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OzKaNoz · 06-13-2003, 10:44 AM

Where's The Lady Of The House?

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?"

Oz

Wiseman · 06-13-2003, 10:47 AM

Now thats some funny shit!!!

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 06-13-2003, 11:07 AM

Haha, nice one!

06-13-2003, 10:44 AM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Where's The Lady Of The House? Funny! Where's The Lady Of The House? A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?" Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-13-2003, 10:47 AM	#2
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	Now thats some funny shit!!! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

06-13-2003, 11:07 AM	#3
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Haha, nice one! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]