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mrthumbs · 06-05-2003, 06:48 AM

dont even ask how..

anyway.. how do i stop the bleeding?

Hammer · 06-05-2003, 06:52 AM

Apparently you're all thumbs.

Jakke PNG · 06-05-2003, 06:53 AM

It will bleed for a long time. Dunno why. Just wait I guess.

mrthumbs · 06-05-2003, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
It will bleed for a long time. Dunno why. Just wait I guess.

yeah.. i noticed that..

but then i got thinking: if it bleeds for 1 minute..

then it should bleed for 10 minutes..

and if it can bleed for 10 minutes.. why not for 24 hours?

etc etc..

so basicly.. im dying here..slowly..

Jakke PNG · 06-05-2003, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

yeah.. i noticed that..

but then i got thinking: if it bleeds for 1 minute..

then it should bleed for 10 minutes..

and if it can bleed for 10 minutes.. why not for 24 hours?

etc etc..

so basicly.. im dying here..slowly..

Well women bleed for days without dying, I doubt a small cut in your lip will kill you.

Hammer · 06-05-2003, 07:06 AM

Actually it is possible to bleed to death from a cut lip. You see it on the news all the time.

"Excuse me doctor, but what was the cause of death?"

"Well the young man got in a fight at school and someone punched him in the mouth and he just bled to death. Happens all the time actually."

telcohost · 06-05-2003, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Well women bleed for days without dying, I doubt a small cut in your lip will kill you.

I'm glad to see political correctness will never affect this place !

mjrools23 · 06-05-2003, 07:08 AM

it'll stop bleeding on its own, just let it drip, take a picture while you're at it

Mutt · 06-05-2003, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

so basicly.. im dying here..slowly..

we all are dying slowly so don't feel too bad pardner!

Bex · 06-05-2003, 07:10 AM

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Originally posted by The Hammer
Apparently you're all thumbs.

TheViper · 06-05-2003, 07:27 AM

was msthumbs giving you a blowjob when u were shaving brotha?

Babaganoosh · 06-05-2003, 07:33 AM

I always cut myself while shaving. Just rip off a little piece of toilet paper and stick it to the cut. That seems to make it stop quicker. Just don't forget to remove the piece of TP before you leave the house.

Babaganoosh · 06-05-2003, 07:34 AM

...and for the love of God, skip the aftershave.

mrthumbs · 06-05-2003, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I always cut myself while shaving. Just rip off a little piece of toilet paper and stick it to the cut. That seems to make it stop quicker. Just don't forget to remove the piece of TP before you leave the house.

finally.. someone that cares.. given the time frame
i now understand you'd all rather see me dead.

thanks

12clicks · 06-05-2003, 07:37 AM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
dont even ask how..

anyway.. how do i stop the bleeding?

yeah, cutting your pussylip is bad. an old GF did that once. bled for a week. she did less cryng than you though.

mrthumbs · 06-05-2003, 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

yeah, cutting your pussylip is bad. an old GF did that once. bled for a week. she did less cryng than you though.

there are so many ways i can interpetate that post.

It raises a lot questions 12clicks ;)

but the reason why she cried less about it: she's used to it
like mentioned earlier..

Anyway.. it stopped.. for now.

NBDesign · 06-05-2003, 08:25 AM

Put a small piece of TP on it... the fibers of the paper will help seal the wound and stop the bleeding.

mastamindz · 06-05-2003, 08:27 AM

Of all the years shaving I have never cut myself..
I think I have leather skin.

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