Pornkings Presents Rockstar Retreat - GoFuckYourself.com

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:01 AM

Win a VIP RockStar Retreat!!
Sign up today & let your joins fulfill your every Fantasy! Fuck the "Red Carpet" we'll give you the whole house! Need convincing?

Every Month we will send one of our Affiliates to the World Famous Bunny Ranch!

Paid Airfare
Limo From airport to the Bunny Ranch
Backstage VIP Rock Star Pass at the Bunny Ranch, Until now it was only given to Rockstars and Celebs.

Pornkings worked the deal personally with Dennis Hof so that our Affiliates get VIP treatment.

» Ever fantasize about fucking a Playboy Centerfold,
a Penthouse Pet, or Hustler Honey, or perhaps
a real XXX pornstar or any number of 250
housegirls? Why wait ... Let the Pornkings take you there!

For more info check out Pornkings.com

PootZ · 05-22-2003, 09:09 AM

Super idea Roger!

Another winner promo for pkings!

I'll send you some signups for sure, but tell us what does "the girls are with you every step of the way" really mean? ;)
http://www.pornkings.com/rock.html

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PootZ
Super idea Roger!

Another winner promo for pkings!

I'll send you some signups for sure, but tell us what does "the girls are with you every step of the way" really mean? ;)
http://www.pornkings.com/rock.html

It means we worked a deal personally with Denis Hof so that you can go anywhere in the house including the Kitchen to eat with the Bunny's and even get a Bunny Ranch Robe that they don't sell only give them to Celebs and Rockstars etc.

Rand · 05-22-2003, 09:19 AM

That's a sweet ass promotion.

Good stuff Roger.

--R

BobbyR · 05-22-2003, 09:21 AM

HAHA.... you hit the nail on the webmaster man...

Rick Latona · 05-22-2003, 09:22 AM

LOL I hope you don't announce the winners publicly.

Nysus · 05-22-2003, 09:24 AM

Any more details on this Bunny Ranch?

It sounds like a bordello with possibly worn out pornstars and celebrities the way you describe it... It sounds cute and fuzzy though, the name that is..

Cheers,
Matt

Quotealex · 05-22-2003, 09:25 AM

Nice offer. Will you have an alternative prize for those that have a girlfriend or are married?

Gutterboy · 05-22-2003, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
» Ever fantasize about fucking a Playboy Centerfold,
a Penthouse Pet, or Hustler Honey, or perhaps
a real XXX pornstar or any number of 250
housegirls?

no

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
LOL I hope you don't announce the winners publicly.

Well we will let the winner know before we announce so they can use an alias I don't want the affiliates thinking we arn't sending someone.

Rick if you win you don't have to do anything you can just check it out.

D-Money · 05-22-2003, 09:28 AM

Great promo Roger!

If only you had this deal before I met my girl.

Hey Rog, you coming in for my thing?

D-Money · 05-22-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
LOL I hope you don't announce the winners publicly.

HAHA

good point!

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

no

With a name like gutterboy I would think different

Gutterboy · 05-22-2003, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

With a name like gutterboy I would think different

hehehehe.. I can't say I'd turn it down either

Shredmo · 05-22-2003, 09:31 AM

Roger, that 's a promo on whole different level, smooth .

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Any more details on this Bunny Ranch?

It sounds like a bordello with possibly worn out pornstars and celebrities the way you describe it... It sounds cute and fuzzy though, the name that is..

Cheers,
Matt

BunnyRanch.net its the best and they have hot woman

Nysus · 05-22-2003, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

BunnyRanch.net its the best and they have hot woman

Uhm. So it's actually a (legal) whorehouse? "The Best Little Whorehouse in the Western World" as stated by Penthouse Magazine..

Cheers,
Matt

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money

HAHA

good point!

We new this would be a problem for some but you can pass the ticket to another affiliate of ours or use an alias

Don't worry I won't tell Jen if you win. It could be your HoneyMoon
if you win we will send you both.

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 09:59 AM

Rockstar Retreat is not just a trip and your in and out but its an
All-inclusive Package we worked out with Denis Hof who is a great guy and I had a pleasure speaking with.

He mentioned many rockstars and celebs who go so you might run into them, you never know. This sort of treatment is only given to exclusive people. you will have full access to the bunnyranch and possible even meet the owner.

Pornkings is going balls out with many deals we have on the table we are working hard to get Up and live for our affiliates

this is just the beginning we brought you Sunny Leone
Next on the hit list is Brittany Andrews and her Niche bitch program

BJ · 05-22-2003, 10:09 AM

been there... its hillarious

TinaBallina · 05-22-2003, 10:13 AM

Hey Roger,

What if one of your affiliates is a girl and she wins??????

Hugs,
tina
xo

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VSBallina
Hey Roger,

What if one of your affiliates is a girl and she wins??????

Hugs,
tina
xo

If a girl wins they come to the worldfamous Cock Ranch
at my house for an all-inclusive stay.

the Pornkings do our best to make all our affiliate's happy

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 10:18 AM

dame I fuck up

Jon · 05-22-2003, 10:18 AM

Do you get a "free service" and from how many of the chicks?

asuna · 05-22-2003, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VSBallina
Hey Roger,

What if one of your affiliates is a girl and she wins??????

Hugs,
tina
xo

they will hope shes bi...

nice work roger!

Mike AI · 05-22-2003, 10:21 AM

A good promotion, especially for most webmasters I know - many could not get laid in a hen house...

I have an issue with the Rockstar treatment... do rock stars really need to go to the Bunny Ranch to get laid, or to fuck hot chicks?

Monique Niccole · 05-22-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

If a girl wins they come to the worldfamous Cock Ranch
at my house for an all-inclusive stay.

Somehow this does not sound quite as appealing

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Do you get a "free service" and from how many of the chicks?

Lets Just say you will leave a very happy Pornking.

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
A good promotion, especially for most webmasters I know - many could not get laid in a hen house...

I have an issue with the Rockstar treatment... do rock stars really need to go to the Bunny Ranch to get laid, or to fuck hot chicks?

I guess its for the experience you would be surprised how many go and our affiliates who win will get the same treatment
The prize is well over 5k and everywebmaster has a chance to win
all they have to do is send us 10 sales from the 1st of every month to the 25th

which is very simple from how we convert
our free trial sites and Porn4abuck are kicking ass

TampaJim · 05-22-2003, 10:38 AM

Even I can get 10 people to join.

I'll see you at the Bunny Ranch!

Thanks Roger!

Getting Laid is cool.

maxjohan · 05-22-2003, 10:39 AM

Dennis Hof..tell me more about him.

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 10:40 AM

I just noticed how many webmasters are signing up under my referal link.

So it would probably be a good idea to grab your referal link and promote Rockstar Retreat in your sig and get paid $3 for every trial referal you send

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TampaJim
Even I can get 10 people to join.

I'll see you at the Bunny Ranch!

Thanks Roger!

Getting Laid is cool.

Jim you have your own Fuckin Bunny ranch

Just keep my room open

drops · 05-22-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

If a girl wins they come to the worldfamous Cock Ranch
at my house for an all-inclusive stay.

the Pornkings do our best to make all our affiliate's happy

Snake Doctor · 05-22-2003, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
A good promotion, especially for most webmasters I know - many could not get laid in a hen house...

Hey I resemble that remark

nocostporn · 05-22-2003, 11:01 AM

95% of the people on this board dont make much or I'm sure we'd all send some joins,its a shame...we do all need some pussy

Mike AI · 05-22-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

The prize is well over 5k and everywebmaster has a chance to win

Are you going to offer a cash value for those who do not wish to take part?

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
95% of the people on this board dont make much or I'm sure we'd all send some joins,its a shame...we do all need some pussy

we made the contest very simple so everyone has a chance to win from the small webmaster to the big whales

all you have to do is send us 10 trial joins and you have 25days to do it every month.

we have 4 PPS programs to choose from and 40+ sites with many kewl niches

I think everyone here can send at least 10 sales at least I hope

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

Are you going to offer a cash value for those who do not wish to take part?

No cash value all info is at Pornkings
you can either forfeit or pass it to another webmaster in our Program. Maybe give it to a friend in need.

If someone forfeits we will pick another winner

Fletch XXX · 05-22-2003, 11:24 AM

Do any of you even know what the Bunny Ranch even is?

Who wants to go to the Bunny ranch?

Thats where out of work LA strippers go to suck cock for 100 bucks. Seriously, Ive known of hundreds of girls that have gone from LA to the Bunny Ranch to be whores. Usually their boyfriend/suitcase pimps make them go.

I know of a girl who was told she had to stay there until she made 10k or she couldnt come home, her suitcase pimp told her to stay until she reached that amount. You know how many blowjobs that is?

The Bunny Ranch is a horrible place.

Its full of girls who can no longer work in LA.

Better ask her for a PCR-DNA test, what are the current laws on that in Nevada?

I wouldnt trust it. Might as well offer your affiliates VD and warts.

Mr. Jim · 05-22-2003, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
Dennis Hof..tell me more about him.

You a Cop?

Mr. Jim · 05-22-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Do any of you even know what the Bunny Ranch even is?

Who wants to go to the Bunny ranch?

Thats where out of work LA strippers go to suck cock for 100 bucks. Seriously, Ive known of hundreds of girls that have gone from LA to the Bunny Ranch to be whores. Usually their boyfriend/suitcase pimps make them go.

I know of a girl who was told she had to stay there until she made 10k or she couldnt come home, her suitcase pimp told her to stay until she reached that amount. You know how many blowjobs that is?

The Bunny Ranch is a horrible place.

Its full of girls who can no longer work in LA.

Better ask her for a PCR-DNA test, what are the current laws on that in Nevada?

I wouldnt trust it. Might as well offer your affiliates VD and warts.

I think she has shot for us before...the guy was a complete nut job

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Do any of you even know what the Bunny Ranch even is?

Who wants to go to the Bunny ranch?

Thats where out of work LA strippers go to suck cock for 100 bucks. Seriously, Ive known of hundreds of girls that have gone from LA to the Bunny Ranch to be whores. Usually their boyfriend/suitcase pimps make them go.

I know of a girl who was told she had to stay there until she made 10k or she couldnt come home, her suitcase pimp told her to stay until she reached that amount. You know how many blowjobs that is?

The Bunny Ranch is a horrible place.

Its full of girls who can no longer work in LA.

Better ask her for a PCR-DNA test, what are the current laws on that in Nevada?

I wouldnt trust it. Might as well offer your affiliates VD and warts.

Have you been there? or you just heard these things

I heard the opposite on how great it was and I know the Celebs and rockstars that go so it can't be that bad.

Mike AI · 05-22-2003, 11:32 AM

Quote:

No cash value all info is at Pornkings

That sucks....

Have your attorneys looked into this issue? I vaguely remember reading somewhere all prizes for contests must have some kind of cash value....

Guess for people who do not have to pay to get laid, there is no need to signup and promote the program...

Fletch XXX · 05-22-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

I heard the opposite on how great it was and I know the Celebs and rockstars that go so it can't be that bad.

Have you been there? or you just heard these things

Ever knew someone that worked at a food chain, and you gave someone the advice, not to eat there?

;)

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

Guess for people who do not have to pay to get laid, there is no need to signup and promote the program...

you don't have to get laid you can just hang out and check it out. call it a mini vacation

asuna · 05-22-2003, 11:52 AM

will you post the winners? and send them a camera too so they can bring back pics?

Mike AI · 05-22-2003, 11:54 AM

Quote:

you don't have to get laid you can just hang out and check it out. call it a mini vacation

HEHE I have heard stories about the girls there, and I think I will have to agree with Fletch...

Seriously have your lawyers check out the cash value thing, would not want to see you guys get burned....

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
will you post the winners? and send them a camera too so they can bring back pics?

Yep

but we won't post the winners real name unless he wants us to or we will put an alias name he goes by or picks.

Pornkings · 05-22-2003, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

HEHE I have heard stories about the girls there, and I think I will have to agree with Fletch...

Seriously have your lawyers check out the cash value thing, would not want to see you guys get burned....

No prob

many prizes are given away in raffles that are cars and you can't get a cash prize instead.

I wonder on all the game shows if you win a car etc if you can get a cash prize instead like wheel of fortune or Price is right

I will check to see if you can sell your Rockstar Retreat to another one of our affiliates or maybe give it to them as a gift for traffic etc. if someone doesn't want to go.

05-22-2003, 09:01 AM	#1
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Pornkings Presents Rockstar Retreat Win a VIP RockStar Retreat!! Sign up today & let your joins fulfill your every Fantasy! Fuck the "Red Carpet" we'll give you the whole house! Need convincing? Every Month we will send one of our Affiliates to the World Famous Bunny Ranch! Paid Airfare Limo From airport to the Bunny Ranch Backstage VIP Rock Star Pass at the Bunny Ranch, Until now it was only given to Rockstars and Celebs. Pornkings worked the deal personally with Dennis Hof so that our Affiliates get VIP treatment. » Ever fantasize about fucking a Playboy Centerfold, a Penthouse Pet, or Hustler Honey, or perhaps a real XXX pornstar or any number of 250 housegirls? Why wait ... Let the Pornkings take you there! For more info check out Pornkings.com __________________ Pornkings.com

05-22-2003, 09:09 AM	#2
PootZ Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 85	Super idea Roger! Another winner promo for pkings! I'll send you some signups for sure, but tell us what does "the girls are with you every step of the way" really mean? ;) http://www.pornkings.com/rock.html __________________ <embed src="http://www.loudcash.com/sig.swf" quality=high type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="120" height="60"> </embed> Promote <a href="http://www.radiopranks.com" target="_blank">RadioPranks.com</a>!<font color="#FFFF00"><strong> Converts ~1/10!</strong></font><br><a href="http://www.loudcash.com" target="_blank">www.LOUDCash.com</a> Marty - ICQ# 63972575

05-22-2003, 09:19 AM	#4
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05-22-2003, 09:21 AM	#5
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05-22-2003, 09:22 AM	#6
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05-22-2003, 09:24 AM	#7
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Any more details on this Bunny Ranch? It sounds like a bordello with possibly worn out pornstars and celebrities the way you describe it... It sounds cute and fuzzy though, the name that is.. Cheers, Matt

05-22-2003, 09:25 AM	#8
Quotealex Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Global Digerati Village Posts: 6,265	Nice offer. Will you have an alternative prize for those that have a girlfriend or are married?

05-22-2003, 09:28 AM	#11
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Great promo Roger! If only you had this deal before I met my girl. Hey Rog, you coming in for my thing? __________________ Still Ballin'

05-22-2003, 09:31 AM	#15
Shredmo Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 1	Roger, that 's a promo on whole different level, smooth .

05-22-2003, 09:59 AM	#19
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Rockstar Retreat is not just a trip and your in and out but its an All-inclusive Package we worked out with Denis Hof who is a great guy and I had a pleasure speaking with. He mentioned many rockstars and celebs who go so you might run into them, you never know. This sort of treatment is only given to exclusive people. you will have full access to the bunnyranch and possible even meet the owner. Pornkings is going balls out with many deals we have on the table we are working hard to get Up and live for our affiliates this is just the beginning we brought you Sunny Leone Next on the hit list is Brittany Andrews and her Niche bitch program __________________ Pornkings.com

05-22-2003, 10:09 AM	#20
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	been there... its hillarious

05-22-2003, 10:13 AM	#21
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05-22-2003, 10:18 AM	#23
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05-22-2003, 10:18 AM	#24
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05-22-2003, 10:21 AM	#26
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	A good promotion, especially for most webmasters I know - many could not get laid in a hen house... I have an issue with the Rockstar treatment... do rock stars really need to go to the Bunny Ranch to get laid, or to fuck hot chicks? __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

05-22-2003, 10:38 AM	#30
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05-22-2003, 10:39 AM	#31
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05-22-2003, 10:40 AM	#32
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	I just noticed how many webmasters are signing up under my referal link. So it would probably be a good idea to grab your referal link and promote Rockstar Retreat in your sig and get paid $3 for every trial referal you send __________________ Pornkings.com

05-22-2003, 11:01 AM	#36
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05-22-2003, 11:24 AM	#40
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Do any of you even know what the Bunny Ranch even is? Who wants to go to the Bunny ranch? Thats where out of work LA strippers go to suck cock for 100 bucks. Seriously, Ive known of hundreds of girls that have gone from LA to the Bunny Ranch to be whores. Usually their boyfriend/suitcase pimps make them go. I know of a girl who was told she had to stay there until she made 10k or she couldnt come home, her suitcase pimp told her to stay until she reached that amount. You know how many blowjobs that is? The Bunny Ranch is a horrible place. Its full of girls who can no longer work in LA. Better ask her for a PCR-DNA test, what are the current laws on that in Nevada? I wouldnt trust it. Might as well offer your affiliates VD and warts. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

05-22-2003, 11:52 AM	#47
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