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Paul Markham · 06-07-2003, 10:35 PM

Normally I do not put up non industry related threads but I'm so pissed off have to tell someone.

We moved into a new house two months ago and it is on the edge of a small town here in Moravia CZ. Very nice house which will do us for a few years.

Only one problem is that with this beautiful hot weather we are having we are sleeping with the windows open. And every morning 5.30 to be precise I'm awakened by the cockerals from the farm down the road squawking out the start of a new day.

They seem to wander into the field next door and delight in ripping out. Eva and the baby sleep through it with out a murmour. Me I'm wide awake.

But at least we get fresh eggs.

Why · 06-07-2003, 10:38 PM

thats god flipping you the bird every morning, because he HATES pornographers.

dav555add · 06-07-2003, 11:51 PM

Shoot it then Coq au vin...

Brat · 06-07-2003, 11:53 PM

that really sucks dude

Gary · 06-07-2003, 11:53 PM

move to a 1st world country and buy an air conditioner. not sure if you've seen those before, but they are real neat.

Gutterboy · 06-07-2003, 11:53 PM

And todays award for most unintentionally homoerotic thread title goes to... charlie!

twistyneck · 06-08-2003, 12:52 AM

This is like people that move next door to a hog farm and then complain about the smell. You'll get used to it.

DeanCapture · 06-08-2003, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Normally I do not put up non industry related threads but I'm so pissed off have to tell someone.

We moved into a new house two months ago and it is on the edge of a small town here in Moravia CZ. Very nice house which will do us for a few years.

Only one problem is that with this beautiful hot weather we are having we are sleeping with the windows open. And every morning 5.30 to be precise I'm awakened by the cockerals from the farm down the road squawking out the start of a new day.

They seem to wander into the field next door and delight in ripping out. Eva and the baby sleep through it with out a murmour. Me I'm wide awake.

But at least we get fresh eggs.

Time to pull out the .22 caliber rifles man

KRL · 06-08-2003, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Normally I do not put up non industry related threads but I'm so pissed off have to tell someone.

We moved into a new house two months ago and it is on the edge of a small town here in Moravia CZ. Very nice house which will do us for a few years.

Only one problem is that with this beautiful hot weather we are having we are sleeping with the windows open. And every morning 5.30 to be precise I'm awakened by the cockerals from the farm down the road squawking out the start of a new day.

They seem to wander into the field next door and delight in ripping out. Eva and the baby sleep through it with out a murmour. Me I'm wide awake.

But at least we get fresh eggs.

A old friend of mine's mother in California raised roosters and all the neighbors used to go bonkers when the sun came up. She started to find BB pellets in their cages so I guess the neighbors figured that was the only way to shut 'em up.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-08-2003, 01:11 AM

damn that sucks

austinth · 06-08-2003, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
thats god flipping you the bird every morning, because he HATES pornographers.

true

Paul Markham · 06-08-2003, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
move to a 1st world country and buy an air conditioner. not sure if you've seen those before, but they are real neat.

Why?

I earn 1st world money. The air conditioner idea might work though.

The Coq au Van idea won't work, cocks do not taste good.

Dj Furious · 06-08-2003, 01:34 AM

charly, get a large bb gun with a massive scope..
that way you will look forward to hearing them squak and shit

eroswebmaster · 06-08-2003, 01:58 AM

No what sucks is when your Mexican neighbor's roosters do that in the morning and you live in Las Fucking Vegas, not Tijuana.

Cool thing tho', they had some poultry disease going around back in October so the Gov came and took them all away :D

Lee · 06-08-2003, 02:51 AM

This may be stating the bloody obvious but have you tried earplugs?

Cheaper than a gun and less likely to offend any mad Czech farmers.

Ironhorse · 06-08-2003, 03:06 AM

Haha, a friend of mine in Hawaii lived right next door to a rooster farm. There must've been hundreds of roosters only 20 feet away from his porch. Imagine the racket 24/7

graphicdude · 06-08-2003, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
move to a 1st world country and buy an air conditioner. not sure if you've seen those before, but they are real neat.

That was a good one

jimmyf · 06-08-2003, 04:38 AM

charly, don't complain you got a FREE alarm clock with the new house.

Post a Pic of your new Alarm Clock.

gothweb · 06-08-2003, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
charly, don't complain you got a FREE alarm clock with the new house. Post a Pic of your new Alarm Clock.

Or, in other words: "Show us your cock."

Serge_Oprano · 06-08-2003, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly

The Coq au Van idea won't work, cocks do not taste good.

you are eating the wrong cocks...

jimmyf · 06-08-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

Or, in other words: "Show us your cock."

Krome · 06-08-2003, 08:52 AM

I actually like that stuff. I am pissed off I dont have enough room to have chickens and ducks. I have spent the day working on my food garden so that I do not have to be dependent on supermarkets.

06-07-2003, 10:35 PM	#1
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06-07-2003, 10:38 PM	#2
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	thats god flipping you the bird every morning, because he HATES pornographers.

06-07-2003, 11:53 PM	#4
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06-07-2003, 11:53 PM	#6
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	And todays award for most unintentionally homoerotic thread title goes to... charlie!

06-08-2003, 12:52 AM	#7
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	This is like people that move next door to a hog farm and then complain about the smell. You'll get used to it.

06-08-2003, 01:58 AM	#14
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06-08-2003, 02:51 AM	#15
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06-08-2003, 03:06 AM	#16
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Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I actually like that stuff. I am pissed off I dont have enough room to have chickens and ducks. I have spent the day working on my food garden so that I do not have to be dependent on supermarkets.