Not to drift off topic but what in the Fuck is wrong with people that call my cell phone when they know good and god damn well I am HOME!!!!!

catholicism.

:glugglug

They like to spend their porn money.

So true.

Oh no! Shemp is here..... I LOOOOOVVVVEEEEE Shemp. Baby you and I.... in Miami.... all alone. Date?

Do I have to wait that long? :)
I'm sure its worth it though

I do have a sexy voice.....


Jen honey don't call Roger, your signature is enough for me to go - Oh Shit that's Roger, he's gonna be like "there they go ". We gotta fix that shit, oh and I don't want some girlie signature thing. I want some super hot sexy thing - I want it a deep red, I want it to scream Porn god damn it!

Oh catholicism - it's a sham

You have no idea how MUCH I am worth it.

Oh and YOU! I told them to make you some girly sig. I get the hot pink barbie color one.... cuz you know, Jonathan is my bitch.

:glugglug

Howcome I don't have Jen or Carols' cellphone numbers? I feel so left out now.

She's worth it, make no mistake. Jen's great! We're lucky to have her. Ya'll are kinda fucked cause she ain't gonna go anywhere without me in Miami.

I still have that gift you gave me in PHX.
Its very special to me. :)

That wasn't my idea that was someone else's idea whom we will leave nameless. I don't want some girly stupid signature damn it! I like pink, frankly my favorite color but give me a break! HMPH Fuck that I'll keep the green one I like it just fine. Oh and Jonathan my dear is only Half your Bitch!

Fletch, whatcha drinking?

***blush***

Well see the other day I would have given it to you had I not been able to add that for you. I would have more than likely told you I'd do it from home if need be and give you the cell in case in the meantime you needed something.

I am bored out of my mind and Jen is smoking, what's a girl to do.

I could always post to myself while she's gone. That's an option, one that would likely make everyone here think I'm a nut job but hell that's not so bad. I am sure many people have thought that about most of you guys anyway, no offense really it's not a bad thing. Normal people by in large suck, if you ask me.

El Messican Crown: Corona.

:glugglug

Post to me instead. Lets chat.

Hmmm can I get in trouble for posting a lot about nothing? I doubt it, if I am bothering anyone I am sure someone would have said something.

I am refreshing this thread every 10 seconds. It is cool.

Well what would you like to talk about? I'm obviously chatty tonight! And on GFY, this places scares me I dont come here often!

GFY is a magic place. I am here since it was launched, but registered like 1 month after lurking. Since then I have invested hours and hours reading crap here. Sometimes I find something usefull or funny.

shit, i will give out my cell number. 614-804-8255. i like phone sex. hard and rough.

I use GFY to learn english.

My mom - love the woman but shut up sometimes ya know - told me the definition of a workaholic, mind you I havent checked her work so one never knows. And I fit it - I think Roger does too, jen and IKE too. Someone must remind me to kick his ass for working so much today. I am not working, I am screwing around! I put my foot down (ok so I'm still blaming Jen, sue me).

If I knew how to speak english! OMG

have you guys any idea how much I love this woman!?

Aww she's really a push over don't let her fool ya!

hey Jen...

I am online 24/7, but some days I think GFY is my job.

yes yes yes... i actually posted my number. no calls though

*tap*
*tap*

Is this thing on? Did my last post die somewhere in limbo?





yeah ok. Goodnight then.
"Guess I'l go on home it's late
there'll be tomorrow night, but wait
what do I see?
no one's replying back
to meeee
Ohhh ohhhh... pretty wo-man."


~ CD Orbison.

so you ask me what im drinking and then ignore me.

this is how i know i called BULLSHIT for the reason.

you havent been drinking, this is all in the name of what you are paid PER HOUR. This is a work related thread, you arent drunk.

be honest.

;)

Ooops, sorry. I edited your number out.

Just XXX baby, just XXX

I have plenty of things in the meantime that I need from you. Are you down to get down with a pimp? :1orglaugh

By the way Jen isn't accepting my calls for phone sex. :helpme

I can not be unconnected, it throws me into a panic. I'm not here often though, Jen and I typically bother the guys at another board.

im drining beers and turning up THE CULT LOUDER AND LOUDER.

no lies here.

lets do this to piss of god.



:glugglug

I defer to Jen on this

sorry. on phone with my new boyfriend, Shemp. WHat are we talking about now?

Thank you. Now I have something more to do tomorrow: scan all the boards to find you both. I am just a little bit curious.

Ok I'm down but ya gotta explain a touch. I'm slow, poor Roger deals with it everyday. But I've got Henry's right here a few minutes to spare and why the hell not!

You are FAST

go to ratethewebmaster.com. my shirt will tell you where to go.

you people refer to Roger as if he is your MASTER.

like slaves.

drink up, it will go away.

bosses control slaves, im proud to not have one.

'A PERFECT MURDER: DEAD AND GONE.'

:glugglug

Ever have one of those nights when it feels like the whole fucking world has put you on "ignore"?





And I'm all out of booze. :(

Shop list:

fridge
microwave
TV
...

just say tuna Jen I am sure it's fine.

Hi :)