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06-13-2003, 10:57 AM

.. Every Friday down at the boxing training place, we team up and run a small tournament - "last man in the ring" is what we call it.
I was number two to fight this dude, and he looked a little tired, but he still wanted to fight. I thought; "easy win - cool"

2 round I hit him with a long serie and he was pretty shaken, but still standing - 30 seconds later my followup hit him SQUARE on the chin, and the guy just fell to the ground like somebody switched off his brain - it scared the shit out of me

1 minut later the guy was sitting up again ( made me feel a lot better) but even 30 minutes later, he still had problems standing straight

I'm not doing this again next Friday
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06-13-2003, 11:01 AM

ooo..KO

Good that lives goes on..for both of you

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06-13-2003, 11:06 AM

The UFC Light Heavyweight Championship of the worrrrrrrrrlddddddddd.

Call up Joe Rogan, he'll get you in.

Good job on the knockout. Back in Highschool a friend was boxing everyone and knocking them out. He was 140 lbs taking on 220lbs's. He'd clean house at parties or roads after the bar closed. It was awesome seeing him in action.

Boxing rocks, keep it up .. it was either you or him
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06-13-2003, 11:07 AM

gees mate, gotta be carefull with those muscles

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06-13-2003, 11:11 AM

Keep working on that boxing!

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06-13-2003, 11:16 AM

I'll kick your head in.
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06-13-2003, 11:18 AM

I think you full of shit, and a big pussy ebut!

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06-13-2003, 11:19 AM

Boxing should be called "let's inflict brain damage on each other."

Hopefully mankind can move beyond such primitive games.
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06-13-2003, 11:20 AM

Hey Hey, no need to get nasty on the boards.

You all can take a number to kick his ass. Right after me.

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06-13-2003, 11:20 AM

Gatti vs Ward was total brain damage and I loved it.

Boxing will never go away, it's too damn good.
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06-13-2003, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by Anthony_A
Keep working on that boxing!

Im only doing it to be able to take all the hits and kick you will be throwing at me next january. Boxing is the Defensice part of the fight - The Offensive part is a secret - until I rough you up SSSOOOOOOO BBAAADDDDD !!!! :-)

when I get back into shape again (had a 3 months break due to the rough startup of one of my companys) I will shoot some video footage of me when traing, just to scare you and the other opponents
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06-13-2003, 11:23 AM

Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.
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06-13-2003, 11:24 AM

bunch of killers

we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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06-13-2003, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk
.. Every Friday down at the boxing training place, we team up and run a small tournament - "last man in the ring" is what we call it.
I was number two to fight this dude, and he looked a little tired, but he still wanted to fight. I thought; "easy win - cool"

2 round I hit him with a long serie and he was pretty shaken, but still standing - 30 seconds later my followup hit him SQUARE on the chin, and the guy just fell to the ground like somebody switched off his brain - it scared the shit out of me

1 minut later the guy was sitting up again ( made me feel a lot better) but even 30 minutes later, he still had problems standing straight

I'm not doing this again next Friday

did it make you feel powerful? or just oh shit what did I do?
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06-13-2003, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
I think you full of shit, and a big pussy ebut!

hey - YOU were the pussy that called the gay crisis hotline thinking it was Lensmans privat phone

and YOU were the retard that fell for the "you have 24 hours" trick

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06-13-2003, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by NWPhil

did it make you feel powerful? or just oh shit what did I do?

"oh shit what did I do?"

I did NOT like the way he fell to the ground
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06-13-2003, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

does it include a bible and a knife?
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06-13-2003, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

Sesame street?

Elmo---"oooooo Dim Mac Daddy is hewr"
Snuffleupugus---"ohhhh boy,,,, Here comes Dim Mac Daddy"
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06-13-2003, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

hey - YOU were the pussy that called the gay crisis hotline thinking it was Lensmans privat phone

and YOU were the retard that fell for the "you have 24 hours" trick

Idiot

I got my eye on you ebut!

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06-13-2003, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Sassyass

Sesame street?

Elmo---"oooooo Dim Mac Daddy is hewr"
Snuffleupugus---"ohhhh boy,,,, Here comes Dim Mac Daddy"

That is some funny shit.....I just dropped my joint.

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06-13-2003, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Im only doing it to be able to take all the hits and kick you will be throwing at me next january. Boxing is the Defensice part of the fight - The Offensive part is a secret - until I rough you up SSSOOOOOOO BBAAADDDDD !!!! :-)

when I get back into shape again (had a 3 months break due to the rough startup of one of my companys) I will shoot some video footage of me when traing, just to scare you and the other opponents

Keep practicing that secret boxing stuff!

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06-13-2003, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by Joesho

I got my eye on you ebut!

Does it suck to be both chubby and gay?
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06-13-2003, 12:04 PM

How many rounds of BB's does it take.

Originally posted by Joesho

I got my eye on you ebut!

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06-13-2003, 12:13 PM

BB's my ass, this one shoots REAL, hard plastic arrows with a super sticky front end! so watch out or I t'll take an eye out if you play to rough!

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06-13-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Joesho
BB's my ass, this one shoots REAL, hard plastic arrows with a super sticky front end! so watch out or I t'll take an eye out if you play to rough!

Its still just a toy.
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06-13-2003, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Its still just a toy.

I have a special hidden missel toy for you EBUT!

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06-13-2003, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

you better go get exxxotica before you get someone too excited ;)
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06-13-2003, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Joesho

I have a special hidden missel toy for you EBUT!

will you bring your StarWares lightsabre or the StarTrek uniform ?

fucking Trekkies
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06-13-2003, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

In my experience the more (north american taught) martial arts they know the louder they scream when i break their arms...

kiyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....owwww.......waaahhh! hehe
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06-13-2003, 12:44 PM

Ebut, pick one and shove it up your swoit!

extra BB's included......

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06-13-2003, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Xsable

In my experience the more (north american taught) martial arts they know the louder they scream when i break their arms...

kiyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....owwww.......waaahhh! hehe

Exactly, Kung Fu, Karate, Tae Kwon Doe, it's all bullshit. The one thing I've seen that's crazy is Brazilian Ju Jitzu (sp?), I have a couple friends that are into that and they can take on anyone. They were easily beating black belts in Kung Fu within their first 6 months doing the shit.
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06-13-2003, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Joesho
Ebut, pick one and shove it up your swoit!

extra BB's included......

Hey Lookie, it's what Candians call "Farmers" of that number Bumper Crop.

Hey do you guys really shoot Hikers that walk into your farm by accident?

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06-13-2003, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by Rich

Exactly, Kung Fu, Karate, Tae Kwon Doe, it's all bullshit. The one thing I've seen that's crazy is Brazilian Ju Jitzu (sp?), I have a couple friends that are into that and they can take on anyone. They were easily beating black belts in Kung Fu within their first 6 months doing the shit.

Is that right? 6 months and they are kicking everyone ass, huh?

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06-13-2003, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by Joesho
Ebut, pick one and shove it up your swoit!

extra BB's included......

Funny how you always like to talk about my butt or ass
Why the massive interrest? is it hard to supress your gay side?
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06-13-2003, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Anthony_A

Hey Lookie, it's what Candians call "Farmers" of that number Bumper Crop.

Hey do you guys really shoot Hikers that walk into your farm by accident?

Only if they try to steal my WEED or fuck my goats n chikens n such!!!!

Or they got a name like EBUT

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06-13-2003, 12:51 PM

Wow. Real life Pot Growers on GFY. This place is just moving on up!

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06-13-2003, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Xsable

In my experience the more (north american taught) martial arts they know the louder they scream when i break their arms...

kiyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....owwww.......waaahhh! hehe

LOL @ Canadians being tough
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06-13-2003, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Rich

Exactly, Kung Fu, Karate, Tae Kwon Doe, it's all bullshit. The one thing I've seen that's crazy is Brazilian Ju Jitzu (sp?), I have a couple friends that are into that and they can take on anyone. They were easily beating black belts in Kung Fu within their first 6 months doing the shit.

Ive seen that Brazilian Jiu Jitzu stuff... looks like a bunch of homosexuals buttlovin each other.

I would never fight one of those guys because I dont want to be chocked unconcious then gang raped by a bunch of hairy Brazilians.
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06-13-2003, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by SonOfRage

Ive seen that Brazilian Jiu Jitzu stuff... looks like a bunch of homosexuals buttlovin each other.

I would never fight one of those guys because I dont want to be chocked unconcious then gang raped by a bunch of hairy Brazilians.

BJJ is the reason we have NHB/MMA fights in such high demand now. Are you saing Exxxotica is a ROMO?

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06-13-2003, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by Anthony_A

BJJ is the reason we have NHB/MMA fights in such high demand now. Are you saing Exxxotica is a ROMO?

Exxxotica is beyond ROMO! I know him personaly, the only reason he does that grappling stuff is to be close to sweaty men. If he was a Gracie, he'd be "Romo Gracie"
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06-13-2003, 01:04 PM

I like your style SOR. I would be called Rorny myself.

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06-13-2003, 01:05 PM

BJJ, that is where you choke em out huh!

hey this buds for you!

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06-13-2003, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by SonOfRage

LOL @ Canadians being tough

Ok i wont use this as an excuse to take cheap shots at americans...

but if you think hockey players and lacrosse players aren't tough then your one confused dude....in a gi hehe
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06-13-2003, 01:06 PM

nice guns fellas
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06-13-2003, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Xsable

Ok i wont use this as an excuse to take cheap shots at americans...

but if you think hockey players and lacrosse players aren't tough then your one confused dude....in a gi hehe

Go fuck yourself, eh?

Ohhhhh, those hockey players, I gotta be sure not to piss them off, I don't want them running after me in full gear and hockey skates here in fucking LOS ANGELES.

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06-13-2003, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Joesho
BJJ, that is where you choke em out huh!

hey this buds for you!

a.c.h.r.o.f.t will get you
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06-13-2003, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Joesho
BJJ, that is where you choke em out huh!

hey this buds for you!

Joe,

Christmas is looking to be good this year, eh?

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06-13-2003, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Anthony_A

Joe,

Christmas is looking to be good this year, eh?

I can not wait to decorate my tree!... hey mabey we can use EBUT's balls for the decorations....if he has any that is!

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06-13-2003, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Joesho

I can not wait to decorate my tree!... hey mabey we can use EBUT's balls for the decorations....if he has any that is!

Well I'll find out for sure come august. If he does, I'll make sure I'll rip them off nice and neat for you to mail up to Canada to put on the tree. =o)

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