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Machete_ 06-07-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
You get to touch them when I wrestle you to the ground (topless) and beat your face with both hands, assuming your hands are on my titties.
you are one SEXY bitch !!!

voodooman 06-07-2003 03:37 PM

burp

Anthony_A 06-07-2003 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk


sure - you can have whatever is left when I beats his skin of with my fists, and rip him a new asshole
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Cool so you say it's ok that I can test their new ripped asshole
with my foot?

DynaMite

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Ebus,

I was just going to put you to sleep and not harm a stubble on that hairless head of yours. Since you want to hurt me, I will take you on a tour through the garden of punishment before I let you see the sandman.

D-Money 06-07-2003 05:06 PM

Ebus,

I was just going to put you to sleep and not harm a stubble on that hairless head of yours. Since you want to hurt me, I will take you on a tour through the garden of punishment before I let you see the sandman. [/B][/QUOTE]

So what's the deal? Is there really a boxing thing at the next show? Or is this a GFY talk shit competition?

My money is on Anthony.

I'd bet on myself, but he chickened out.

LOL

MicroChick 06-07-2003 05:17 PM

Anthony, that is fat you are carrying, not muscle. You are a pussy. I'll go up against you anytime. I work out at Gold's Gym four days a week. I'm 5'8 1/2, 125, and I can take care of your sorry ass in less than one round.

You are all talk and all fat. Your bald head is allowing all your brain power to escape.

Put up or shut up, and bring wimpy voodooman with you to take over when you are unable to continue.:321GFY

Anthony_A 06-07-2003 05:23 PM

Confucy! You've been wanting to rub on me for the past 3 years, not going to happen.

MicroChick 06-07-2003 05:41 PM

I knew it! You are afraid of me!

Did you see that movie where J-Lo worked out and beat the shit out of her husband who was abusing her? I'm in perfect shape, big A. Bring it on, or would you be too embarrassed to fight a female in public??????????:(

Anthony_A 06-07-2003 05:54 PM

Confucy,

Movie with JLO?

Oh yeah, ENOUGH. Yeah, she learned in 3 weeks using that super secret fighting style of KRAV MAGA to kick ass the way she did.

I'm worried. I'm still waiting to hear of Krav Maga winning any NHB/MMA tourneys.

But I forget, Krav Maga is too deadly for competition.

Tell you what, if you beat Voodooman, I'll fight you. How about that?

voodooman 06-07-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A
Confucy,



Tell you what, if you beat Voodooman, I'll fight you. How about that?



Like Whoa!!! Back the fuck up chuck.

You can even beat me. Why are you flapping your gums, I didnt give you permission to speak.

Sit boy, sit, good dog.


:winkwink:

MicroChick 06-07-2003 06:03 PM

What did Ali use to say...."float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!"

The manager at the gym said his prize students were women. He said they were faster, more disciplined, and more fearless once they were trained.

No man likes to be "stung" by a woman!

Anthony_A 06-07-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman




Like Whoa!!! Back the fuck up chuck.

You can even beat me. Why are you flapping your gums, I didnt give you permission to speak.

Sit boy, sit, good dog.


:winkwink:

Come on, let's not quibble. You know if we went full out you would lose.

I don't gass out anymore, my only weakness.

voodooman 06-07-2003 09:16 PM

Hey ebus,

seen your pic in a martial arts mag today.

Anthony_A 06-07-2003 09:34 PM

Shit, that ain't him.

If it is, it will makeit even sweeter when I beat him senseless.

voodooman 06-07-2003 09:42 PM

There is such a thing as overconfidence.

Dont worry, I still have my money on you,
just dont like to see people under-estimate
other people, especially ones they dont
know a thing about.

Tap Out!!!
^
Only those IN the know, will Know!

Living For Today 06-07-2003 09:51 PM

hmmm anthony looks like a big hahahaha

Machete_ 06-08-2003 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A
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I was just going to put you to sleep and not harm a stubble on that hairless head of yours. Since you want to hurt me, I will take you on a tour through the garden of punishment before I let you see the sandman.

Im ready - and like i said; Im pretty sure you will kick my ass, but Im also pretty sure I will hit you a few times before i go down

Machete_ 06-08-2003 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Ebus,

I was just going to put you to sleep and not harm a stubble on that hairless head of yours. Since you want to hurt me, I will take you on a tour through the garden of punishment before I let you see the sandman.

So what's the deal? Is there really a boxing thing at the next show? Or is this a GFY talk shit competition?

My money is on Anthony.

I'd bet on myself, but he chickened out.

LOL [/B][/QUOTE]

There will be a fight - and I dident chicken out - just read the rules retard - how hard can THAT be?

Machete_ 06-08-2003 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman
Hey ebus,

seen your pic in a martial arts mag today.

No you dident - but if you read the Danish Airforce training mag. you will se my picture in the January issue :-) Im the one preparing them in case they are captured on ground - to withstand torture and abuse (anal probing)

Machete_ 06-08-2003 02:15 AM

Those who watched "jackass the movie" - do you remember when the female kickboxer kicked the dudes ass? - Size dosent matter - just listen to the sound when she hit the bags - bbbooommmmmmm!!!!!!

voodooman 06-08-2003 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


No you dident - but if you read the Danish Airforce training mag. you will se my picture in the January issue :-) Im the one preparing them in case they are captured on ground - to withstand torture and abuse (anal probing)

Ok, if its not you, and its not my buddy, your twin, then there are triplets.
Ill scan the pic, you can see for yourself. :)


So you were a SERE instructor then huh?

Machete_ 06-08-2003 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman


Ok, if its not you, and its not my buddy, your twin, then there are triplets.
Ill scan the pic, you can see for yourself. :)


So you were a SERE instructor then huh?

Nope - its more the mental training than the physical training I take care off. 65% mental and 35% hand-to-hand

Kristoffer 09-08-2003 10:43 AM

Fight is OFF - Thank you Lensman :321GFY


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