucked, what a c*nt, I hope she fucking dies, surrounded by flies, whore better realize, assfucking ain't no stunt"
"Forced To Fuck A Corpse" - Warpigs From Hell (yes, one of my early bands ;-)))

"Stalking, walking the streets tonight, I'm on my way to kill again. Hundred dollar bill in my fist, looking for a little bo beep type to top my deathlist"
"Deathlist" - The CorpsePhuckers (yes, another of my early bands ;-)))

"Dance with the dead in my dreams, listen to their hallowed screams, the dead have taken my soul, temptation, lost all control"
"DeadSkin Mask" - Slayer

"Fuck it all and fucking no regrets, never happy endings on these dark sets"
"Damage, Inc." - Metallica

"...he's dead!"
"Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix" - Stormtroopers Of Death (ok, so that's the whole song too)

"21, only son, but he served us well. Bred to kill, not to care, just do as we say"
"Disposable Heros" - Metallica

"Your feet, they smell, you never take a bath"
"Sick Of You" - GWAR

"Beneath a sky of maggots I walked, until those maggots began to fall"
"Maggots" - GWAR

here is a catchy one:

"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny"

I woke the same, as any other day
except a voice was in my head.
It said seize the day, pull the trigger,
drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads...

-SG

'Give me liberty or give me death
give me freedmon to my very last breath' - agnostic front

I wish I could go
so far away
Where time moves too slow, day after day
I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by.
I have a sensation where lazyness
Procrastination is what I do best
I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by.
Where has my ambition gone
I haven't seen it for so long
Am I a burden to someone?
I am so tired of everything
All my desire is vanishing.

"Hey Joe, where you goin with that gun in your hand?"

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I was chowin' down and somthing tasted weird
ran to the mirror, saw blood on my beard

The Mentors - On The Rag

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USE ME WHEN YOU WANT TO COME
I'VE BLED JUST TO HAVE YOUR TOUCH
WHEN I'M IN YOU I WANT TO DIE
USER FRIENDLY FUCKING DOPESTAR OBSCENE
WILL YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE HIGH
YOU'D NEVER DIE JUST FOR ME
SHE SAYS,
"I'M NOT IN LOVE, BUT I'M GONNA FUCK YOU
'TIL SOMEBODY BETTER COMES ALONG."

USE ME LIKE I WAS A WHORE
RELATIONSHIPS ARE SUCH A BORE
DELETE THE ONES THAT YOU'VE FUCKED
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Prodigy- "Fuck Simon, I am to busy rocking in this chair man"

Man is the measure of all things

I like most animals on this earth
But I really prefer little rabbits and bears

Soon all birds and beetles will die
But Adam's in bed with Eve busy reproducing

Rabbits live in the woods
Cats in the meadows
And cockroaches
Live under tiles

Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary

The difference between animals such as apes and primates
Is no bigger than between noodles and pasta

But whoever wants to know more about animals should study Biology or inform himself on my homepage

Some animals have wings
And others have fins
Some live outdoors
And others in cans

Small rabbits....

My thread, my muthafuckin 50!

I love you
You love me
We're best friends
Like friend's should be

- Barney

"Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack
I got a bunch of them here in my sack "

GWAR - Crack In The Egg

a summer evening... drunk to hell....

"So I stood by the roadside
The soles of my running shoes gripping the tarmac
Like gunmetal magnets
Fixed on the front of her Fassbinder face
Was the kind of a smile
That only a rather dull child could have drawn
While attempting a graveyard in the moonlight"

Roger Waters - Running Shoes

"You are the sunshine of my life" That is some mighty fine writin`

I got the magic clit
I'm on fire, lick once, I get licked twice
I am the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic

New song from Presence "Tonz of Fun"

The whole song is great, but especially the part from [bridge] onto the end...


[Intro]
How shallow can a man be
I borrowed this story from a friend
now an enemy
'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line
and disrespect a lady of any kind
[Verse 1]
[sing] Stranger in my bed
can't recall last night
that's why
I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head
oh god
got to wash my nuts
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[rap] Go Go get dressed
get outta my bed
now find your way home
Go
[Verse 2]
[sing] Lucky to have survived
she was more than twice my size
big is beautiful
but I'm just a small guy
and I could break
under the weight of her thighs
maybe now I should quit my drinkin'
what was I thinkin'
oh god
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[rap] I had the beer goggles strapped on
passed out
face down
naked on the lawn
awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking
the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon
in my state of mind
I was hers for the taking
it seems she was interested in some lovemaking
"do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung"
it was then that I knew
we were in for wang chung
she grabbed my car keys
my ID
we dipped
in between sips of Schlitz
she kept lickin' her lips
I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick
or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick
[sing] I feel so ashamed
no one to blame but myself
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[Outro]
How shallow can a man be
he must be too blind to see
that he's bleeding insecurities
and she cries?

"I keep my head both of them where they suppose to be"

Jay-Z

:1orglaugh

'.....when I come home late at night, don't ask me where I've been, just count your star's I'm home again'

Gun's n' Roses - You Could Be Mine

That's a quote by Mickey O'Rourke in the movie 'Bar Fly' ;)

"covered in hope and vaseline
still cannot fix this broken machine
watching the hole it used to be mine
just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline
of the trust i will betray
give it to me i throw it away
after everything i've done i hate myself for what i've become
i tried
i gave up
throw it away" nin

"The old get old,
and the young get stronger;
may take a week,
and it may take longer.
They got the guns,
but we got the numbers.
Gonna win, yeah;
We're takin' over.
Come on!"

-doors
-doug

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

You don't know me from the wind
you never will, you never did
I'm the little jew
who wrote the Bible
I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
but love's the only engine of survival
Your servant here, he has been told
to say it clear, to say it cold:
It's over, it ain't going
any further
And now the wheels of heaven stop
you feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future:
it is murder

There'll be the breaking of the ancient western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There'll be phantoms
There'll be fires on the road
and the white man dancing
You'll see a woman
hanging upside down
her features covered by her fallen gown
and all the lousy little poets
coming round
tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson
and the white man dancin'

Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
Give me Christ
or give me Hiroshima
Destroy another fetus now
We don't like children anyhow
I've seen the future, baby:
it is murder

You can look but you can't touch..
I don't think I like you much..
- Garbage

But Afroman - Colt 45 is a must to download, listen to these lyrics:

we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
...
I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
...
have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain <---(Hilarious)
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

i get up around 7
get outa bed around 9
i don't worry bout nuthin
cuz worry's a waste of
my
.
time

oops, that would be with out the O'

"
and we all will bleed together.
may this blood pave the way to solution.

we have all been so wrong -
conditioned to accept and approve of substandard
communication and behavior.
reason is clouding,
hearts are hardening,
and the result is murder.
this age is grave bound,
likewise its aging successors.
aging, all the while, descending -
"

Shai Hulud - Scornful Of The Motives And Virtue Of Others

(still here... )

"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound..."

-Slipknot, Disasterpieces