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TheFLY · 06-05-2003, 01:14 PM

This is to Playboy:

Dear Playboy. Time to play along with the internet. You can see that your fate is locked away and the casket is now ready for the black limo -- go out in style guys. Heffner would have wanted it that way -- a nice classy goodbye from the old guard and a toast to the new regime.

Hand over the full-sized pics bitches -- or else. This is your last warning. Our private webmaster network is ready to drop the whole program if we don't get full-sized pics -- and more Playmates will show up on Kazaa... It should never have come to this point -- but you stab us in the back holding our dick limp. Why do we even care about Playboy? It's a tradition. You don't fuck with tradition -- so why are you selling out on tradition?

Giorgio_Xo · 06-05-2003, 01:16 PM

Playboy got boring in 6th grade.

Project-Shadow · 06-05-2003, 01:18 PM

I just have to say that this would be fucking cool...
Knowing that Playboy will go outa business cause someone thought it would be fun... LOL

MrPopup · 06-05-2003, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
This is to Playboy:

Dear Playboy. Time to play along with the internet. You can see that your fate is locked away and the casket is now ready for the black limo -- go out in style guys. Heffner would have wanted it that way -- a nice classy goodbye from the old guard and a toast to the new regime.

Hand over the full-sized pics bitches -- or else. This is your last warning. Our private webmaster network is ready to drop the whole program if we don't get full-sized pics -- and more Playmates will show up on Kazaa... It should never have come to this point -- but you stab us in the back holding our dick limp. Why do we even care about Playboy? It's a tradition. You don't fuck with tradition -- so why are you selling out on tradition?

If the internet ceased to exist today, Playboy would be alive and kicking. Can you say the same?

TheFLY · 06-05-2003, 01:21 PM

6th graders are horny. U must be wacking off to lolitas LOL...

TheFLY · 06-05-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup

If the internet ceased to exist today, Playboy would be alive and kicking. Can you say the same?

Of course man -- programmers are my friends. Nuff said.

Rich · 06-05-2003, 01:30 PM

What grade are you in Fly? Do you really need to get attention this bad? What kind of a lunatic threatens Playboy? Face it, you're nobody. Get a life buddy.

MrPopup · 06-05-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
What grade are you in Fly? Do you really need to get attention this bad? What kind of a lunatic threatens Playboy? Face it, you're nobody. Get a life buddy.

It's not a matter of grade as much as its a matter of perspective.

The playboy brand was "licensed" in a sense. That license has restrictions.

I do admire Fly for calling out Hugh Fucking Heffner though.

juice · 06-05-2003, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
What grade are you in Fly? Do you really need to get attention this bad? What kind of a lunatic threatens Playboy? Face it, you're nobody. Get a life buddy.

Comming August 9, 2002

pine · 06-05-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup

If the internet ceased to exist today, Playboy would be alive and kicking. Can you say the same?

Specious reasoning, to say the least. If you didn't have a keyboard, you would have never made this post.

The Internet isn't going anywhere. Playboy photogs had better get a hold of some Canon EOS 1Ds if they want to make this work.

cherrylula · 06-05-2003, 02:06 PM

pretty soon the playmates are gonna start looking like aliens anyhow.

Krimsin · 06-05-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
I just have to say that this would be fucking cool...
Knowing that Playboy will go outa business cause someone thought it would be fun... LOL

Project-Shadow... dude I love your little animation. It's just hilarious! I keep watching it loop, thinking "what the fuck is she yelling?" LOLOL Reminds me of college, oh W.S.U.... I miss you so...

Cheers!

Triple 6 · 06-05-2003, 02:25 PM

Playboy now is a joke. When Heff dies it will prolly get sold to some company which will turn it into a true hardcore empire. Thats what I would do. No sense in letting it just die as it has been for some time now.

crockett · 06-05-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krimsin

Project-Shadow... dude I love your little animation. It's just hilarious! I keep watching it loop, thinking "what the fuck is she yelling?" LOLOL Reminds me of college, oh W.S.U.... I miss you so...

Cheers!

everytime I see his sig.. I keep thinking someone needs to put something in that chicks mouth so she will stop yelling

boneprone · 06-05-2003, 04:44 PM

lol.

Too much sun pete.

Come to Portland.
Its less sun.

NBDesign · 06-05-2003, 04:50 PM

I am Heff's illigitamate son... He doesn't know it yet... but I am about to inherit the entire playboy fortune.

gruffy · 06-05-2003, 05:52 PM

Do they actually expect their shit will sell online up against every niche imaginable, hardcore, plus every amateur slut with a PC?

Good to see them going out of their way to make promoting their program and maybe actually becoming profitable as difficult as possible.

Carp · 06-05-2003, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
Playboy got boring in 6th grade.

i have to agree

Cassie · 06-05-2003, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
I am Heff's illigitamate son... He doesn't know it yet... but I am about to inherit the entire playboy fortune.

and you thought your luck wouldnt turn around

snowpimp · 06-05-2003, 06:35 PM

I have to agree with TheFly, I bought a membership to test out the site before I promote it and the pics are minuscule, especially if you try to do a slide show. I can live with just softcore cuz that's what playboy is all about, but for God's sake's can you please provide us with some larger pics! Thank you.

SilverTab · 06-05-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krimsin

Project-Shadow... dude I love your little animation. It's just hilarious! I keep watching it loop, thinking "what the fuck is she yelling?" LOLOL Reminds me of college, oh W.S.U.... I miss you so...

Cheers!

"But they're mine!" That's what she's yelling

Rich J. · 06-05-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by snowpimp
I have to agree with TheFly, I bought a membership to test out the site before I promote it and the pics are minuscule, especially if you try to do a slide show. I can live with just softcore cuz that's what playboy is all about, but for God's sake's can you please provide us with some larger pics! Thank you.

Minuscule? You obviously didnt look around very well. The pics are offered in 2 sizes. medium (ave. 300x700) and large (ave. 800x1800) in addition there is the "cyber zoom" feature which allows you to zoom in close enough to see the pores on the girls skin. *note - click the medium sized pictures to get much larger one's.

snowpimp · 06-05-2003, 06:53 PM

Rich,
I'm strictly speaking of the Slide Show for the playmates section. The pics really are tiny. And I love slide shows so that was a bit of a dissapointment. Besides that the site is A plus.

I"ll try downloading the cyberzoom thing to check it out. Thanks for pointing that out, new stuff like that is always great to point out to prospective signups

06-05-2003, 01:14 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I'm not mad at Lensman -- I just think Playboy gave him a shitty deal... This is to Playboy: Dear Playboy. Time to play along with the internet. You can see that your fate is locked away and the casket is now ready for the black limo -- go out in style guys. Heffner would have wanted it that way -- a nice classy goodbye from the old guard and a toast to the new regime. Hand over the full-sized pics bitches -- or else. This is your last warning. Our private webmaster network is ready to drop the whole program if we don't get full-sized pics -- and more Playmates will show up on Kazaa... It should never have come to this point -- but you stab us in the back holding our dick limp. Why do we even care about Playboy? It's a tradition. You don't fuck with tradition -- so why are you selling out on tradition?

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Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	I just have to say that this would be fucking cool... Knowing that Playboy will go outa business cause someone thought it would be fun... LOL

06-05-2003, 01:21 PM	#5
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	6th graders are horny. U must be wacking off to lolitas LOL...

06-05-2003, 01:30 PM	#7
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	What grade are you in Fly? Do you really need to get attention this bad? What kind of a lunatic threatens Playboy? Face it, you're nobody. Get a life buddy.

06-05-2003, 02:06 PM	#11
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	pretty soon the playmates are gonna start looking like aliens anyhow.

06-05-2003, 05:52 PM	#17
gruffy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canuckastan Posts: 776	Do they actually expect their shit will sell online up against every niche imaginable, hardcore, plus every amateur slut with a PC? Good to see them going out of their way to make promoting their program and maybe actually becoming profitable as difficult as possible.

06-05-2003, 06:35 PM	#20
snowpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA Posts: 1,099	I have to agree with TheFly, I bought a membership to test out the site before I promote it and the pics are minuscule, especially if you try to do a slide show. I can live with just softcore cuz that's what playboy is all about, but for God's sake's can you please provide us with some larger pics! Thank you. __________________ HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!! Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058 SIGNS, GRAPHICS & PRINTING ~ NETWORKING AND IT SERVICES

06-05-2003, 06:53 PM	#23
snowpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA Posts: 1,099	Rich, I'm strictly speaking of the Slide Show for the playmates section. The pics really are tiny. And I love slide shows so that was a bit of a dissapointment. Besides that the site is A plus. I"ll try downloading the cyberzoom thing to check it out. Thanks for pointing that out, new stuff like that is always great to point out to prospective signups __________________ HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!! Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058 SIGNS, GRAPHICS & PRINTING ~ NETWORKING AND IT SERVICES