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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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My mask of sanity...
My mask of sanity is quickly fading.
Tonight. I lost it. I seriously wanted to kill a man. I was minding my own business sitting on the company couch after a long editing session, just relaxing and watching television. This guy that films for us had taken another employee out to repremand him no doubt, and when he came back into the office, as he passed by me, for no reason what-so-ever he threw his keys right into my cock. Instant Rage. I couldn't contain myself. I didn't know what to do. Suddenly every negative thought I've ever had about this guy came flooding back. Every time he's asked me to "cut him out of a movie", and the time when he got Clamidya and rubbed his hands all over my keyboard, came flooding back. I wanted to destroy something. So I took his keys and with my best Nolan Ryan impression I threw them as hard and as fast as I could into a nearby office. I heard his keys and car alarm remote shatter against the wall into a million pieces. It sounded like they were tumbling down stairs. By this time he had gone into our boss' office, and when he heard the keys, he came rushing back. He was shocked. I was pissed. I told him that you do not throw keys at someones cock. Actually I yelled it at him. He was still shocked. Fuck 'em. I was pissed then, and it angers me again as I'm writting it. Still angry after a 30 minute car ride home. I will most likely take some shit for my actions tomorrow when everone else finds out. I'm sure he's going to say something to my boss. Maybe I'm tired. Maybe I'm fuckin' sick of all this shit. The same shit everyday. Maybe I'm fucking tired of answering the same fuckin' questions over, and over again. Maybe I'm tired of being pushed around. Maybe. At any rate, I feel my mask of sanity is quickly unraveling. ![]()
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i dont get it
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you shoulda punched him in the nuts, but by no means were your actions out of line.... he started it.
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Vacation time...time to release some of the built up anger in Maui
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But your video editing gets better with every trailer !!!
Those trannyhunt ones are awesome
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pretty good blog fodder there.
this is a great piece of writing "I told him that you do not throw keys at someones cock. ![]()
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Friday is the firing day. Around 3:45.
But don't sweat it man. The guys lucky you didn't fuck him up.
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Really? So tranny hunt and CFF is not the same? Im confused man.
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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But I'm only in charge of CFF. and it's very, VERY emotionally demanding. Tranny Hunt, and RectalRooter, and BBWH are run by two guys collectively. We hired thoe one guy to help me with CFF, and he never has. He was put on a site and has done that ever since.
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shoe is by far and away the best editor I have seen. I wonder how he does it..
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Shoe, you shoulda pimpslapped that bastard fuck...
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RedShoe es un Latino Loco!!!
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Redshoe has Crabs.
Kevin knows the labor union will get on his ass if he dare fires a jew mexican. Redshoe is a made man in the BP4l. Dont fuck with em, and dont throw keys on his cock. The family just may come and rectal root the keys into your teeth
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Love your redshoes running on the road
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Perhaps he was trying out some of those new eastern European gay pickups I read about?
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PIMP SLAP THAT BITCH!! DON'T FUCK WITH A MANS TOOL!
eric, was it you?
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i would have made sure that bitch ate those keys and i would have thrown something alot heavier than a set of keys at his cock...
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