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06-12-2003, 03:18 PM
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Hawaiian Drivers License Application
Hawaiian Driver's License Application
Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if your last name no fit, continue on da oddah side of da page.] First name: [ ] Junior [ ] Junior Boy [ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy) [ ] Honey Girl [ ] Tita [ ] Sista [ ] Bradda [ ] Sista-Girl What year you went grad: ____ (if unsure, try guess) Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] Mahu [ ] None Slippa size: ____ Left ____ Right Weight: [ ] Small kine [ ] Mejum [ ] Small kine big [ ] Momona Eyes: [ ] Blind as one bat [ ] Bad, but not dat bad [ ] She go! [ ] Black and Blue Occupation: [ ] Construction worka [ ] Sanitation Engineer [ ] Surfa [ ] Lei greeter [ ] Waitress [ ] Stripper [ ] Un-employed [ ] Bishop Estate Trustee Spouse's Name: ______________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: ______________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: ______________________________ Lover's Name: ______________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: ______________________________ Nationality: [ ] Hawaiian [ ] Popolo [ ] Japanese [ ] Filipino [ ] Haole [ ] Portagee if yes; explain why: [ ] Pake if yes; explain why: [ ] All da above Numba of children living in household: ______ Numba of children living in your household das not yours: _____ Number of children that stay bumming off of you das over 23 years old: ______ Mother's Name: _______________________(Relation__________) Father's Name: _______________________(Relation__________) Edumacation: (Circle highest grade completed) 1 2 3 4 If you obtained one higher edumacation what was your major? [ ] 5th grade [ ] 6th grade Cawheelas you own and where dey stay: ___ Total number of cawheelas you own ___ Number of cawheelas that still crank ova ___ Number of cawheelas wit rust ___ Number of cawheelas no mo rust ___ Number of cawheelas on cement blocks ___ Number of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape. Age you started fo drive: ______ (If over 10, slow learner ?): [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you have a surf rack? [ ] Yes [ ] No; If no, please explain: Color of teeth: [ ] Yellow [ ] Brownish-Yellow [ ] Brown [ ] Black [ ] N/A How far is your home from a paved road? [ ] 1 miles [ ] 2 miles [ ] don't know Distance between you and da beach? ____ Do you live on beach front property but don't own a house or the land? [ ] Yes [ ] No Please explain: How many times have you gotten away with a DUI this year because you were related to da policeman?____ How much pakalolo do you smoke a day? [ ] 1 joint [ ] 2 joints [ ] would smoke but cost more den gold. How much beer do you drink a day? [ ] 6 pack [ ] 12 pack [ ] 18 pack [ ] case How do you know that you had too much to drink? [ ] You fall out of da car when da policeman opens da car door. [ ] Da keg is empty. [ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanese. [ ] When you piss, da bugga smell like Budweiser. [ ] All of the above. 
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06-12-2003, 03:18 PM
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06-12-2003, 03:25 PM
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06-12-2003, 03:27 PM
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06-12-2003, 03:30 PM
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AWESOME............
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06-12-2003, 03:36 PM
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06-12-2003, 03:37 PM
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06-12-2003, 04:06 PM
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hahaha,
I still have my Hawaiian ID. I remember this application. AMP is speaking the truth!!
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06-12-2003, 04:21 PM
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RedShoe doesn't get it.
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