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OzKaNoz · 06-13-2003, 10:19 AM

Bumper Stickers for Women

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

Oz

sherie · 06-13-2003, 10:22 AM

7, 8 and 21 are the best LMAO

OzKaNoz · 06-13-2003, 11:31 AM

Yeah I thought they were cute also.

Oz

Dragonsxxx · 06-13-2003, 11:38 AM

funny

sherie · 06-13-2003, 11:52 AM

I am going to get a shirt made with #7 on it. People keep calling me Princess so I will fix them up! HAHA

06-13-2003, 10:19 AM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Bumper Stickers for Women Bumper Stickers for Women 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 13. AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-13-2003, 10:22 AM	#2
sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	7, 8 and 21 are the best LMAO __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor

06-13-2003, 11:31 AM	#3
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Yeah I thought they were cute also. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-13-2003, 11:38 AM	#4
Dragonsxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 519	funny __________________ Try something that really converts Naughty America i've been using them awhile now and the rebills really started to kick in Payment every friday (also via epassporte)

06-13-2003, 11:52 AM	#5
sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	I am going to get a shirt made with #7 on it. People keep calling me Princess so I will fix them up! HAHA __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor