My old mom is a 1005 badass - GoFuckYourself.com

Machete_ · 06-09-2003, 03:15 PM

OK - long story made short.

This is a story about what happend today.
It have nothing to do with SPAM, CP, LIKEWHOA or AMP - just a real life story

My mom bought a new cat, actually she picked it up free from a shelter. She live on a old farm house and loves all kind of animals.

For the first 24 hours everything was great - the cat was inside, getting to know my mother, and all here animals.

But then the cat sliped out the door

and was chased up into a tree by one of my moms other cats, a REAL mean male cat. That cat have been beating all other cats in the area for some time, and my mother was beginnig to think about putting it to sleep.

Well - back to the story...

I find the cat up in the tree, after 2 hours of looking. I climp the tree, and get the cat almost down. Then the cat freaks out and claws my arms, so I had to let it go (only 4 feet above the ground)
and it rund away again - this time my mother is pretty sad, because she wanted that cat so bad, and she feels bad for letting it slip out the door.

The cat is now hiding in some of the bushes ( the garden is more than 20k squarefeet - so its pretty hard to find) But the cat dont really runs away, it's just to stressed to be cought yet.

After 8 hours we can se the cat have been eating the food we have placed in the garden, so now we feel confident it will stay.

To make sure the male cat dont attack it again, I put it inside one of the buildings on the old farm, and tell my mother NOT to let it out before we have cought the other cat.

We deside to stop for the day, and keep the doors to the house open, and just watch as the cat gain some more trust in us.

When I drove home I had a good feeling that we would catch that cat tomorrow.

Early that morning I called my mother to se if tha cat had returned, she said "no" but from the sound in here voice I knew somthing had happend, but wouldent force her to tell me, so I deside to call my litle brother that owns the other half of the farm(with his wife)

I ask him if anything have happend, and he just laughs-- I ask him if my momther have let the evil male cat out, and he said "no - but mom just killed it with a baseball bat"

WHHHAAAATTTTTT!!!

Yes - my mother KILLED A CAT WITH A BASEBALLBAT !!!!!

I had to ask him to repeat that, cause I DIDENT belive that.

My mother is a SWEET little lady, and would not hurt anybody.

But i guess that this male cat just pushed it a little to far. Im driving up there now, so if I dont return to GFY in 24 hours, please call the police

Dragonsxxx · 06-09-2003, 03:28 PM

poor cat, i have 7 myself couldn't hurt a single one of them allthough i have one big mother fucking male that like beating up the smaller one's allthough he lost his balls last year ;) .......

markell · 06-09-2003, 03:31 PM

in america youd go to jail for that

ldinternet · 06-09-2003, 03:31 PM

What the fuck is 1005?

Machete_ · 06-09-2003, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
What the fuck is 1005?

l33t or "cindyXX talk" = 100%

mjrools23 · 06-09-2003, 03:37 PM

what is "cought"

ldinternet · 06-09-2003, 03:50 PM

ahahah I get it.

06-09-2003, 03:15 PM	#1
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	My old mom is a 1005 badass OK - long story made short. This is a story about what happend today. It have nothing to do with SPAM, CP, LIKEWHOA or AMP - just a real life story My mom bought a new cat, actually she picked it up free from a shelter. She live on a old farm house and loves all kind of animals. For the first 24 hours everything was great - the cat was inside, getting to know my mother, and all here animals. But then the cat sliped out the door and was chased up into a tree by one of my moms other cats, a REAL mean male cat. That cat have been beating all other cats in the area for some time, and my mother was beginnig to think about putting it to sleep. Well - back to the story... I find the cat up in the tree, after 2 hours of looking. I climp the tree, and get the cat almost down. Then the cat freaks out and claws my arms, so I had to let it go (only 4 feet above the ground) and it rund away again - this time my mother is pretty sad, because she wanted that cat so bad, and she feels bad for letting it slip out the door. The cat is now hiding in some of the bushes ( the garden is more than 20k squarefeet - so its pretty hard to find) But the cat dont really runs away, it's just to stressed to be cought yet. After 8 hours we can se the cat have been eating the food we have placed in the garden, so now we feel confident it will stay. To make sure the male cat dont attack it again, I put it inside one of the buildings on the old farm, and tell my mother NOT to let it out before we have cought the other cat. We deside to stop for the day, and keep the doors to the house open, and just watch as the cat gain some more trust in us. When I drove home I had a good feeling that we would catch that cat tomorrow. Early that morning I called my mother to se if tha cat had returned, she said "no" but from the sound in here voice I knew somthing had happend, but wouldent force her to tell me, so I deside to call my litle brother that owns the other half of the farm(with his wife) I ask him if anything have happend, and he just laughs-- I ask him if my momther have let the evil male cat out, and he said "no - but mom just killed it with a baseball bat" WHHHAAAATTTTTT!!! Yes - my mother KILLED A CAT WITH A BASEBALLBAT !!!!! I had to ask him to repeat that, cause I DIDENT belive that. My mother is a SWEET little lady, and would not hurt anybody. But i guess that this male cat just pushed it a little to far. Im driving up there now, so if I dont return to GFY in 24 hours, please call the police

06-09-2003, 03:28 PM	#2
Dragonsxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 519	poor cat, i have 7 myself couldn't hurt a single one of them allthough i have one big mother fucking male that like beating up the smaller one's allthough he lost his balls last year ;) ....... __________________ Try something that really converts Naughty America i've been using them awhile now and the rebills really started to kick in Payment every friday (also via epassporte)

06-09-2003, 03:31 PM	#3
markell Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Las Vegas & Los Angeles Posts: 1,190	in america youd go to jail for that __________________ blah blah fucking blah

06-09-2003, 03:37 PM	#6
mjrools23 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 1,604	what is "cought" __________________ http://www.pornstarxposed.com/

06-09-2003, 03:31 PM	#4
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	What the fuck is 1005?

06-09-2003, 03:50 PM	#7
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	ahahah I get it.