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Old 06-07-2003, 11:40 AM   #1
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My Best Friend Is A Closet Lesbian

Damn this shit is frustrating...
She's hot, she's really hot, she's got some pretty long hair and some nice big tits. But she's gay now....

She was always a tomboy, always wanted to hang with the guys.
People asked me in highschool was she gay or what was up with my homegirl, and I always defended her straight status, because she dated guys in highschool.

Even my sister asked me was if she gay...

Well..
I've decided to take her to gay court.

The Evidence:

A1: She plays college basketball
A2: The only guys that she dates are ugly losers (possibly just dating them to have a straight appereance)
A3: She doesn't wear dresses EVER

Now for evidence section B
(This is much harder evidence)
B1: She recently got a tongue ring, but she won't suck my dick
B2: She won't let me fuck because she says she cares to much about me (WTF!)
B3: She said that the reason she got her tongue ring was because the whole basketball team got them (See A1)

Now for the super evidence section SUPER

SUPER1: She had a graduation party and a girl from the first school she played ball at came to the graduation party (This chick traveled from Kansas to Louisiana to come to another girls family get together) This girl in question looks VERY GAY!, she shot me a few mean looks when I had my arm wrapped around my best friend later that night.

Something is definitely going in...
I want Action

Hoe-torola 3-Way Action
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Old 06-07-2003, 11:57 AM   #2
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Old 06-07-2003, 11:59 AM   #3
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Sounds like you may end up with two gays in one bed
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Old 06-07-2003, 02:22 PM   #4
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Sounds like you may end up with two gays in one bed


harrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 06-07-2003, 02:31 PM   #5
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Now for evidence section B
(This is much harder evidence)
B1: She recently got a tongue ring, but she won't suck my dick
B2: She won't let me fuck because she says she cares to much about me (WTF!)

Ever considered its because you are a Grade A loser?
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Old 06-07-2003, 02:32 PM   #6
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your in the point of no return..the 'friendship zoneeeeeeeeeeeee'
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Old 06-07-2003, 02:41 PM   #7
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Maybe you can watch ?
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Old 06-07-2003, 02:46 PM   #8
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Maybe you can watch ?
Yep that's what I'd ask her, maybe add please, can I watch.
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Old 06-07-2003, 04:15 PM   #9
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